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The Grand Azathoth Hostel​

A Highschool DxD x PJO x Multicross ​

The man—no, thething—before me was impeccably dressed, as always. A suit that defied color, shifting subtly with the light, tailored so perfectly it might have been woven directly onto his form. His face was handsome in the way statues were: too smooth, too symmetrical, a flawless mockery of human beauty stretched just past the edge of believability. The sharp lines of his jaw, the arch of his brows, the lips just a fraction too finely shaped—if he had been sculpted, the artist had either been a genius or a lunatic. And then there were the teeth.Too many teeth.His smile unfurled like a blooming flower, row after row of sharp, pristine ivory appearing where there shouldn't be space for them. His badge—Nyarlathotep, Hostel Manager—caught the ambient light with an almost smug glint, as if it, too, was in on some grand cosmic joke.

I used to shiver when he spoke. His voice did not simplyentermy ears—it pressed into my mind, crawling, drilling, threading itself through my thoughts like a needle through fabric. But now, I barely noticed it. It had become part of the background hum of my existence, just like the walls that didn't always stay where you left them and the occasional guest who walked in with too many limbs and left with fewer.

I had asked him once why the strangeness of the hostel didn't bother me anymore. He had smiled—that languid, knowing smile that always made me feel like I was the punchline to a joke I couldn't hear.

"The hostel is seeping into you, James. As it should."

And that had been that. No further explanation. I hadn't questioned it. I didn't questionanythinganymore. Not since I had first arrived, three years ago—or at least, that's what it felt like. Time here was...suggestiverather than fixed. I had no memories of anything before waking up in this place, already dressed in a doorman's uniform, already imbued with a peculiar satisfaction indoing the job. Opening doors, greeting guests, guiding them to their rooms with practiced ease. It had all feltright.

But today, something shifted.

"How long have you been working for us, James?"

Nyarlathotep's voice draped itself over my name like silk over a blade, smooth but concealing something sharp. His badge caught the light again, and the little metallic plate clinked softly, as if laughing to itself.

I blinked. "I don't know, Sir."

He let out a low chuckle, something rich and velvety that coiled in the air. "I do."

There was a pause, just long enough to be theatrical. Then, with that same bemused indulgence:

"Seventeen centuries."

I blinked again. Considered that. Rolled it around in my mind like an odd-flavored piece of candy.

Seventeen.Centuries.

I should have been horrified. Should have recoiled, should have screamed, should have demandedhow, why, when—but I just stood there, hands loosely in my pockets, letting the information settle like dust in an old room.

"Really?" I said, mostly out of politeness.

Nyarlathotep's grin widened. "Indeed. You began as a doorboy—ah, such a diligent one you were! And, thanks to yourexceptionalservice, you were promoted to receptionist in just five centuries. A record, truly! Most souls break apart long before that. You, however? You took to it most admirably."

Five centuries as a doorboy. Three centuries as a receptionist. I felt like I shouldreactto that.Five centuries of holding doors open and nodding politely? Three of standing behind a desk and handing out keys?But my mind sloshed around the thought without ever quitegraspingit. Like oil in water—it just wouldn't sink in.

Nyarlathotep studied me, his gaze shimmering with the faint amusement of a cat watching a mouse that hasn't yet realized it's already been caught. He leaned in slightly. "And then, of course, you were promoted to Assistant Manager—my right hand—for the past nine centuries. You have been indispensable, James. The hostel runssomuch more smoothly under your watchful eye. The guests adore you. The VIPs tolerate you, which is truly the highest honor one can achieve in their regard. And more importantly..."

The grin returned, stretchingjustpast what should be possible. "You did notdiefrom prolonged exposure to the hostel. Most do."

I let that sink in. Then shrugged.

"Neat," I said.

Nyarlathotep laughed, and it was a sound with too many layers, echoes upon echoes of mirth that did not all belong to him. Then, in the same easy, elegant motion with which he did everything, he reached up and unpinned his badge from his lapel.

I watched as he pressed it to my uniform, where my own Assistant Manager badge had sat for—well, apparentlynine centuries.

The moment the metal touched my chest, the lettersmoved.Not simplychanged, butwrithed, shifting like living things trying to escape. Nyarlathotep's name twisted and convulsed, fracturing into smaller symbols that briefly flickered into incomprehensible sigils before breaking apart completely. The title shifted in rapid succession:

Nyarlathotep, Hostel Manager → James, Cosmic Horror, Young Outer God Persuaded He Is a Normal Guy

The second part rippled violently, distorting like something viewed through warped glass. The letters spasmed, as if in protest, as if they wanted toclingto something else. For a moment, I thought I saw something much longer, something withweight, something that pulsed with meaning

Then, with a final twitch, the letters snapped into place — and I felt something in me snap into place at the same time.

