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Chapter 3 - Viewing sword stats for the first time.

I followed Hephaestus and passed by several shops in the area. Many of them were crowded with customers.

‘Well, our Familia produces the best weapons, so it makes sense. There are many strong adventurers around here.’

I can evaluate someone just by looking at them.

‘He’s...

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Chapter 2 - The most powerful God in this world?

The memories that flooded my mind were incredible—so incredible that they felt unbelievable. Yes, I am a god. The god of blacksmithing. Did something like that even exist in the original story of Danmachi?

Wasn’t Hephaestus supposed to be the Goddess of the Forge/Blacksmithing?

Wh...

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Danmachi: Hephaestus is my Wife - Chapter 1 - God of Blacksmithing

As I promised a long time ago, I really enjoyed writing the fanfic "Danmachi: Hephaestus is my Wife," so I decided to rewrite it.

It's a completely new story; don't expect any similarity to the old story other than the protagonist's name.

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Sinopse:

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Chapter 299 - Should I go meet Freya?

As soon as my vision changed, I found myself facing an empty throne. It was the place where Ishtar usually sat.

“Where is she?” I murmured, looking around. However, there was no one anywhere.

That was when…

Footsteps! Footsteps! Footsteps!

I began to hear fast, heavy...

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Chapter 298 - Freya's Letter.

POV: Luan

When I woke up, Hestia was lying on my arm, completely naked. Last night was very enjoyable. We did it for almost two full hours, but I held myself back a lot since I didn’t want to affect her pregnancy.

From now on, I’ll have to restrain...

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Chapter 297 - I want to get pregnant. (Freya's POV)

I left the two of them sleeping on the bed and sat down on a nearby chair, still naked and covered in sweat. Then I opened my status to check whether the mission had been completed. Fortunately, it had been.

But in the end, I only received a few points.

They were already part of my ha...

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Chapter 56 - Fern in the elf village.

We continued traveling for two days. We stopped a few times to camp, but our “camp” was nothing more than sitting on the ground to rest and eat something. We had nowhere to lie down.

“How are you feeling? Are you okay?” Ryuu asked, looking at me.

“To be honest, my legs are k...

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Chapter 296

This chapter was blocked by Patreon for "Incest," so I had to delete what was in it.

Don't worry, it doesn't add anything to the story; it was just a continuation of the previous +18 scene.

You can read it here: 2026-01-01 21:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 55 - Revenge.

“So, did you come up with any ideas?”

After spending some time thinking, Isaac gave up on waiting and asked. We talked about the dungeon, but I came to the conclusion that going there now is impossible. I don’t want to go to that place.

Besides, there’s nothing there. If I wen...

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Chapter 295

This chapter was blocked by Patreon for "Incest," so I had to delete what was in it.

Don't worry, it doesn't add anything to the story; it was just a continuation of the previous +18 scene.

You can read it here: 2025-12-29 03:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Merry christimas

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

I spent Christmas with my family and I'm feeling much better now. I think it's time to focus on my fanfics, don't you think?

I hope you all enjoyed Christmas with your families!

<3

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Chapter 294

This chapter was blocked by Patreon for "Incest," so I had to delete what was in it.

Don't worry, it doesn't add anything to the story; it was just a continuation of the previous +18 scene.

You can read it here: 2025-12-26 02:53:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 54 - Compassion?

POV: Frieren

I went inside the house with Serie, and as soon as we were alone, she asked,

“What happened? I want you to tell me everything. Do you have any idea that I almost died?”

Ah, I thought she hadn’t even noticed that she would have ...

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Chapter 293 - Having fun with two sisters?

I let out a sigh and stopped writing. What are they doing? Ever since I had sex with Tiona on the rooftop, I hadn’t seen them again. The only one who came to see me after that was Ais, but we only went out on a nighttime date. We had dinner at an expensive restaurant.

When I reached the l...

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Chapter 292 - Number 1.

POV: Hestia

When I heard Luan’s words, I was left speechless. It’s true—he’s human. He will die in a few years. Even if humans can become powerful, they are not immortal. Just thinking about that makes my heart ache.

“Never say something like...

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Chapter 53 - Will Riveria visit the queen?

I felt intense pain in my face, and Serie moved off of me. I lay with my back against the ground and watched my magic fly toward the sky. It shot upward at incredible speed, sweeping away every cloud in its path before exploding high above.

