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Spider-Man far from home cartoon script *rough draft*

This shit I was thinking of when I was taking a dookie I started laughing 😂😂😂


But here it is y’all it’s stupid asf


I’m so far from being spider man:


Hugh: Heyyyy y’all it’s your favorite gay boy

Hugh g rection and I’m back with another video!

Ya man!


Hugh: So the new Spider-Man far from home movie is coming out soon so I’ve decided to become Spider-Man for a day and stop evil from toonzville!


Hugh: So since I’m Spider-Man I made a to do list Trey zoom in please.


*the list says 1. Save ppl 2. Go thru a emotional crisis 3. Save Mary Jane 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for the next few movies*


Hugh: These are the things Spider-Man usually do in a movie

So imma do these steps to become the new friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ya man


*cuts to next scene*


Hugh: Ok before I go and fight crime I must learn how to use my web shooters!


Hugh: Testing web shooter take 1! Ya man!


*hugh shoots a web*


Hugh: Now that was epic! Ya man! Time to see if I can shoot a web while jumping off a building Spider-Man style! Ya man!


Sonicboy: Hugh are you sure you don’t wanna skip this step?


Hugh: Nah trust me sonic boy! Watch this!


*hugh jumps off the building and falls and misses his webs*


Hugh: YA MAN OH SHIT!!


*cuts the next scene*


Hugh: Web swinging part 2! Time to swing from building to building! You filming sonic boy?!


Sonicboy: Ya just go when your ready!


Hugh: Ok guys web swinging time!


Hugh: GO GO GO WEBS GOOOOO!


*hugh swings but hits a building and falls*


*cuts to next scene*


Hugh: Let’s try that again!

Web swinging part 3 here we go!!


*hugh starts swinging then a bird hits him and he falls*


*cuts to next scene*


Hugh: Now it’s time for some wall climbing! Spider-Man style! Ya man!


*hugh tries climbing the wall the falls down screaming fuck*


*cuts to next scene*


Hugh: I got all the basics down! Now it’s time to save!


Sonic boy: Umm Hugh the city actually been peaceful lately so how you gonna save anyone?


Hugh: Hmm I guess I have to do what the cops do.


Hugh: HEY LOOK IS A BLACK GUY HE MUST BE STEALING!!


Niggu: Woo woo?!?


*niggu gets web sprayed*


*cuts to next scene*


*shows Hugh holding niggu by the leg on the edge of a building*


Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY!?!


Niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO!!


Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!


Sonicboy: Umm Hugh that’s Batman not Spider-Man.


Hugh: Oh ya! WHERE IS TONY STARK


Niggu: dead.


*hugh drops niggu*


Hugh: Ya man! I just saved the world from the evil chocolate!


Sonic boy: Wait I’m Hugh you should try to catch him cuz Spider-Man don’t kill


Hugh: Oh ya! Let catch him with my web shooter


*niggu crashes to the bottom and cuts to next scene*


Hugh: Hey guys I’m outside of Mary Janes apartment and I’m bout to save her!


*hugh walks in and Mary Jane is sleeping with billy*


Hugh: MARY JANE WHAT IS THIS?!?!


Mary Jane: PETER?!?


Hugh: WHAT IS THIS?!?


Mary Jane: Ummm.. it’s not what it looks like!!


Hugh: WHAT IS THIS!!!


Billy: I FUCKED HER!


Hugh: IMMA BEAT YO ASS


*hugh jumps on the bed and starts beating up billy*


Mary Jane: AYO CHILL PLEASE CHILL RELAX!!! CHILL CHILL!!!


*the avengers theme started playing and nick fury pops outta nowhere*


Nick: I’m assembling a team of super hero’s!


Mary Jane: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?


*nick fury shoots Mary Jane*


Nick: Real niggas never die.


*iron pops outta nowhere screaming Jarvis over and over*


Sonicboy: BRUH WHATS GOING ON?!?


Ironman: JARVIS!!


Hugh: JARVIS YOU BETTER ANSWER HIM!!


*iron man blasts everyone*


The end.


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