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FIRST BOOK PREORDER NOW LIVE!!!!!!

Hello!!! To cut to the chase, the preorder for the first book in the Gamer's Guide series is now LIVE!!!!!! Link here: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/B0D2HYQSDX?action_c...

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Well out on the street, Emil opted to walk to the city council. It was only a brief walk, after all, and a few minutes out in the fresh air would do him good. He was surprised to see the streets fairly well occupied despite the unwelcoming weather, with people out and about, chatting and shopping...

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Unlike what Emil had told himself that night, he would go on to treat Kitty much like he did his own party members. Of course, he would always use ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ whenever he asked his friend to do something, but it might as well have been a straight order....

A Gamer's Guide 249

They found Ursula asleep in the hallway, folded across a chair with her sword in hand. Unwilling to wake her up, Emil convinced Kitty to carry her along as they went up to their rooms, leaving her in her own room, atop her bed. The final touch on Emil’s end was to write a little note, thanking ...

A Gamer's Guide 248

Emil took a seat on the little girl’s bed. He tried to take her dainty little hand in his, but she drew it away. His smile didn’t even budge. “What’s your name?”

“Mitt,” she said. “I told the angel so before. But you were busy screaming.”

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Announcement Book 3 -> Book 3+4

Hello! Sorry about the weird title, I wasn't sure how to word it. But, essentially, because I can't be concise for the life of me, book 3, the book I've been writing for the last couple of months, will be split into two! Specifically, all chapters as of chapter 203 are part of book 4, meaning tha...

A Gamer's Guide 247

The smell of rotting flesh was replaced with that of charred tissue. The sick goblin in his embrace spasmed once, twice, his chest compressing and decompressing to finally expel the mechanical rasping of lungs no longer alive. And as Emil heard his heart beating its final, limping melody, he bega...

A Gamer's Guide 246

And just like that, Kitty left. His back faded into the darkness, away and out of sight, leaving Emil alone in the light. Alone, and empty. With Kitty no longer at his side, the darkness that surrounded him appeared all the more deep and impenetrable, the light he’d summoned weaker than ever. 2024-02-13 11:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Some outfit drawings +various unfinished sketches + random stuff

Me like drawing. Very fun! Putting fennrick in silly outfits gives me great joy. I hope to write and release more soon…!

A Gamer's Guide 245

“Ah, Kitty! I’ve been waiting for you.”

“Did he tell on me?” I ask as soon as I step inside the room. I’m lucky my heart is strong, otherwise, the sight of Benevil sitting at his desk, gently stroking the drake in his lap might have made me laugh out loud. Aside from every singl...

A Gamer's Guide 244

By the time the ambulance arrives, Moleman has snapped out of it—mostly, I think. He healed Mitt, helped get the kids into the ambulance, and then… Well, I thought that since we found them and the kids were clearly in shock, Moleman might want to come with them to the hospital. But he looked ...

A Gamer's Guide 243

All and all, we probably went to around three dozen houses, with some of the infected being in a far worse state than others. Some were getting out of it, fully able to walk and talk and in no need for any healing whatsoever, while others were mere days away from their assured demise. For them, i...

A Gamer's Guide 242

It took less than an hour to finish checking up on the patients, and at the end, my desire for breakfast was starting to overpower my diligence to a noticeable degree. So, as we head towards the stables, Moleman promises to get me something tasty for the ride. For my own part, I’m mostly surpri...

A Gamer's Guide 241

“Is he really…?”

“He is,” Moleman answers as he stands over one of his patients, healing the opened rash spread across her back.

“But he’s… Well, he was kind of… But he doesn’t…”

“I told you, he isn’t what you think,” Moleman says as he wraps the wo...

A Gamer's Guide 240

That went a lot better than I expected. Reminder to self: Moleman has eyes on his neck and can sense people looking at him. Magic? A skill? Sheer ability? No clue. But he can do it, even when I’m in the fetal position, which suggests that it’s more than mere instinct. Even c...

A Gamer's Guide 239

<[Awaken.]>

An alarm in the form of his skill woke him up, the word ping-ponging through his skull with neither remorse nor mercy. The fact that his room was as dark as night didn’t help either, though a quick casting of the enlightenment spell easily banished the b...

A Gamer's Guide 238

“...You must be within fifty meters of myself or one of my party members at all times; you may only touch goblins with explicit consent or permission from me or one of my party members; you have to wear clothes that cover your chest and groin area at all times; you must follow the Server Allian...

A Gamer's Guide 237

His party was surprised to find him still wearing his formal attire, but he had more important things to talk about. So, without giving them time to retire into something more comfortable, he brought them to the drawing room the mayor had set aside for them to use as a conference room. It was far...

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They went. However, with a situation as odd as theirs, Emil had no choice but to dig further. “So, just to clarify… You’ve been watching me for two weeks?”

“I was trying to work up the courage,” Kitty admitted.

Emil chuckled at his friend’s absurdity, and also at his own...

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On the way out, the barker helpfully announced that Emil was leaving early, almost causing a stir until Ursula explained that he had a stomachache and had to go home to lie down and weep for a few hours. She didn’t use those exact words, but in the ten or so seconds Emil lingered before leaving...

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“Oh, yes, very dreadful,” the respectable Judgess of Feynix commented, waving her fan in front of her face. Compared to other hostesses Emil had had the displeasure of entertaining, she at least didn’t pretend to actually enjoy her human company, keeping herself and her conversatio...

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—Eyes! Oh, I’m back here again. Figures.

Rubbing my hands, I turn to my inventory. Now, what has my dear friend gifted me from beyond the grave? Let’s see here… A few knives, some scrapers, a hammer, a leather strop… Yep, that’s the good stuff. I wonder how I might be able to ta...

Commission + doodles

I finally got around to draw BIG CHUNGUS’ request. Oh, and also various doodles and stuff, lol

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I appear in the lobby. WHITE. Gotcha. Time to get back to—

<[Thank you for your cooperation.]>

<Floor 28 has opened.

Do you want to enter?>

<Yes/No>

…Not even going to give me time to do my toddler-style impromptu painting? Righ...

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I return to the lobby. As I start making my habitat livable, I let my eyes scan the details of the new skill I received.

<[Dance (Lv.1)]

Dance!>

…What is this? How am I supposed to increase it? Dance… As in, dance while I’m defeating things? I know there are classes ...

A Gamer's Guide 230

The very second I reappear in the lobby, I unceremoniously drop to my knees, though I don’t quite have the strength to do anything more drastic.

What… what is… what did I… how did… why…?

My hands touch the brand on my chest. The twinge of pain comforts me. My gaze falls to...

A Gamer's Guide 229

Goss struck, his right arm flying out, his splayed claws scratching across Ymir’s face, drawing deep gashes in the skin, flesh opened and red, dark blood splattering, streaking down across his apathetic face because even though it must have hurt, even though it had to be painful, it still didn�...

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As Goss let relief wash over him, Kitty put his nose into the air, sniffing deeply. “Ah, we’re here.”

Goss slowed in his steps. Up ahead, a door easily large enough to fit several dragons side by side loomed, its face engraved with thousands of names. He had heard about this door. The...

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“Everything alright, Goss?” someone asked.

The words themselves wouldn’t have been enough to snap him out of his daze if it hadn’t been for who said it. Turning his wide eyes left and right, it took a moment for him to remember that the person he sought wasn’t at his eye level—h...

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The chamber of penance, despite the grandiose name, appears more like the torture chamber of a medieval castle than anything of religious connotation. Neither the floor nor the walls have been tempered by dragon fire, leaving them rugged and harsh as opposed to the smooth, ornamental architecture...