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The Grand Azathoth Hostel 2​

A Highschool DxD x PJO x Multicross ​

The man looked... mundane.

Which was very strange for someone who clearly wasn't. Monsters, gods—they all had a tendency to be dramatic about their appearances. They either looked painfully beautiful, grotesquely monstrous, or something too polished, too ethereal, too deliberate to pass as regular folk. But this guy? Brown hair, slightly messy. A simple uniform—dress shirt, vest, tie. A vaguely tired expression, like a cashier at the end of a long shift. His posture was relaxed, almost lazy, as if he had nothing better to do than watch three soaked, ragged kids barge into his suspiciously luxurious hostel.

Luke narrowed his eyes. Maybe he was a human? Some poor mortal who'd been kidnapped into the wrong reality? Or worse—just an idiot too slow to realize something was very, very wrong. Thalia wasn't paying him much attention. She was glancing around, blue eyes sharp, scanning for exits, shadows, places something might be lurking. Battle instincts. Meanwhile, Annabeth—of course—was staring at the architecture.

Gods. Of course she was.

Her gray eyes were practically glowing as she took in the swirling ceilings, the black-and-gold patterns shifting subtly above them, the impossible scale of the lobby. Her fingers twitched like she wanted to trace the carvings on the nearest support column, whisperwho built this?under her breath like some tiny scholar with no survival instincts.

Luke sighed, shaking rain from his hair. He didn't even remember deciding to move, but somehow, they were walking.

Wait.

Luke stopped mid-step.

Why had he started walking?

His body had moved before his brain could think about it—like stepping forward was expected, like the space around them had tilted, subtly, and the natural response was to move toward the desk, toward the man watching them with mild curiosity. He felt his stomach tighten. Something was off.

But before he could say anything, the man at the desk smiled.

"Hey," he said, casual as anything. "Rough night?"

His voice was smooth, warm, the kind that should've belonged to a bartender rather than a receptionist. Like he wasn't at all concerned about the three drenched, exhausted, obviously-on-the-run kids who had just crashed into his very not normal lobby.

"You guys hurt?" the man added, eyes flicking over them—not suspicious, not wary, but concerned.

Luke hesitated.

That was... weird.

Because when adults saw kids like them—half-starved, wild-eyed, clothes torn, covered in bruises—they reacted in one of two ways.

Option one: Assume they were runaways and ignore them.

Option two: Assume they were trouble and call the cops.

This guy, though? He just looked at them like... he actually cared? Which meant one of two things. Either he was a very vicious monster in disguise, or he was just a good guy. And good guys were rare.

Luke opened his mouth to answer, but the words never left.

Because behind them—

BOOM.

The door slammed open.

A rush of wind blasted the lobby, dragging in rain, the scent of wet pavement, and the deep, ugly musk of something wrong. Half a dozen empousai slithered in, their wild red hair plastered against their skeletal faces, golden eyes burning with hunger. Fangs gleamed in their too-wide smiles, claws twitching with anticipation. And with them? Cyclopes. As many of them, stomping forward, their massive, lumbering forms casting long, warped shadows across the shining floor.

Luke felt Annabeth go stiff beside him. Not just stiff—small. He didn't have time to glance at her, but he knew. She was cowering, just slightly, her breaths sharp and quick. Because cyclopes. Because she remembered.

And Thalia?

He heard the gulp she didn't mean to let slip. Too many. There were too many.

The lead cyclops, a hulking beast with mottled gray skin and way too many scars, curled his thick lips into a grin.

"Little morsels," he rumbled, his single eye gleaming. "Did you think you could run?"

Luke gritted his teeth. He shifted his stance, blades already in hand, ready to—

Run.

Charge.

Strike.

The monsters—didn't get any closer. They ran forward, mouths open in snarls, claws reaching— But they weren't moving. Or rather, they were stuck, locked in some invisible distance, sprinting toward the demigods, but never actually reachingthem.

Luke's brain stuttered over itself.

What. The. Hades.

The man at the desk didn't look surprised. Actually, he looked mildly annoyed. He sighed, stretching slightly, as if watching a bunch of monsters fail at reaching their targets was the most tedious thing in the world. Then he glanced at Luke.

"Are these gentlemen friends of yours?" he asked.

Luke's throat went dry. The guy was a mortal. He had to be. He didn't see them for what they were—he must've been seeing through the Mist, interpreting the monsters as regular people. Luke forced himself to swallow. "Uh—no. Definitely not."

The man hummed, as if considering something. Then his gaze shifted to the monsters. And, in the most deadpan, unimpressed voice Luke had ever heard, he said:

"Hey. Your shoes are dirty. You're tracking mud into my hostel."

Luke blinked.

Thalia made a strangled noise.

Annabeth—shaking, wide-eyed, clutching Luke's sleeve like a lifeline—stared.

