I'm going to try something new moving forward, which is a weekly production update on Fridays. Let's get the boring stuff out of the way.
Mori Calliope piece is on track to be finished this coming week.
Toph and Katara audio will sadly take mo...
2024-08-17 02:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Featuring @MacStarVA as Asuka ...
2024-08-16 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Starring @MacStarVA as Asuka Langley and @AkujiSaitoVA as Rei Ayanami.
Artwork by @Deadloc91537586.
2024-08-16 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATED: Felt the original script was too rushed. Was being too thrifty with the set up. I got assurance from a Patron that they would be willing to cover expenses for more dialogue. Ruby has more screen-time and the part where Yang and Ruby fight over the toilet has been changed.
Greetings! Let's get right to it:
August 1st: At 6PM EST the August Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme. Suggestions close on Sat, August 10th at 11:59 PM EST. The Yang Script will be rel...
2024-08-01 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostMori Calliope gets a case of the squirts while livestreaming. She rushes to the toilet to relieve herself, only to realize that she's still live... again.
I removed this script from Patreon because I initially wanted to flesh it out to make it more erotic to read. I wrote it to give AkujiS...
2024-07-11 02:19:04 +0000 UTC View PostA night of heavy drinking sends Aqua running to the ladies' room with a sceaming case of the shits... but in her drunken desperation she doesn't check the signage on the door and ends up in the men's room.
The second place winner of the April Fools poll, which lost by a single vote. Despit...
2024-07-11 02:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostThe script for June's winner, featuring Toph and Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender taking a tandem deuce after a cleansing dip in the hot spring cleanses them a little too well.
I would have loved to get this uploaded sooner, but I had too many obligations to deal with offline. @MacSt...
2024-07-08 01:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Patrons! I wanted June to be more productive than it was, and admittedly I struggled a lot with writing. Each month I feel the need to top my previous efforts and it's gotten to a point where I struggle to write due to the mounting pressure I put on myself. I know if I push myself I can...
2024-07-01 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a single scrap of toilet paper and a calamitous case of diarrhea.
A collaboration between myself...
2024-06-29 22:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Zelda calls out to her noble champion in her hour of need... when she is stuck on the privy without a single scrap of toilet paper and a calamitous case of diarrhea.
A collaboration between myself and @science2311, who wrote the script, featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Princess Zelda. This audio...
2024-06-29 22:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings Patrons! May was another brutally busy month, so much so I struggled to find the time to complete my basic Patreon obligations. I'm very disappointed with myself for that but I will just make up for the missed work in June.
The Mori Calliope script is still ...
2024-06-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Kumatora enters a Kafkaesque nightmare when she enters the All-You-Can-Pee Toilet Dungeon in the Empire Pork Building, only to find there isn't a single unoccupied stall in sight!
Starring @MacStarVA as ...
2024-05-19 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (1:57) on HotRamenAudios.com!
Kumatora enters a Kafkaesque nightmare when she enters the All-You-Can-Pee ...
2024-05-19 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come back ...
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come back with a vengeance!
Featuring @Iheartvoiceover as Tifa Lockhart and @AkujiSaitoVA as Aeri...
2024-05-18 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostI will be busy over the next five days and away from my PC. Rather than close the poll today I decided to just extend it. Sorry for the sparse updates! I will be back on the 15th!
2024-05-08 19:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings everyone! Spring is upon us and so is another month. April was extremely busy for me with irl obligations, and so my work time was fairly limited. I'm more behind than I would like on all audios but come mid-May my schedule will be clear and I will focus my efforts exclusively on audios...
2024-05-01 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI was initially going to keep this one a complete secret and not upload the script, but due to the set-backs on the Tifa & Aerith audio, and the longer-than-average wait time on the Asuka piece due to both VAs having prior obligations to clear our first, AND an inexplicable loss of all my fil...
2024-04-15 01:35:43 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! The lines are out for the Asuka audio. It was a tough decision on who should voice her, but in the end it is @MacStarVA who will be burying the potted plant. @AkujiSaito will act opposite her as Rei.
Thanks to the generosity of patron Anthony Gigliotti, who recom...
2024-04-11 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAsuka Langley Soryu's a prideful girl. But everyone has a breaking point... When she's stricken with a stomach bug that leaves her rushing for a toilet she finds that her favorite bathroom - a secluded single-stall toilet on the highest floor of NERV Headquarters - is occupied by Rei Ayanami. But...
2024-04-05 01:09:00 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings one and all! The month of April is upon us, which means it's time for me to force aggressive shitting noises into your ears. I am not exaggerating when I say that March's poll has kept me on the edge of my seat. With twice the number of entrants as February's poll, the race to March 31s...
2024-04-01 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostScripts are out for the Tifa & Aerith audios. Thanks to your generous patronage, the full cost of the piece was covered. The thumbnail this time will be done by @zeenybutgross on twitter, whose love of Final Fantasy VII is roughly on par with mine, perhaps even more. Because of her enthusiasm...
2024-03-07 18:09:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would happen if, instead of Cloud going out on a date with Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie (or Barret), Tifa and Aerith decided to hit the Gold Saucer by themselves? As the two board the gondola to watch the fireworks, all that fairground food starts to act up... Stuck high in the air in a rickety wood...
2024-03-06 00:40:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time folks! Time to vote on what (and who) you want to hear in my next fully voiced audio project! The following were submitted by paid members of the patreon, but free members can vote as well. Make your voices heard by selecting one of the four options below.
The poll clos...
2024-02-16 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI promised there would be no charges made in February. However, the Charge-Per-Post model I was using until recently meant money would be sent to my account on an arbitrarily specified date rather than immediately as the payment model implied. That's one of the reasons I chose to switch. Please d...
2024-02-05 09:08:14 +0000 UTC View PostGirls from the wonderful world of Role Playing Games! Computer, Western, and Eastern are all eligible suggestions. The box will be open from 2/1/2024 to 2/14/2024, with the vote taking place from 2/15/2024 to 2/29/2024. This month's window is muc...
2024-02-02 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPlease read them over and give some thought to what benefits you want to receive! These changes do not go into effect until March 1st, 2024, so don't feel any pressure to make any decisions today. The first suggestion box goes live at 9PM EST, atnd for this month...
2024-02-01 21:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostI've given this a lot of thought and decided to try my hand at a Monthly Patreon Model like the rest of the planet. The main reason is a more consistent schedule for everyone involved. Pay per creation is confusing to Patrons and I have received several inquiries...
2024-01-27 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The audio for my upcoming Animatic! Let the sensual sound of a princess in the grips of porcelain-punishing peril fill your earholes as I work on the video version, which will be a public release available on Twitter, ThisVid, and of course Patreon for download. I have some special visuals planne...
2024-01-23 02:21:35 +0000 UTC View Post