“I’m sorry if my friends were bothering you. They are very drunk and um... they’re very drunk.”
…
You don’t know why you came out tonight.
It’s loud, it’s hot, it’s awful, and you are so painfully sober.
It’s ...
2019-04-12 00:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
I’m FINALLY going to be moving house next Tuesday and as such things are gonna be quite busy. So, I’d like to make a head start on script writing for next week.
What would you like to hear next week? Adventure, scandal, drama? You name it, I’ll write it.
I...
2019-04-11 15:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post
"I never imagined it would be a man like you. But there we are. All’s fair, all’s strange."
...
So, it's finally happened.
You, The Lone One, have been hit. No, not hit - scorched. The bastard used explosives on you, and now for the first tim...
2019-04-10 22:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Some girls like a six-pack while others prefer a keg."
...
You both climb into bed and snuggle down for the night.
She rests her head on your chest and you fold your arms around her waist.
She's tiny and perfect and it almost breaks your heart.
You look down a...
2019-04-10 21:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a winner!
Congratulations to all those who voted for 'The Obstacle' because it will be the audio coming out this Friday.
Thank you to everyone for voting.
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Best wishes,
Teacup
P.S. I have a little surprise coming out for yo...
2019-04-10 12:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to everyone for coming up with such fun ideas!
As usual:
24 hours to vote. Audio out Friday.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-04-09 11:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm not going anywhere. You're not alone."
...
You've had the worst news.
You're in shock, you're exhausted and there's only one place you can go.
She opens the door, makes you sit and pours something stiff.
And then... you collapse. But it's okay, she's...
2019-04-09 10:37:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what shall we have for our Friday audio?
Romance, fantasy, drama, all three and more? I'm all ears. Leave a comment and we'll have a poll tomorrow to decide.
Best wishes,
Teacup
...
2019-04-08 22:11:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Monday, Teacups!
So here's the announcement: I'm starting a brand new series called Odyssey. As you can imagine, the series is a Sci-Fi adventure exploring the relationships between Commander T and her crew as they set off to find a new home. I know how keen many of you have been for ...
2019-04-08 15:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
“I’m sorry if my friends were bothering you. They are very drunk and um... they’re very drunk.”
…
You don’t know why you came out tonight.
It’s loud, it’s hot, it’s awful, and you are so painfully sober.
It’s the annual get-together and your f...
2019-04-05 09:58:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups!
Don't forget 'Not Our Night' will be out tomorrow exclusively on Patreon.
Please get excited and see you then.
Love,
Teacup x
2019-04-04 21:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"Would you.... tell me about her? If she's part of the reason you are who you are, then we - I - owe her a lot. What was she like?"
...
Your best female friend comes to check on you while you're sick.
She pokes and prods you, even gives you a gentle massage...
2019-04-04 21:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
"I never imagined it would be a man like you. But there we are. All’s fair, all’s strange."
...
So, it's finally happened.
You, The Lone One, have been hit. No, not hit - scorched. The bastard used explosives on you, and now for the first time in years, you’re forced to re...
2019-04-03 22:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a winner!
Congratulations to all those who voted for 'Not Our Night' because it will be the audio coming out this Friday.
Thank you to everyone for voting.
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-04-02 18:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just a sincere reminder that we all have bad days.
It’s gonna be okay, guys 😊
2019-04-02 18:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
So, I'm back. Let's get you some content!
I thought we should recycle some old ideas to give people a chance to have their ideas up for grabs again.
As usual:
24 hours to vote. Audio out Friday.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-04-01 18:42:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"Thank you. I'm not sure I would have saved you if the roles had been reversed. I'm glad you're stupider than I am."
...
Even for a human... this one is odd.
She's severely injured, alone, and stranded on a foreign planet, and yet her life energy is beaming.
Wh...
2019-04-01 13:43:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"It’s not hard to be a cynic, baby. In fact, it’s pretty average. But loving something, being a part of a small, weird, wonderful community - that’s something special.”
…
TO THE ROMANTIC ASMR/VO/ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY:
So, as some ...
2019-03-29 23:05:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Romantic ASMR? EW! GROSS! 🤣
Please enjoy my claim to fame. I can now officially retire for good!
2019-03-28 22:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
As I mentioned a few days ago, I'd really love to use this little break productively. As such I've been brainstorming some new ideas that we could try out here on our Patreon page.
This poll is just so I can easily identify how much interest there is (if any) for ...
2019-03-28 14:17:51 +0000 UTC View Post
"I’m serious. Save your worry and your kindness for someone who actually deserves you."
...
So here they are - the four horsemen of the apocalypse: wine, pain, self-loathing, your best friend in the whole world.
They apparently called an emergency meeting of the council....
2019-03-26 13:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post