James, Cosmic Horror, Young Outer God Persuaded He Is a Normal Guy → James, Hostel Manager.

Nyarlathotep stepped back, admiring his handiwork. His eyes gleamed, something in them deeply satisfied.

"Congratulations, James!" he announced, spreading his arms as if bestowing a royal decree.

I looked down at my new badge. Looked back up at him. Looked around at the vast, shifting halls of the hostel that I now, apparently,managed.

I scratched the back of my head. "Cool. Do I get, like, more vacation time with this?"

Nyarlathotep laughed again, but this time, it wasdifferent. Warmer. Amused, yes, but with something almost... affectionate underneath.

"My dear James," he purred, and for the first time, I saw somethinggenuinein his expression. "Youaremy vacation."

I had no idea what that meant.

But it sounded like a lot of responsibility.

I sighed. "Guess I'll go check on the breakfast bar."



A few non-linear times later (or before ?)


James was bored. Not just regular, waiting-in-line-at-the-DMV bored. No, this was cosmic boredom. The kind that seeped into the fabric of existence and made reality itself feel like an old, static-filled television screen.

He cursed. Again. Maybe the tenth time? The millionth? Time was suggestive in the hostel, and the number didn't really matter. Not when all the clocks were stuck at different times and the concept of "morning" was just a polite fiction for guests who still thought in linear terms.

And the source of his suffering? Nyarlathotep.

His ex-boss, who had convenientlyforgottento mention that when he left, he wouldn't just be vacating his position—he'd be taking the entire damn staff with him. Bellhops? Gone. Housekeeping? Nowhere to be found. That guy who used to handle "guest disputes" by existing in a state of quantum probability so that he could mediate across five different realities at once? Yeah, no, he was gone too.

Almost all of the guests had followed suit. Which, in retrospect, made sense. Nyarlathotep had a certainmagneticquality to him—the kind of presence that pulled in things that shouldn't exist and made them feel right at home. Without him? The place had emptied like a bad party after someone turned the music off.

Well. Almost emptied.

Four guests had stayed. Four. Out of the countless entities that had once roamed these halls, only four had found the concept of elsewhere to be less appealing than whatever existential horrors they were avoiding by staying. And Nyarlathotep? That bastard haddefinitelytried to explain things before vanishing. Or, more accurately, he had stood there,smirking, as he spoke in his usual velvety, layered nonsense, while James' mind rejected every word like a cat refusing to acknowledge a new litter box. Some drivel about non-Euclidean space and multiversal crossroads and dimensional balance—as if that explained why James could feel the entire hostel in his veins like an extra set of nerve endings.

No, scratch that. Like several extra sets of nerve endings.

Because the hostel wasn't just quiet. It was asleep.

James could feel it, like a body that had slipped into deep, dreamless rest. A slumbering behemoth stretched out beneath his skin, its presence heavy but inactive. Every corridor, every floor, every room—it all existed, but in that suspended way that objects did when left untouched for too long. There was no hum of movement, no shift of presence, no ripple of guests interacting with the space.

Except, of course, for the four occupied rooms.

He didn't check on them. He didn't need to. They weren't the problem. They were stable. Too stable. They existed in their own stagnant little bubbles, untouched by the natural flux of stories.

The old man and the girl—Nyarlathotep's so-called "great-granddaughter" who was here "because it was quiet" and "the Red was noisy"—were particularly powerful, but they didn't do anything. They didn't change. They just were. And that, James had begun to realize, was exactly why the hostel was wilting like an untended plant. The hostel didn't need life. Not in the biological sense, at least.

It needed motion. Stories. Voyages. Changes.

It thrived on movement, on the weaving of narratives, on the presence of beings who carried entire histories on their backs — and that were still writing it.

And right now? There was none of that. The four guests, powerful as they were, existed. But they did not move.

And without movement, there were no stories.

And without stories, the hostel... was sleeping.

Dying?

James exhaled, his breath barely stirring the dustless air as he slumped over the reception desk. He couldn't leave. Not yet. The hostel wouldn't let him.

Or maybe, deep down, he wouldn't let himself.

If only there were guests.

But in all the years? Decades? Days? since Nyarlathotep had walked out, not a single soul had crossed the threshold of his hostel.

Until the door creaked.



