Pound it
Added 2021-09-16 17:17:22 +0000 UTCA loss is a loss. A deal is a deal. After a hot, sweaty game, the Looney Tunes must now abide by their word and serve their new master. Not that they'd have much of a choice regardless.
Dwarfing the pathetic earthlings, Pound defeated the tunes, and now he can do anything he wants with them. He's needed an insole anyways, and a soft little house cat would make great company for those sweaty piggies. Keeping a soft hare as a seat cushion, and a tougher coyote to scratch his ass effortlessly was a no-brainer. And if he ever wants to pleasure himself, the most obnoxious duck in the world makes for a decent toy, just like the rest of them.
On the days where he plays, works, or relaxes –on the days where his feet or especially foul or his gas is especially bad– they will have to bare the wait, both figuratively and literally.
You can't use your bullshit Looney tunes logic to get out of this one. You make a bet with the Mon-Stars, you best keep it.
