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Storm God Mapiya 2 (special preview)

“I’m sorry, would you like to sleep in here then?” Mapiya asks.

The bed rises out from the floor, fluffing up and pillows fell down from the ceiling. Mapiya motions to the bed. “I’ll come and cuddle you once I’m done here.”

I just give him and look and shake my head. “...

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Gnoll Boyfriend Thanyx (complete)

    I pound my hands down on the desk. “What do you mean again?”


    My twin cousins flinch and take a step back away from me. They look at one another, both trying to decide which one should be the sacrificial lamb to the slaughter. View Post

Storm God Mapiya (special preview)

The cave opens up again, leading out into a great big pool. The pool is surrounded by columns. The ceiling is and open mouth where water rushes down from all sides. The bowls sing and chime, clinking to the steps behind the water.

“Die! Die! Die!” Gordon continues to sing.

“You...

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Odd's Quest (complete)

    Returning home from Grattertock was the most gut-wrenching experience of my life. I was relieved to get home and see my wife and my kids, my family. Yet at the same time, I knew I was about to deliver grief and sorrow to them. I had never really understood the saying ‘do...

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Mail Outs

This month my $10 patrons will be getting their mail outs! I’m waiting on Stamps to get in and they’ll go out ASAP!

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Orc Boyfriend Gorlak (special preview)

“Bad weather is coming,” he growls as he swirls his bowl. “In a few days, it’ll probably be too cold. We’ll have to combine our tents in order to not freeze in our sleep.”

I jerk at the thought. “No!” I snap.

Gorlak cuts a dirty look at me. “You want to survive, don...

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The Life of Jacque Bonus (complete)

    I’ll admit, the prospects of all this were a bit odd. I’ve never been the most masculine guy in the room, but I’ve never been the most feminine either. As I look at myself now, I understand the possibilities that I can take with just my body.


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Alien Lover: Fendral 2 (special preview)

“I never should have trusted you!” Fendral snarls. “You stupid, bipedal, piece of shit!” They slop back down to the ground and start heaving.

I sit back up, reaching out towards them. “Babe,” I whisper. 

Fendral starts to snivel and tears start to flow down their chee...

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The Life of Jacque Part Five (complete)


        I have a little bit of a problem, one that I didn’t expect happening for quite some time. The issue is that my daughter, who is only eight, is far too smart for me. I came home one day to see that Bridget, in her somehow infinite wisdom...

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Gnoll Boyfriend Thanyx (special preview)

I dread the journey, mainly because I have thrown up everything inside me and it’s getting even harder to keep water down. Edragon and his men make me uneasy too. I’m not sure what it is, but there is something that sets my teeth on edge when I’m around Edragon. I have dealt with men like h...

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Odd's Quest (rough draft)

Returning home from Grattertock was the most gut wrenching experience of my life. I was relieved to get home and see my wife and my kids, my family. Yet at the same time I knew I was about to deliver grief and sorrow to them. I had never really understood the saying ‘don’t blame the messenger...

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The Life of Jacque Part Four (complete)

    I’m so excited I could burst. Sitting on this train and watching the scenery pass by, I’m starting to recognize things. I know I’m getting closer to home, I’m getting closer to my girls. I’ve gotten some time off school, and I’m surprising Bridget for her birth...

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Odd's Quest (special preview)

Come morning, I wake up hearing someone in my home. I pull away from Allie, making sure not to wake her. I slip out of bed and move silently down the hallway to the kitchen. There, my mother is standing over the stove.

“Mom?” I gasp.

She turns and looks at me. “I let myself in w...

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The Life of Jacque Part Three (complete)

    “Jacque where are you?” Mirian snaps from somewhere inside the house. “Jacque!” I hear Bridget fussing. She’s cutting teeth and has been as stubborn and impossible as much as a baby can be.


    I sigh, blowing out a thick clou...

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The Life of Jacque Bonus (special preview)

“Don’t get fucking hot,” Tupac snarls as he grabs me. “I can’t afford it.” He pulls me in for a long, hard kiss. “I’ll cut it off.”

I put my arms around his neck. “Keep dirty talking like that and you’re going to have to.”

Tupac sneers. “You better be glad yo...