It was a powerful explosion of light that could be...

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Problems.

The reason I haven't been posting many chapters is because of personal problems I'm going through. There are many, many of them.

Some of you who have been with me for a long time know that my mother passed away not long ago, my grandfather is very ill, and now my cousin is also seriously il...

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Chapter 291 - Conversation about Ais, Tiona, and Tione.

The reason I haven't been posting many chapters is because of personal problems I'm going through.

There are many, many of them.

Some of you who have been with me for a long time know that my mother passed away not long ago, my grandfather is ...

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Chapter 290 - Forgotten Mission.

When we finished having our fun on the roof, I put my clothes back on and gave Tiona one last kiss before we parted ways. Before leaving, she asked, “When are you going to tell Hestia and the others about this?”

Hearing her question made me a little uneasy. Mikoto and Lili won’t mind ...

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Chapter 52 - Did I Kill Serie?

While I stared seriously at Serie, I suddenly felt something at my back. I spun around quickly and raised my hands, creating a barrier in front of me. Something solid slammed into it and shattered it into pieces.

I was hit and sent flying backward, crashing onto the ground.

“What? W...

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Chapter 51 - I want to go home!

When Serie grabbed me, I forced myself not to make any sudden moves. I couldn’t hurt her. Even though this is also my body now, it originally belongs to Frieren, someone very close to Serie.

Besides… I like her too. I don’t hate her.

“Let go of me, Serie,” I said as I stared...

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Chapter 289 - Use any hole you want. +18 (Tiona's POV)

After our lips parted, Tiona licked her lips and moved her hands to my pants. She touched my penis through my pants and continued to lick her lips. “It’s not hard. Aren’t I attractive?”

“Don’t talk nonsense.” I kissed her again while she caressed my penis.

...

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Chapter 50 - Isaac takes control.

‘Who is Isaac?’ I wondered as I moved a little closer. Standing right beside her, she kept repeating the same words for a while. Who is Isaac? I don’t know anyone by that name.

Was there ever an elf with that name in the past? I can’t remember any either.

‘I’ll ask her as ...

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Chapter 288 - Ais and Tiona are now mine.

After some time of slightly awkward silence, I was getting ready to open my mouth, but Tiona spoke first.

“I don’t know what to say. Hahaha.”

What she said actually made me laugh.

“Hahaha. To be honest, me neither. I’m not very good with words.”

“You’re say...

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Chapter 287 - Dinner with Tiona and Ais. Will they both agree to stay by my side?

After making my promise, I left Hestia’s room and let her sleep. For some reason, after getting irritated, she became very tired. So I went to my own room and sat at the small desk there.

I took some paper and a pen out of my inventory. After that, I started writing a new book. But I wasn...

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Chapter 286 - Do you promise?

Feeling a bit guilty for making Hestia so upset at such a delicate moment in her life—her pregnancy—I went after her and took her hand. But she pulled away from me and threw herself onto the couch.

She didn’t want to look at my face.

“Come on, Hestia, don’t act like that.”...

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Chapter 49 – Murmurs. Isaac?

Pov: Frieren

Looking at what was left of Phobos’s men—and of her—I let out a sigh. Nothing remained. The only thing left was a hole in the ground with a stain at the bottom. The only sign that humans had ever been there were a few scraps of clothing. View Post

Chapter 285 - I want to speed up Hestia's pregnancy.

I went to the living room, and as soon as the two of them saw me, smiles appeared on their faces. I coughed and then said to them, “Sorry for the delay, I had to deal with something important. Hestia was a little restless.”

“Did something happen? She looked pretty upset,” Tiona aske...

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Chapter 284 - Can Ais and Tiona convince Luan?

Trying to understand Hestia’s outrage, I just sighed and said nothing else, but she kept at my side, hitting me and asking questions, trying to find out who was in my room.

‘Should I just tell her?’

No... If I tell her, I’m screwed. I can’t let her know that I also ...

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Chapter 48 - I don't like people who lie to me.

I moved even closer to Phobos, and she began trembling even more violently. It was as if she might faint at any moment. “I asked what you came here to do.”

Tsk!

Phobos clicked her tongue, and with difficulty, began to speak.

“We came to try and ma...

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