Spider-Man far from home cartoon script *rough draft*
Added 2019-06-10 15:21:21 +0000 UTCThis shit I was thinking of when I was taking a dookie I started laughing 😂😂😂
But here it is y’all it’s stupid asf
I’m so far from being spider man:
Hugh: Heyyyy y’all it’s your favorite gay boy
Hugh g rection and I’m back with another video!
Ya man!
Hugh: So the new Spider-Man far from home movie is coming out soon so I’ve decided to become Spider-Man for a day and stop evil from toonzville!
Hugh: So since I’m Spider-Man I made a to do list Trey zoom in please.
*the list says 1. Save ppl 2. Go thru a emotional crisis 3. Save Mary Jane 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for the next few movies*
Hugh: These are the things Spider-Man usually do in a movie
So imma do these steps to become the new friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ya man
*cuts to next scene*
Hugh: Ok before I go and fight crime I must learn how to use my web shooters!
Hugh: Testing web shooter take 1! Ya man!
*hugh shoots a web*
Hugh: Now that was epic! Ya man! Time to see if I can shoot a web while jumping off a building Spider-Man style! Ya man!
Sonicboy: Hugh are you sure you don’t wanna skip this step?
Hugh: Nah trust me sonic boy! Watch this!
*hugh jumps off the building and falls and misses his webs*
Hugh: YA MAN OH SHIT!!
*cuts the next scene*
Hugh: Web swinging part 2! Time to swing from building to building! You filming sonic boy?!
Sonicboy: Ya just go when your ready!
Hugh: Ok guys web swinging time!
Hugh: GO GO GO WEBS GOOOOO!
*hugh swings but hits a building and falls*
*cuts to next scene*
Hugh: Let’s try that again!
Web swinging part 3 here we go!!
*hugh starts swinging then a bird hits him and he falls*
*cuts to next scene*
Hugh: Now it’s time for some wall climbing! Spider-Man style! Ya man!
*hugh tries climbing the wall the falls down screaming fuck*
*cuts to next scene*
Hugh: I got all the basics down! Now it’s time to save!
Sonic boy: Umm Hugh the city actually been peaceful lately so how you gonna save anyone?
Hugh: Hmm I guess I have to do what the cops do.
Hugh: HEY LOOK IS A BLACK GUY HE MUST BE STEALING!!
Niggu: Woo woo?!?
*niggu gets web sprayed*
*cuts to next scene*
*shows Hugh holding niggu by the leg on the edge of a building*
Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY!?!
Niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO!!
Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!
Sonicboy: Umm Hugh that’s Batman not Spider-Man.
Hugh: Oh ya! WHERE IS TONY STARK
Niggu: dead.
*hugh drops niggu*
Hugh: Ya man! I just saved the world from the evil chocolate!
Sonic boy: Wait I’m Hugh you should try to catch him cuz Spider-Man don’t kill
Hugh: Oh ya! Let catch him with my web shooter
*niggu crashes to the bottom and cuts to next scene*
Hugh: Hey guys I’m outside of Mary Janes apartment and I’m bout to save her!
*hugh walks in and Mary Jane is sleeping with billy*
Hugh: MARY JANE WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Mary Jane: PETER?!?
Hugh: WHAT IS THIS?!?
Mary Jane: Ummm.. it’s not what it looks like!!
Hugh: WHAT IS THIS!!!
Billy: I FUCKED HER!
Hugh: IMMA BEAT YO ASS
*hugh jumps on the bed and starts beating up billy*
Mary Jane: AYO CHILL PLEASE CHILL RELAX!!! CHILL CHILL!!!
*the avengers theme started playing and nick fury pops outta nowhere*
Nick: I’m assembling a team of super hero’s!
Mary Jane: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?
*nick fury shoots Mary Jane*
Nick: Real niggas never die.
*iron pops outta nowhere screaming Jarvis over and over*
Sonicboy: BRUH WHATS GOING ON?!?
Ironman: JARVIS!!
Hugh: JARVIS YOU BETTER ANSWER HIM!!
*iron man blasts everyone*
The end.