"How long until it explodes?" Myst asked the gremlin tinker as he studied the brass scope that looked like it would be right at home in a steampunk movie.
"It's not going to explode," the gremlin engineer complained.
"Are you grumpy because I'm questioning your abilities or because it...
2023-11-28 05:12:12 +0000 UTC View Post"Hellooooooo Nurse!" Vivian said when she saw the attractive redhead follow Myst out of the portal wearing a sheer nurse's outfit.
"Hello yourself," Amy replied with a grin as she looked at the naked blue haired girl that looked a few years younger than her.
"Where did you find the gi...
2023-11-25 06:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post"Neat," Harry said when the teacher finished her lecture on the nature of alchemy and he got a notice informing him that he'd received a quick alchemy trait.
"In general," Julia Frankenstein said cheerfully. "Alchemy is a rewarding vocation, especially if you're willing to put the time into...
2023-11-21 05:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post"Two galleons for one gold coin," the goblin offered with a smug grin, knowing he was ripping the man off but figuring most wizards wouldn't even question the exchange rate.
Myst glared at the goblin, wondering if he should have let someone else deal with the goblins since he wasn't a fan t...
2023-11-18 06:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post"Hey!" a gremlin complained as he dodged out of the way of Myst stepping on him. "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry," Myst offered as he pulled his attention off Lara's naked behind and concentrated on walking down the hallway and not stepping on gremlins. He frowned when he noticed that he...
2023-11-14 06:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostDawn pulled her attention away from the crystal walls and the recessed areas that would be perfect for statues and followed Xander into the classroom. "Now what?"
Willow glanced around the room that had a number of purple massage benches as well as drawing tables. "I'm guessing we wait for ...
2023-11-11 06:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post"Are you hungover?" Buffy asked as Xander and Dawn walked over to the portal, noticing that he looked like hell.
"I'm not hungover, I'm just exhausted and the walls need soundproofing," Xander complained with a yawn, wishing that he'd gotten a couple of more hours of sleep before being woke...
2023-11-07 06:15:55 +0000 UTC View PostMyst pulled his attention away from the stars when he felt his mana pool fill up completely. 'This would be easier if I had a decent source of gems,' he mentally grumbled as he cast his Resource Node spell, conjuring yet another foil card. 'Phasezinc? This node of magically altered zinc will drop...
2023-11-04 06:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post"You're lucky that Bugs isn't around," Xander pointed out as he watched the skeleton drop yet another conjured rabbit into the well.
"I'd appreciate it if you avoided saying the names of eldritch abominations or cartoon characters that might decide to pay us a visit," Myst complained as he ...
2023-10-31 04:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostMyst pulled his attention off the small group of gremlins that were milling around and picking fights with each other while they waited for him to extract their magic and focused on the unstable mana crystals piling up in his inventory that his minions had been collecting from the floating platfo...
2023-10-28 06:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostMyst blinked when he suddenly found himself next to his dungeon crystal. "What the fuck?" he complained as he opened his combat log. 'Marvin: Firebolt one hundred and seven damage.' He pulled up his minion list and rang a search for any Marvins as he slipped past the basilisk and headed for the e...
2023-10-24 06:34:41 +0000 UTC View PostMyst pulled up the sheet for the new teacher and looked at the picture of the stunning redhead that was wearing an unbuttoned lab coat, a hair tie to tie her long hair back with and nothing else. 'She could be on the cover of a magazine. Julia Frankenstein?' He glanced at her Gifted Teacher talen...
2023-10-21 05:40:21 +0000 UTC View PostMyst selected the option to sacrifice people again to summon another teacher then watched the video. He frowned when he noticed the person they summoned looked like a typical drill sergeant wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
"Mr. West, this sadistic gym teacher from L.A. makes the students play ...
2023-10-17 04:39:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Are you sure you should be touching that…" Thea trailed off as Dawn poked the portal frame and a menu appeared floating where a portal would have been.
"Nice, it has a menu," Dawn said as she looked over the available options. "City Under the Ocean, Demon Town, Desert Planet, Infinite Sh...
2023-10-14 04:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe dust made Harry feel better about slipping into the room, mostly because it was obvious that no one had visited for a long time. He glanced at the dust covered bed that was perfectly made then at the small kitchen and the door to a more modest bathroom then focused on the glass coffin with a ...