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The Life of Jacque Part Two (complete)

    Once upon a time, there was a princess and a piece of shit. No? Not any good? Ok well, last time I was here, I was telling you about Mirian. Then again, I probably leave off a lot of conversations on Mirian, she’s just amazing. After that first night together we agree to...

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The Life of Jacque Part Five (special preview)

“Jacque! What the hell are you doing?” She scoffs at me. 

I drag her to a tent that’s not in use and I kiss her, hard. She moans softly and her lashes flutter. It’s been a long time for both of us. “Jacque, stop, we can’t-” I kiss her again and she grabs my face. “Jacqu...

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The Life of Jacque Part One (complete)

    Ok so, where to begin? Do I start in school where I learned to lock pick and raid the chemistry labs? Don’t act like you’ve never done anything bad in your life. It was school. Everyone does stupid shit when they’re in school. I just happened to sell hazardous chemic...

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The Life of Jacque Part Four (special preview)

“I saw your mom this morning,” I tell her as I plate her crepe.

She hisses and makes a pained expression. “Sorry! Oh shit, what did she say this time?” She takes the plate from me. 

I huff and shake my head. “She basically told me to fuck off and never come back.” I t...

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The Sky Pirates Part Two (complete)

    I walk back into my quarters from meeting with Iris and find Megaera looking through my collection of Cyrus’ carvings.


    “What are you doing?” I ask. “Do you just snoop through everyone’s personal belongings like that?” I ...

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The Life of Jacque Part Three (special preview)

“I don’t have to be at work until later,” she purrs suggestivly. “It’s been a long time. I miss you in bed with me.”

I moan softly, feeling her hands pet me. I turn around and look at her, gazing into her face. Sje’s still so youthful and bright, but I can see the age in her e...

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The Sky Pirates Part One (complete)

    All my life I had been told that nothing good came from touching the earth. All my life, I have maybe set my feet on solid ground four or five times. Every time I do, something strange happens. Not bad, but something that has yet to reveal itself yet.


&nbs...

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The Life of Jacque Part Two (special preview)

“I was thinking the same thing,” I tug down her dress, kissing her breasts as she slowly starts to bounce on me. All I want is her. There is nothing else in this world that matters anymore except for the woman I’m with. We stay by the river all night, sometimes in the truck, sometimes out o...

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The Life of Jacque Part One (rough draft)

Ok so, where to begin? Do I start in school where I learned to lock pick and raid the chemistry labs? Don’t act like you’ve never done anything bad in your life. It was school. Everyone does stupid shit when they’re in school. I just happened to sell hazardous chemicals for drug money. Yeah...

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Incubus Boyfriend Vallois (complete)

    Art block, much like any block, fucking sucks. I’ve been staring at a blank screen, empty pages, belligerent white canvases and the only real thing I’ve felt is that unsettling guilt and anguish that comes with not being able to do anything.


 &nbs...

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The Life of Jacque Part One (special preview)

I consider not messaging him. While I finish my shift I decide just to ignore it, even though my ass was sore as hell. I tell myself I don’t need whatever drama he’s going to drag me in to. I don’t need anything at all except for what I’ve got now. Which was a big fucking lie, let me just...

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Odd Family Reunion (complete)

    When I was young, family was everything. I was the eldest son, and I felt it was my responsibility to look after everyone. None of us knew who our father was, or more likely fathers. My mother was a temple priestess and consorted with dark deities in order to give predicti...

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The Sky Pirates Part Two (special preview)

“What did you do?” I snap at him.

“She started it,” Cyrus scoffs then kisses me. “Now hurry, we need to go.” He grabs my hands and takes me over to the windows.

“I can’t just leave!” I snap at him. “What about the ship and the crew?”

Cyrus sets me up on the...

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Forest Spirit Boyfriend E'zei (complete)

    “Here’s your order, ma’am.”


    I take the bag from off the counter, a little miffed at being called ma’am, but it really doesn’t matter. I just want to get home, get into my pajamas, and plant myself at the TV for the entir...

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The Sky Pirates Part One (special preview)

Cyrus looked at me and my mother Semnai put her hands on my shoulders as comfort and to hold me back. Cyrus sighed, a cold resolve coming over his face.

“Very well, Captain,” he said with a bow. “It was an honor to serve under you all these years. I am grateful for everything.” He a...

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