Luke ran, Annabeth's small hand in his grip, his mind boiling with frustration. His legs ached, rain slicked his skin, and behind them, something shrieked—a bone-rattling wail that sent a primal terror shuddering down his spine.

Gods, what a joke.They were children.Children.And yet, the monsters hunted them like animals. Where were the Olympians? Where was his father? Was Hermes too busy running divine errands to care that his son was fighting for his life in some alleyway?

A wet snarl tore through the night. Thalia, just ahead, swung her spear in a lethal arc, lightning crackling at the tip. An empousa—flaming hair plastered against her skeletal face—lunged, claws extended. But Thalia had already moved. The spear struck home, slicing through the monster's neck. The empousa let out a gurgling screech before bursting into golden dust.

Luke barely glanced at the destruction. Annabeth yanked against his grip. "Luke! I don't need you to hold my hand!"

Her voice was stubborn, petulant, layered with something she wouldn't name: pride.

He skidded to a stop and released her. She huffed and lifted her chin.I'm a big girl, her glare said. Luke smirked, despite himself. "Alright, big girl. Don't get eaten."

The second empousa lunged at him before the words had fully left his mouth.

Luke moved without thinking. Hetsked, unsheathing his second blade in a fluid motion. The empousa's claw slashed toward his chest, but he twisted, letting the strike carve through the air instead of flesh. Then he drove his sword into her gut.

A shriek. A burst of gold dust. Gone.

"We have to find shelter!" Thalia shouted over the rain, her dark curls plastered to her forehead.

Luke wiped water from his eyes and scanned the street. Everything was drowned in shadows and flickering neon, the pavement reflecting the city's glow in long, fractured streaks. There was nothing—just boarded-up windows, a row of filthy dumpsters, the skeletal remains of a bus stop sign barely clinging to its pole.

"Where?" he snapped. "We can't just—"

"There!" Annabeth's voice cut through his frustration. She pointed, eyes sharp with a seven-year-old's certainty.

Luke followed her hand.

A hostel.

It was small but undeniably upscale, nestled between two crumbling buildings like it had no business being there. Ornate brass lanterns cast golden light over the entrance, and beyond the wide glass doors, a lobby gleamed with polished floors and plush furniture.

"A lobby," Annabeth panted. "If it's a lobby, maybe they'll let us in?"

Luke's gut clenched.

"No way," he said immediately. "A place like that? They'll think we're homeless kids and throw us out. Probably before we even—"

Another shriek rang out, too close. More monsters, their howls slicing through the rain like knives.

Luketskedagain, barely suppressing a curse. No time to argue.

"Run," he ordered.

They ran.

Thalia hit the door first and slammed it open. Luke and Annabeth were right behind her, tumbling inside—

And then they froze.

What the—

The lobby unfolded before them in impossible vastness.

It was the kind of luxury that didn't just scream wealth—it whispered it, effortlessly, smugly, in the way only things that shouldn't exist could. The ceiling stretched far, far above them, vanishing into swirling patterns of gold and black that moved as though painted by a lazy, drifting tide. Chandeliers hung in clusters, not just one or two but dozens, each spilling light that wasn't quite electric, wasn't quite fire. The glow softened the room, casting everything in a warmth that should have been comforting but wasn't.

The floor—gods, the floor. It gleamed, polished to such an obscene shine that it reflected their muddied sneakers like a taunt. It wasn't just marble. It was something richer, something deeper, veined with metals that shimmered faintly when viewed from different angles. The tiles were enormous, stretching outward in elegant, curling designs, swallowing up the space beneath their feet like an endless invitation.

The room itself was cavernous, extending too far in every direction to be contained by the humble exterior they had just stepped through. Fuck. Clearly, it was not a mundane hotel — something manned by a mortal. Grand staircases curved toward second and third levels, their bannisters twisted with delicate, blackened iron that seemed half organic, like vines that had simply decided to become metal one day. But there were no doors. No hallways leading to rooms. Just open, endless space. Furniture was arranged in perfect, impossible clusters—a series of elegant couches, each one upholstered in rich, midnight fabric that seemed to swallow the light. Low tables crafted from smooth, unblemished wood sat untouched, waiting. The air smelled faintly of something crisp and clean, like winter mornings before the world wakes up.

It was empty.

Not abandoned, not neglected—just... waiting.

There were no guests. No chatter. No hurried bellhops maneuvering carts stacked with luggage. The only sound was the faint, unplaceable hum of something ancient, something vast.

And then—

The reception desk.

It sat like a throne at the far end of the room, carved from something dark and glossy, too smooth to be wood, too warm to be stone.

Behind it stood a man.