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MT 275 - Fight or Flight

As the hammerhead we were attached to pulled up faster than any organism of its size had any right to do, everyone in the cabin went from the weightless sensation of freefall, straight into an upward turn that easily exceeded ten Gs. From my kneeling position behind the pilot, this actually put a...

TTRPG - Delver System v0.2 Rules "Colossal Weapons Update"

Hello there. Attached to this post is a PDF of v0.2 of the Delver TTRPG system. This update focuses on error corrections, but also includes a healthy chunk of new skills and evos. You can find more details in the patch notes below.

There were no significant updates to the crafting or enemy ...

RR Commission #1

Hi-res file is attached below.

Here's the final version of the first RR commission, which was everyone in the Closet in the style of cel-shading. After chatting a bit with the winner about it, since cel-shading is a somewhat broad category, I decided to go for a comic book style that I enjo...

MT 274 - No Dog in This Fight

Captain Pio turned to her crew and started speaking in rapid-fire Imperial. “Baltae, Madel, you’re up,” she said. “Cezil, you’re ride-along.”

The team’s entire demeanor shifted in an instant, and they sprang into action as their captain gave them their orders. Madel and Baltae...

MT 273 - The Truth Revealed!

Before I could respond to the Littan mage, Cezil voiced the question I saw reflected in the expressions of the rest of her team.

“The fuck are you talking about, Baltae?” the red-eyed twin asked. There was a touch of exasperation to her tone, like she was hearing a bad joke one too many...

Updates May 4 2025

Hello, I am alive.

Last week's shittery:

Last week was moving week and as expected it was more difficult than expected. Leasing company came in at the last possible second for us to move in to the new place on the last day of my lease at the old place, meaning we had to have everyth...

MT 272 - Viewpoints

Tavio led me through a copse of trees that lined the edge of the small lake where we’d landed, then along the edge of a field of grain similar to wheat. The field’s edge ran up against the grounds of the nearby defensive fort, giving way to a low growth of vegetation that was kept short for a...

DL 16 Character Sheets

If you haven't noticed, I'm absolutely terrible at estimating how long something will take me. "Yeah, that'll take me 4 hours" (takes 16). "Oh, I can get there in 6 chapters" (takes 12). "I can get edited character sheets out in a couple of days" (takes 2 weeks).

Anyway, here's character sh...

MT 271 - Layover

“Want to do the honors?” I asked Xim. The cleric flashed me a smile, then uncrossed her legs and leaned forward.

“Hmm, where should I start?” she said, tapping a finger against her chin. She paused and locked eyes with Baltae, then with Pio. “Okay, I got it.” She scooched forwar...

MT 270 - Hammerhead Airlines

Our meeting was briefly interrupted by a soft knock, and a messenger appeared to let us know our falcon was ready. Tavio quickly outlined some of the suggested skill levels for the combat areas they’d discovered, which were mainly in the 40 to 70 range.

“And after that?” I asked. Ever...

Art Commissions Part 2 Poll

Vote for the commission you'd like to see!

Option 1 submitted by McIntosh Ewell

Option 2 submitted by Retroburn

Option 3 submitted by Forrest McLaren

Voting will close Wednesday, April 23 at 11 pm EST (GMT-4)

MT 269 - The Not-So-Forbidden Forest (A Dungeon for Trees? A Forest of Dungeons? Dungeons and… Trees? Tree Dungeon: Arlo’s Nemesis Returned?!)

“Right,” I said. “Is this Dungeon the entire Less-Than-Habitable Forest?”

Tavio paused with his mouth open, then grinned and nodded. “It is, yes. The Forest has always been an area of significant mana concentration. It is not much of a surprise that phase two designated the entire...

MT 268 - Icebreakers

While my confidence in the cosmological integrity of our local reality was eroding by the day, my confidence that I’d done everything I could to be as strong as possible when heading into this team-up with the Littans was pretty good. I opened the portal to the Littan fortress in Eschendur, pro...

MT 267 - Perfect Ego

During the time between meeting the Dragons and hanging out with the Littans, I had enough time to ask the Dread Star several questions. Eleven, specifically, and I’d been willing to throw my brain in that cosmic blender as frequently as necessary to get the info we needed. Most of the question...