The lead cyclops stopped mid-charge, his heavy brow furrowing. He looked down, blinking at the thick smear of mud across the polished floor. His massive feet had dragged in filth, staining the perfect, mirror-like tiles with dark streaks.

"Huh?" he muttered, his voice thick with genuine confusion.

The man at the desk sighed. It wasn't a fearful sound, nor an angry one—just tired, as if this was merely an inconvenience rather than an immediate, life-threatening problem. He stepped out from behind the counter, arms crossed, staring at the mess like it had personally insulted him.

"Incredible," he muttered. "Absolutely incredible."

The monsters shifted uneasily, exchanging glances, clearly unsure how to react. No mortal had ever spoken to them like this before.

The man kept going, his tone dripping with disappointment. "I run a clean establishment. Spotless. Impeccable. And you lot—" He gestured toward the floor with a sharp flick of his wrist. "You barge in here, tracking filth everywhere, without a single word of greeting? Not a 'hello, sir,' not an 'excuse us, sir,' not even a 'may we enter your fine establishment, sir'?" He clicked his tongue. "Disgraceful manners. Truly."

The cyclops blinked, his massive hands clenching at his sides. One of the empousai twitched, her claws flexing, as if unsure whether she should still be hissing or just standing there like an idiot.

The man lifted his chin slightly. "Well?" he asked, waiting. "Are you guests?"

A moment of silence.

Then the cyclops scowled. "No," he growled. "We are here to eat them." His one eye gleamed. "And maybe you, too."

The man raised an eyebrow, unimpressed.

"Oh," he said lightly. "Well. Too bad."

Then he snapped his fingers.

Something in the lobby moved.

A couch—elegant, dark, its midnight fabric smooth and pristine—shuddered. Its cushions twisted, stretched. A seam along the back split open, but not like fabric tearing—more like flesh, peeling apart to reveal something gaping and wet and wrong. A vertical maw, rows upon rows of jagged teeth, gleaming slick in the golden light. A tongue uncoiled, long, pulsing, slithering free like something tasting the air.

The nearest empousa had no time to react. The tongue lashed out, wrapping around her ankle, dragging her backward in one violent pull. Her claws scraped against the floor, golden eyes wide with horror as she let out a high-pitched, shrill scream—

Then she was gone. Swallowed whole.

Luke's heart slammed against his ribs.

Another empousa jumped back, hissing, ready to flee—

But another couch had come alive.

An armrest split open, jagged and wet, revealing something with fingers but not fingers, something that grasped and yanked. The empousa was gone before she could even scream. The cyclopes roared, lifting their weapons—

But space shifted.

Luke couldn't describe it. The room didn't change, but suddenly nothing lined up right. Their swings met nothing. The air felt off, like it was bending, warping, subtly refusing to let their attacks connect. One of them tried to turn and run— The floor opened beneath him.

Not a hole. Not a crack. Just... opened, like the tiles had never been solid at all. He dropped, silent, vanishing into the black. Luke didn't breathe. He didn't even know if he could.

The last cyclops—the leader—stumbled back, his single eye wide. He turned, his lips parting to snarl something, to demand answers—

And the first couch, still hungry, simply snapped shut around him.

A single, final crunch.

And then—nothing.

The lobby was silent again.

Luke felt Annabeth shaking beside him, her small fingers gripping his sleeve so tightly he could feel her nails through the fabric. Thalia stood in front of them, tense, as if she could somehow shield them from whatever the hell had just happened.

They didn't speak.

They didn't move.

Then—

The man exhaled sharply. Not out of fear. Just mild irritation.

He pulled a mop from behind the counter, stepped forward, and began cleaning. Swipe. One stroke across the floor, and whatever remains had been left behind simply disappeared.

Then he looked back at them.

"So." He leaned against the mop handle. "You kids need a room for the night?"

Luke swallowed, his mouth bone dry.

Annabeth made a sound. Maybe a word. Maybe just pure, shaking terror.

Thalia's head snapped in a sharp no.

Luke—despite every muscle in his body screaming RUN, despite the overwhelming horror sinking into his bones, despite knowing that this man had just fed a dozen monsters to his sentient furniture—forced himself to be polite.

"N-no, sir," he stammered. "We—we should really—uh—go. Th..Thanks a lot!"

The man didn't argue. Just gave a short nod, already turning back to his desk.

"Alright," he said simply. "Travel safe."

Luke grabbed Annabeth's hand.

Thalia shoved open the doors.

And they ran as the hostel settled back into stillness. The man returned to his desk, placing the mop neatly in its corner. The room exhaled. On the polished counter, the guest ledger sat open, its pages pristine, untouched by dust.

Below the four existing names—ancient things, written in scripts long forgotten—a quill lifted itself from its inkwell. It hovered, twitched once. Then, in smooth, effortless strokes, it wrote:

Luke Castellan
Annabeth Chase
Thalia Grace

The quill stilled. The ink dried instantly.

The names did not fade.