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Wet Dirty Dead Before Thirty (second edition!)

Hey everybody! I wrote this novel way back in 2014, it's about surfers and a dominatrix, set in the fictional town of Winnipeg, California. Over the past few weeks I tricked out the cover, fixed some mistakes & tweaked a few lines, lined up a printer, did two runs of proofs... and now it's ready to be seen once again! Or for the first time, since I'm pretty sure only about two dozen people have ever read it!

It will be available to buy directly through the printers' website in July, but first I'm doing a run of 50 books that I'll sign and personally ship with some stickers I made--you can hit that up HERE. Not sure if they'll sell out fast or what but I wanted to give you patrons dibs on it just in case!

I love this book. It took me three months to write+self-publish it, then I immediately moved to New Zealand; a pretty wacky time full of great memories! I was really happy to finally fix the few lines that really bothered me & I'm excited to see it properly go out into the world.

This isn't porn or fantasy but if you enjoy the writing in IRO, you'll see my tropes all over this thing--in particular the dominatrix, who is very obviously the ancestor of a certain silver-haired elf...

Wet Dirty Dead Before Thirty (second edition!)

Comments

It'll be on Gumroad in July!

Alexis Flower

That cover is rad. Are there any plans for a digital release or is it gonna remain physical-only?

Z

It worked! Awesome!

it should be, international shipping is just one category and it's working for everyone else.

Alexis Flower

Looks great but it says shipping to France is not registered ):

YEAAAAH!!! I am one of those two dozen people who has read it and it's SUPER good, strongly recommend! Prepare to have a crush on one or more characters : )

Awesome! Got mine!

Wuff_Boman

and done!!

DresdenQ

Got mine!

ConContributor

Thank you!

Nicole Featherby

Done and done. Excited for it!

Caelin

Never ye mind, shipping fixxed. Ordered.

Dan K

you dang australians, get me every time... try it now!

Alexis Flower

Do you ship to Australia? The website keeps telling me options don't exist for my address

Nicole Featherby


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