Please join us this Friday for the Patreon exclusive audio:
The Stakeout <3
Prepare for sass, ass and a surprising amount of class.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-01-29 21:11:51 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive Content - this Friday!
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Teacup
2019-01-28 22:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh. My. God! Fine, you can rub sunscreen on me, you perv."
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A day at the beach with your girl. Sun, sea and sandcastles - what could be better?
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The lovely script was provided by the lovely Zinnia.
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"Burden? What burden? You are you. Depressed, happy, angry, ecstatic, dying - you are you, and I love you.”
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It’s another not-so-great day.
It's with you again, in the dark. Just you and the horrible, leeching It.
“Disney World?! Oh my god! You must really love me!”
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She's been working so hard.
Exhausted when she gets up, exhausted when she gets home.
But today's her day off, and it's time to treat her right.
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2019-01-22 21:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"You ready to say sorry? 'Cause I am. Oh, come here, shy boy."
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Well, naively you thought you'd never be here.
But it's happened - your first fight.
Her emotional and outright - You closed off and quiet.
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"Whatever that nightmare was, that’s all it was, okay? A nightmare.
It’s not real. But I am. And I am telling you, you are safe, you are loved and everything is okay."
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You feel yourself restless, asleep but not at peace, unawake and wild with fear.&...
2019-01-18 12:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey! Whatever happens in here, promise me you’ll take a picture of me with that Naruto Cosplayer?"
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Your first Comic-Con! You have your badge, Meet-&-Greet times memorised, and the money you’ve saved for what feels like forever!
But, ...
2019-01-17 20:55:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"I’ve had a crush on you since the day we started working together. Oh, god. Now I’m turning red."
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You go to the local watering hole one night after work. You've never been before, but a couple of people in the office recommended it and you feel like tryi...
2019-01-15 18:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
In 12 weeks time I will be recording in my very own STUDIO!
All thanks goes to everyone who has listened, liked, commented, pledged and all over supported me.
However, I feel the biggest thank you just has to go to my patrons. You have made every dr...
2019-01-14 20:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"Whatever you do I’ll support you. But you need to know, you deserve better."
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It's Friday. Another long week done. You get home with your lady and immediately flop down on the couch. You're exhausted, a little deflated and in need of tender lovin...
2019-01-11 23:21:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, what you’re saying is that I should just let you love me? Well, thank god you have bad taste!”
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She’s British, she’s a badass, and her bark is worse than her bite. Despite her bluster she’s your girl. Your tough, stubborn, wonderful g...
2019-01-10 00:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"You’re my person. The one who makes you laugh, the one who keeps you going, the one who texts you at 3am cause they had a crazy dream. The one who looks super cute with their hair messy."
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The Holidays are officially over. You're free from awkward conversat...
2019-01-08 00:55:36 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
Now that Christmas and New Years are winding down, we need to discuss new concepts.
So, what shall we explore next?
Here are my finished concepts, all scripts ready to be recorded.
Let me know which you'd like to hear first!
Love,
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"Well, looks like I got my Christmas wish. Um, I’m going to kiss you now."
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The clumsy, cutesy, clueless Miss Santa is back, and it looks like she's here for more than a present.
Put on the kettle, hand her cup and get ready...
2019-01-02 20:46:47 +0000 UTC View Post
2019 is here, Teacups!
And with it I bring exciting news:
Frisky Friday’s will be returning! Now, I do not have an exact date, but know that it is within sight. And as such, I think it’s about time we discussed concepts.
I have a list for your perusing pleasure. P...
2019-01-01 19:24:53 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh my god, it’s not a joke. I like you. I like you. I really, really, really like you. Now, is there any chance you wanna kiss me at midnight?"
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The New Year's Eve Office Party - What a joy! Drunken arguing, passive aggressive comments, and colle...
2018-12-31 18:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