MT 266 - Fortitude 70

Sometimes, evolutions presented one obvious choice. Other times, they were three different flavors of the same thing. Even when all three options were unique, the power boost wasn’t significant enough alone to feel like I was giving too much up by choosing one over another. Fortitude 70 was non...

MT 265 - System Mafia

While we finished all the other crap we needed to take care of, the party never stopped prepping for our expedition with the Littans. With a little less than three months left, we still needed to snag three more Levels. We’d viewed this as a fairly trivial task, but had forgotten one important ...

MT 264 - Another Montage

I would have said forming a diplomatic treaty in what was essentially a VIP room at an extraordinarily exclusive dance club was an odd sort of affair, but it didn’t even make the top three for weird shit that week. Ishi was very professional, and even when a dozen of Etja’s new friends joined...

MT 263 - Club Dragon

“We do not know why the System stopped us from leaving,” said Hep. “But we have some theories. Maybe it believes we are too useful to lose, an irreplaceable tool against the avatars. Perhaps it tries to prevent anyone from permanently leaving the planet, creating a sort of quaranti...

MT 262 - The Last Generation

“Our sleep was shorter this time,” Hep continued. “I can’t give you an exact figure, but when Violet was awoken by a rich spiritual presence emanating from the planet, I felt that our nap had been perhaps two-thirds of what it had been the prior generation. Silver transported us back, whe...

Art Commission Ideas #2

Hey folks!

Please comment any ideas you'd like to see for the second Patreon art commission under this post! This week we have a theme, which is DOUBLES. What does that mean? I leave it up to you.

Submissions will be open until Sunday at 11 PM ED...

Updates April 8 2025

Emergency Shit

We have dropped out of red alert status! We're going to have to keep a close eye on some stuff for the new few months, but things are as good as they can be for the moment. Thanks for everyone's understanding and well-wishes, it means a lot.

Writing Shit

Oddly...

Update Apr 5 2025

I wrote a whole post with a bunch of dark humor, then deleted it all. Short version: After an entire shit-ass week some MORE bullshit happened and I was with a family member in the ER all fucking night. We're fine for now, and things look okay, but the situation is also being closely monitored. <...

MT 261 - A Tale as Old as Hep

A plume of smoke escaped Hep’s nostrils, curling up into a cloud near the ceiling high above us. “Thank you for your moderation, Gold,” he said. “We will revisit each question in detail.”

The other Rulers seemed amicable to Hep’s suggestion, and what followed was two hours of co...

Art Commissions Week 1

Vote on what you'd like to see get made! Poll will be open until Sunday April 6, 11 pm EDT

There's a character limit on poll options so I've had to simplify some.

Quick Update April 1 2025 (not a fool's day thing)

Hey folks,

My landlord has decided to sell the house I'm living in so the wife and I had to waste a bunch of time figuring out housing last week. They let the lease lapse and we were on month-to-month so they gave us the notice we were supposed to get. It's irritating but nothing nefarious ...

MT 260 - DRAGONS!!2

After I asked for Xim’s whereabouts, the middle throne began to shudder. Its ornate surface bulged and morphed to a crystalline substance, the center shaping itself into a humanoid form. Soon, a woman who looked like she was cut from a thirty-foot-high lapis lazuli sat on the throne with her le...

Art Commissions Week 1 - Submit Ideas Here!

Hey folks!

As part of the launch rewards for book 1, I'm getting 3 art commissions done based on YOUR ideas.

Royal Road's ideas:

Royal Road has gone through two rounds (poll is still open for week 2, but unless some comeback happens the winner is probably the one in the lead)...

MT 259 - Her Golden Majesty

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY: USER NAME [Ruler 5]

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“That bad, huh?” said Xim to a now empty tunnel. She came to a stop, looked left, then right, then up. Arlo’s advice about looking up almost never mattered, but ...

MT 258 - DRAGONS!!1

Ishi laid down fire on me like a battleship, lobbing massive AoE attacks from her bows, wand, and staff. I dodged the first volley with Shortcut, taking me the rest of the way towards the tunnel’s edge. I positioned myself so that my orbiting hammers began colliding with the wall, and all twent...

MT 257 - Dargons and… Part 13

The princess let out a very un-princess-like swear as the world turned ninety degrees from her point of view, accompanied by an arrow in the back. The spell on the arrow activated, creating a spatial distortion that twisted in on itself and tried to compress its contents into a space the size of ...