Early Release of Surprise Kill Count for ALL PATRONS
Added 2018-12-15 23:12:28 +0000 UTC**EDIT: This is a different upload than the one previously posted here, but this one has been APPROVED by YouTube and I'll be posting it to the public on SATURDAY 12/22. Feel free to watch it and leave comments on it in the meantime but PLEASE DON'T SHARE THE LINK WITH OTHER PEOPLE. The text of the original post is below**
Hi everyone. Normally the early releases are for patrons at the $5 and up level, but there's a lot of complicated YouTube fuckery going on right now and my last ditch effort to save this release from being totally botched is to see if I can get it to 1000 views real fast and HOPE that that will let me get a manual review of the video before tomorrow's release.
So, I'm giving this to all of you and asking you to please watch it. I want to get the viewcount to 1000 as fast as I can. However, PLEASE DON'T SHARE THIS LINK WITH OTHER PEOPLE - as much as I want to get it to 1000, I don't want EVERYONE to have the video early, lol.
And, oh yeah, it's Fallen Kingdom and it's also the longest Kill Count episode ever. Enjoy!
Comments
Yay thanks
GR8LIFEO9
2019-08-28 21:38:32 +0000 UTCI read those pyroclastic clouds go about 300 MPH. Those humans are some fine runners! They missed a great cheesy chance to have the little kid have a psychic bond with the Dino’s because she is a clone too. That would have been hilarious.
Grumpy Old Wizard
2018-12-17 21:03:18 +0000 UTCOnce again the only good thing about these reboots is that i love the cute dinosaurs. I would have saved them too lil clone, people suck anyways.
Hunter lynn
2018-12-17 13:58:38 +0000 UTCAs you wish
Video.Tasties
2018-12-17 11:32:49 +0000 UTCLol, no, that's exactly what I wish everyone would do!
Dead Meat
2018-12-17 10:27:11 +0000 UTCI spent soooo much time writing and fact checking my comments I'm going to copy and paste them on the new link like a loser hahahah
Uriel Tomsov
2018-12-17 10:23:55 +0000 UTCJames got shanked by viewtube again
Uriel Tomsov
2018-12-17 01:00:26 +0000 UTCCoolio. Thanks for explaining that!
horacefarbuckle
2018-12-16 17:10:12 +0000 UTCYouTube will flag his video has having questionable content, meaning few ads get played on it, it doesn't get recommended to people, or show up in most searches until it has been manually reviewed and marked as being acceptable content. Part of the problem though, is most of views and (and money) for a video happens in the first few days. So if it doesn't get manually reviewed before going live, James is looking at a ~90% cut in his paycheck for that video. Which fucking sucks when he and Chelsea are trying to live off the revenue from these videos.
Iain Kerr
2018-12-16 16:35:02 +0000 UTCI understand he's trying to hit 1000 views quickly (and I'm doing my part), but can anyone ELI5 why? What does "get a manual review of the video" actually *mean*?
horacefarbuckle
2018-12-16 14:49:55 +0000 UTCIf you hold down on the video, you can select Loop (this is for phones, I guess right-clicking should work for computers?)
Josh Strike
2018-12-16 04:39:49 +0000 UTCThanks for this reply, I ended up playing it with my phone muted and will replay it a bunch of times too. I didn't actually see any trailers (despite not actually living under a rock haha) and planned on seeing it at some point with my dinosaur-obsessed partner before the Kill Count was released. It's now playing as I type; how close are we to 1000?
Josh Strike
2018-12-16 04:22:00 +0000 UTCguess you can't have it on repeat so ill just refresh it every time its done
Marky
2018-12-16 03:25:54 +0000 UTCI'll have it on repeat on one of my tabs and play it 2x so hopefully that gets the view count up quickly 😂
Marky
2018-12-16 03:17:33 +0000 UTCWatched! YouTube is the worst.
Mason Peatross
2018-12-16 02:55:06 +0000 UTCRed Alert. The Commander needs our help. All hands, battles stations. Repeat, ALL HANDS, BATTLE STATIONS!!!
Mitchell Zock
2018-12-16 02:31:30 +0000 UTCVenture Bros. and ‘House of Leaves’ shoutouts! :-D
John Carr
2018-12-16 02:25:25 +0000 UTCRoger mon capitan
Vincent Cerrutti
2018-12-16 01:53:59 +0000 UTCIll watch it 1000 times for you james I got you
adam doran
2018-12-16 01:44:54 +0000 UTCWatch the kill count. The movie's plot was mostly spoiled by the trailers, and the little that wasn't is unanimously and justifiably hated by all. A plot twist so stupid and a quote so bad, the entire theater laughed at both. Regardless of whether someone liked or disliked the movie, no one considers this a masterpiece or the best in this franchise.
Uriel Tomsov
2018-12-16 00:31:04 +0000 UTCI’ve been playing it every half hour or so lol #GrindLife
C.Knight
2018-12-16 00:25:57 +0000 UTCSilly James, suggesting studios have any regard for the craft of story and screenwriting .
Sam(well) Peabody
2018-12-16 00:25:50 +0000 UTC355 views! Come team, have this video playing in loop
Jonathan Ramirez
2018-12-16 00:01:46 +0000 UTCGood luck with the YouTube fuckery
Jim Sheppard
2018-12-15 23:48:12 +0000 UTCArgh, I'm conflicted: One the one hand, I haven't seen Fallen Kingdom and don't want to spoil it, but on the other hand I really enjoy supporting James.. so I'm gonna watch it! Every view helps, right? (:
Josh Strike
2018-12-15 23:46:53 +0000 UTCBest of luck you funky content creator
Dripmeister
2018-12-15 23:35:01 +0000 UTCWill do James! Perfect dinner entertainment!
Robert Hood
2018-12-15 23:26:15 +0000 UTCAnd to think I thought my boredom would last all night X) thank you for this!!!! Watching it now woohoo!! Dinosaurs!! Title card!!
Heart Break Gaming
2018-12-15 23:20:02 +0000 UTCWas waiting for this!
Theodore Allen
2018-12-15 23:19:06 +0000 UTCThe app will not let me watch videos even though I am a patron. I also tried multiple accounts but none worked
Erin Sockolof
2018-12-15 23:15:45 +0000 UTCYay, Something to do!
2018-12-15 23:15:02 +0000 UTCGotcha man, already queued up that greatness. Good luck.
VTK Productions
2018-12-15 23:13:59 +0000 UTC
