Curently writing his POV and I'm about to give him one, so I thought I'd throw a few possibles out there, see what sticks. As always, if you have an awesome idea, please leave it in the comments.
and yes, completely original classes are just as cool as cobbled together ones from other...
2019-02-03 00:36:55 +0000 UTC View Post
“See if you can cut him in half!” Jamal shouted from the volunteer-assembled bleachers.
Garth stood across the training ground from Cass, trying not to sweat in his eyes. They were standing in short-cropped, lush grass in what used to be some rich guy’s backyard bef...
2019-02-02 03:56:26 +0000 UTC View PostSomething that was rattling around in my head. It might be funnier if she looked like a naked, woody version of Jess, walking around.
He DID design her with Jess's mommy juice as a template.
On Nega-Earth:
And just like that, all the most disruptive and dangerous potential Demon Lords from Earth have been controlled or destroyed. Irios said, dusting his hands as she gazed out over the destroyed city. The pest-free Earth would avoid the notice of the government until ...
2019-02-01 00:31:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhen Garth made it home, he passed Lucy off to the first thing with two hands and collapsed into his side of the bed, where Sandi was lying with the three babies. Oh, he must have given her to Sandi.
Are you all right? Jim asked, bending over to look at his face.
The hell...
2019-01-31 01:46:58 +0000 UTC View PostFalk! the female benkei shouted, standing and craning her neck to watch the combatant tumble through the air into the distance, creating a tiny puff of dust where he landed.
Dust. Aerosol. Garth didnt look, but he idly thumbed his little nightmare smoke producer. If he could ge...
2019-01-28 03:05:10 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone proposes the perfect Something Else I reserve the right to ignore the poll if necessary.
Before we do this, Garth said, glancing around at the grim-faced people surrounding him. Can I unload my baby?
Four of the surrounding wizards glanced at the fifth, checking with her. Their leader was a muscly corio woman about five and a half feet tall, not including the hor...
2019-01-27 02:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A little something I've have rattling around in my head ever since I wrote the bathhouse, but didn't really use it.
2019-01-26 01:50:51 +0000 UTC View PostGarth rocked back and forth in his new rocking chair, staring out into the desert as he rocked the infant tucked in his elbow.
Seven hundred and fifty-four babies in about twenty hours. No one was meant to look at that many bloody vaginas in one day.
As it turned out, every sin...
2019-01-25 22:42:12 +0000 UTC View PostHoney, Im home! Garth called as he turned the knob of his treehouse and pushed. Garths forehead slammed into the wooden panel when the door didnt budge. Was there furniture barricading the other side of the door or was he just crazy?
Who is it? Came an unfamiliar voice,...
2019-01-24 02:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostGood to see you again, Beladia said from behind the round desk overlooking him. Once again, Garth found himself surrounded by gods, the larger-than life individuals looking down at him like a bug under a microscope.
All around him the room was black, with no visible sources of il...
2019-01-22 23:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou didnt bring any marshmallows or anything, did you? Wilson asked as the forest began to wail, a deep noise that reverberated through Garths chest.
Nah, Garth said, backing them away from hovering directly above the forest lest they roast or suffocate from the rising ho...
2019-01-21 22:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostIt took Garth a week to set up properly, charging a few dozen specially designed seeds, and arranging contingency plans.
He located the local Adventurers guild in the large city nearby and hired a couple high ranked teams to be on-call in case the forest overpowered him. Never hurts ...
2019-01-20 09:13:12 +0000 UTC View PostHello, she said, offering a hand.
Garth clasped the crimson womans hand and found it warmer than hed expected, like she was running a fever. Maybe her race had a higher body temp?
My name is Ellanore Kinmet, A Seer of Beladia.
Garth Daniels, Apostle of Belad...
2019-01-19 01:46:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is something most humans understand by the time theyre adults, but as it turns out, money opens a lot of doors.
Getting Garth a trip to a city on the Inner Sphere planet Ometra fell under that category. Normally reserved for citizens of high standing, Garth was able to pull so...
2019-01-18 00:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostHigh in the mountains, a limbless torso rested against a pine tree in front of a dying fire, beside him was a stack of rocks with a face drawn on it, a sack of flour and an overturned bucket of apples.
Thank you all so much for coming, it means so much to Leanne.
Leanne loo...
2019-01-17 03:09:07 +0000 UTC View PostSquirrel was watching as her brother jumped to his death. She waited, rubbing chalk on her hands, breath tense, heart hammering as her toes gripped the beam below her. She had done this hundreds of times, but never lost the nervous tension. Her brother caught her eye, and a moment later, l...
2019-01-16 11:09:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhen Garth blearily opened his eyes, he was on the ground. Again. Face down this time, nose hurting like a bitch.
It has not been a good day, he thought as he struggled to put his arms under him. Garth just wanted to clear millions of kiplings out of an enormous city in a si...
2019-01-16 01:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think she considers only needing a little help? Garth thought as his wounded stomach slowly knit itself back together. The pain made it hard to think, impossible to move. He was pretty sure this is where she should have run to get help from home base.
Instead, Sa...
2019-01-15 19:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostGarth let go of the dungeon core, and it sprang back down the hole like it had been shot from a sling, hitting the ground and tumbling deeper into the cave. Garth kept his ear cocked toward the entrance, and he could tell that the kipling were still coming.
Garths plan wasnt part...
2019-01-12 20:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostBoom, it's five-ish. time to chat.
also, I got 2k words done this afternoon, but there's no fight scene in it yet, and I owe you one, so it's gonna take as long as it takes to get one in there, sorry for the delay.
2019-01-12 02:05:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn an instant, Sam stretched his Nuetta out to the Fabricator. He needed a distraction, and there was only one thing he could think of that would do that. The harsh squeal of the Fabricator would be sure to grab everyones attention.
Sam directed the floating eye to the Fabricator a...
2019-01-11 20:59:28 +0000 UTC View PostCattle shouldnt talk in front of their owners. Be thankful Lord Tyranus has allowed you to speak. Maria said, directing a glare at Faera. Now that Sam thought about it, the rest of the prisoners were gagged. Billy wanted him to talk to Faera, hoping they would complement each other...
2019-01-11 20:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostA jostling caused Sam to open his eyes, blinking sand out of his eyes.
Problem? he asked, blinking at Jennei who pointed forward, wordlessly. They were a couple miles outside of the city, travelling the smooth plains toward the mountain to the east, where the other elves should h...
2019-01-11 20:54:50 +0000 UTC View PostI been seeing some stuff to the effect that the tension is lost and the story is kinda meandering. It could just be me being a sensitive artist, but I'd love to spend an hour with you guys this Friday chatting about the story and seeing if it needs anything.
Ideas welcome, spoilers, probab...
This feels weird. Garth said as the Kipling gnawed on his forearm. The rabid, drooling monster that used to be a woman had clamped down on his arm with her inhumanly long jaw and was trying to saw it off with a rocking and tugging motion. It reminded him a bit of a dog with a rope toy,...
2019-01-11 02:27:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe days rolled by, and thered been no repercussions yet. Sandi had woken up with a splitting headache, and her Lure had looked off for the next few days, but there was no permanent damage.
Business continued as usual, but Garth knew he needed to step up both his personal ass-kicki...
2019-01-09 22:48:54 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, now explain what happened, Sandis mother said, her arms crossed, a severe look on her face. In the distance, her sisters were fawning over her limp body.
I told you, we got attacked by muggers and-
Stop. You already fed the girls that line, now you need to ...
2019-01-08 22:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post