Early Release for Halloween: Resurrection
Added 2018-10-10 18:37:11 +0000 UTCHoo boy this is a fun one. We're talking head-mounted webcams and Busta Fuckin Rhymes. I think this episode has a slightly higher JPM (Jokes Per Minute) count than usual. And yes I just made up JPM. THANKS PATRONS!
Comments
Which is worse this movie of Halloween 5 I believe Halloween 5 is way worse but this is a controversial topic for Halloween fans I’m not saying this movie is god awful but it’s not as bad as Halloween 5
Lorenzo Antonino
2018-11-25 03:44:35 +0000 UTCThis movie was always so bad. Your jokes made it a lot more enjoyable. Kung Fu Busta Rhymes and that random kid at the party texting her are by far the worst parts to me.
Stefani Lefler
2018-10-12 21:54:38 +0000 UTCI got curious, too. That was...uncomfortable to watch. It seems odd to review a movie without doing a smidge of research first to see what some of the scenes represented when you don't understand them. Like the auction. Just one example. Especially when the movie is clearly about race, which is a pretty sensitive topic right now.
Stefani Lefler
2018-10-12 21:53:35 +0000 UTCWhat? You count the Rob Zombie garbage (Zarbage)? At least this stuff is cheesy.
Evan Bolick
2018-10-12 19:05:48 +0000 UTCSaw this comment and got curious. Wow... that was some shit.
Cody Buckingham
2018-10-12 05:15:57 +0000 UTCThis movie doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. The series ended with H20 then Rob Zombie remade it.
Anthony Maurice
2018-10-11 14:17:32 +0000 UTCI don't think so on this one, but he's doing them for the Rob Zombie ones.
Iain Kerr
2018-10-11 13:49:33 +0000 UTCFun fact: that new channel you’re a patron of James, Movie Bitches,? Go watch their review of Get Out and then unfollow them.
Eddie Villegas
2018-10-11 10:03:26 +0000 UTCThanks for making these garbage movies palatable. Any director's cut/screen........um.......analysis coming up?
Michael Paulino
2018-10-11 05:11:06 +0000 UTCJPM is up, but dont be hating on the trick or treat motherfucker line james!
Pierce Schulteis
2018-10-10 21:43:53 +0000 UTCYou’re welcome
Tyler Strable
2018-10-10 20:32:06 +0000 UTChonestly love the little throwaway jokes like "6 and a half men... coming to cbs this fall". that shit gets me every time. great work as always!
Brendan Darby
2018-10-10 19:14:35 +0000 UTCI only need to see the thumbnail to see how serious this movie is
RepressedJoker
2018-10-10 19:02:03 +0000 UTCThis is the Halloween movie I like to point out fake stuff in mwahaha!
TotallyNotEdgy
2018-10-10 18:38:08 +0000 UTC