2023-10-10 06:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostHarry scowled when a particularly loud crash caused him to miss the spot that he was trying to hit on the Thaumium silver blade that he was trying to craft, making the metal 'ring' in a way that it shouldn't. "So much for making a perfect blade," he muttered as he dropped the blade into the oil.<...
2023-10-07 03:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHarry ignored the goblins that were pounding on the metal door that he'd wedged shut as he ran a polishing cloth over the metal wand that he'd spent the last couple of minutes welding together out of the silver rods the goblins had.
"Wand polishing skill increased by 1. Polishing sk...
2023-10-03 01:54:29 +0000 UTC View Post"Is this what Snyder felt like all the time?" Buffy asked thoughtfully as she watched the horde of gremlins running down the hallways of the cobbled together school like children on a sugar high.
"Probably," Xander agreed as he pulled his attention away from the gremlin that was drawing a c...
2023-09-30 04:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostHarry carefully inched around the stalagmite until he could just barely see the rickety wooden bridge that stretched across the boiling and steaming water that covered the bottom of the cavern, mostly because if he moved another inch he'd get spotted by a goblin lookout and he was trying to avoid...
2023-09-26 06:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostMyst glared at the gremlin that he'd trapped in the rusty old fashioned metal milk crate that one of his minions had pulled out of the junk pile. "You were trying to set people on fire, justify your existence."
"Is gremlin!" the idiot replied as he flipped Myst off with both hands, not seei...
2023-09-23 05:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post"Incoming slimes!" Myst shouted as he flew towards the edge of the platform and pulled up the build menu. He quickly placed twelve five foot squares of float stone next to the narrow platform of float stone with the wells and hit the button two seconds before his mana regenerated, making his tota...
2023-09-19 03:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostHarry glared at the goblin banker. "Let me get this straight, you're using my family's money to make a profit but you're unwilling to share the profit or let me change the way the money is set up because I'm underage?"
"That is correct," the goblin replied smugly. "We've made quite a lot of...
2023-09-16 06:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Fifty nine rabbits on the wall, take one down and pass it around…" Myst trailed off as he watched the rabbit he'd just conjured strike the ground with his paw twice and summon a ghostly tophat. "What the hell?" he sputtered as he pulled up the rabbit's stat sheet, noticing that the rabbit had ...
2023-09-12 00:44:09 +0000 UTC View PostMyst added another tainted mana stone he'd mined from the cave in the well to the upgrade box for his mana pool, bringing the mana up to nine hundred and eighteen from eight hundred and ninety one. "Close enough," he muttered as he selected the option to pay the rest from his mana pool. 'At least...
2023-09-09 06:52:33 +0000 UTC View PostMyst shivered as his HUD tossed up an alert informing him that his Wicked Workshop was done and the simple stone foundation that was serving as a placeholder for his new workshop changed into a twisted stone building with a slate roof and dark shutters that leaked a sickly green light that made h...
2023-09-05 06:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostMyst twitched and nearly fell off the edge of the stone platform when his HUD's alarm went off, letting him know that the smelter was done and pulling him out of his thoughts. He turned to look at the smelter and found himself staring at a large grime covered cobblestone building with three crook...
2023-09-02 05:56:21 +0000 UTC View PostTaylor stepped out of the portal that led to an alternate version of Scotland and found herself in the Great Hall during the middle of a meal. "Huh…" she trailed off when she looked up and noticed the enchanted ceiling filled with stars. 'Hogwarts!'
"What is the meaning of this?!" snapped...
2023-08-29 04:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post"You're a cheating bastard," Vicky complained as Uber cut her off in the racing game they were playing.
"I'm a villain, what did you expect?" Uber asked with amusement.
"Pretty sure you just suck," Noelle argued as she had her character swerve to the left, hit the brakes then swerve b...
2023-08-26 06:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostDanny paused as he walked into the conference room and found his daughter laughing along with a pair of elves and one of his duplicates. "If you start cackling without a good reason, you're grounded," he teased, glad that she was having fun.
"Muahahaha," Taylor replied as she turned to look...
2023-08-22 05:52:44 +0000 UTC View PostTaylor stared at the ceiling over her surprisingly comfortable bed, trying to figure out if her duplicates were insane or if she needed to talk to a shrink, mostly because she'd enjoyed watching Emma take a shower with Clairvoyance or at least her duplicate had. 'She's a backstabbing bitch, why d...
2023-08-18 23:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post