A Word from... DEADPOOL!
Added 2020-05-21 17:36:33 +0000 UTCHoly SHITBALLS! It's me, Perverts... DEADPOOL!
I WON! I WON! Was there EVER any doubt?
Well, uhm, yeah... actually for a long while, it looked like that poser THOR might win the Marvel Hunks Poll. Good thing he didn't, though... I woulda had to come over to your house and rip up all your crappy Thor comics! And also, probably sodomize all your stuffed animals! Don't deny it... I know you've got 'em in yer spank drawer!
Anyhoooooo, not that it matters when I'm in the mix, but the winner -- and I use the term VERY loosely! -- for the DC Poll is GREEN HAWKE... D'AH, I MEAN, GREEN ARROW!
Your POP CULTURE "hunk" winner is daddy Superman himself, -- but not THE Superman, you premature ejaculators! -- the WITCHER!
Naturally, I'm gonna come first. I ALWAYS cum first... So as mister "dicks the size of Buicks" is so fond of saying to ya, "STAY TOONED"! I'm so close to cumming, it's not even funny!
ILLUSTRATION: Patrick Fillion
DEADPOOL is ยฉ Copyright & โข 2020 Marvel Characters Inc. All rights reserved.
Comments
Oh, believe me, Thomas... Fraser KNOWS I've taken over Patrick's body! That dude's never been so well serviced in his life! ๐๐๐๐คฏ
Patrick Fillion
2020-06-03 23:02:37 +0000 UTCThat's scary, Deadpool. Last time I saw Patrick I didn't realize you had taken over his body! Does Fraser know??? Oh, OH, how could he not know after THAT!
Thomas Polk
2020-05-28 11:30:28 +0000 UTCThis is going to be so much fun, ๐๐๐!
JT
2020-05-26 02:53:36 +0000 UTCPERVERTS! Bwahahahahahaha!! OMG we just got read by Deadpool!! XD
CLX
2020-05-24 15:39:48 +0000 UTCI canโt wait to see Mr. Henry Cavill as Geralt. ๐
Hope Whitfield
2020-05-24 07:55:14 +0000 UTCHahaha you've got his personality down to a T. That's exactly what he would say.
Tinh Pham
2020-05-23 21:27:14 +0000 UTCOH, hey there, Craig from Omaha. I'm DEADPOOL from Marvel Comics. Yeah, Patrick's busy, desperately trying to choose the appropriate Emojis to respond to yours! I don't have his need to please! You seem happy I'm invading his Patreon! Are ya happy? I'm fucking happy!! It's gonna be GREAT! Here's a horse emoji and some turds... because why the fuck not, am I right?! Okay, buh-bye! ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 18:14:35 +0000 UTCHello, David! DEADPOOL here! Patrick's busy wasting his "porn comics drawing time" sketching up some musty old Space: 1999 covers, so I took over for him! I mean -- what even is that fucking show?!?! OOoooh, David, my David! I like that you're excited, but honestly, I'd be way more jazzed if YOU were drawing me... just saying! I'm your NUMBER 1 FAN, but don't worry -- I'm totally NOT a stalker!!!!! By the way, that's a really nice shirt you're wearing and your underwear smells great! ๐ ๐ง ๐คฏ๐๐ช๐
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 18:09:16 +0000 UTCWell, Hullo there, Mihon! DEADPOOL here! Patrick had to run to the drugstore from some rheumatoid arthritis cream! OUCH! Listen, Sweetie -- you're cute as a button, but I think you meant JACKO THE HALLOWEENER! You know, that impressively hung pumpkin-headed guy Patrick rolls out every Halloween? Yeah... that bitch totally channels my schtick! Just saying! SMOOCHIES! ๐๐๐๐
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 18:02:51 +0000 UTCHowdy, Lel! DEADPOOL here! I've got Patrick trying to teach Rob Liefeld how to draw feet, so he'll be busy for the next month or so! I've taken over for him! Boy oh boy, if I had a dollar for every fanboy who ever squeed on my shoe, am I right? Also, I think you misspelled "Selfie"! LATERS! ๐ค๐๐๐ง
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 17:58:40 +0000 UTCHi there, Danny! DEADPOOL here! Patrick's busy treating a bad case of ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ (SHHHHH -- don't tell anybody. He's super embarrassed!) so I'm taking over for him! You're right -- I am fucking sexy! As for what he'll do with me, I'm game for anything... as long as he keeps those ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ to himself! ๐คฎ๐คฉ๐ฝ๐ฆด
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 17:54:03 +0000 UTCHiya David... DEADPOOL here! Patrick has Hemerhoids resulting from explosive diarrhea, so I'm taking over for that bitch! He's a lucky man, though. Very few artists ever get to handle my great big meaty... sense of humor! ๐คฏ๐ฉ๐คช๐๐๐๐
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 17:50:13 +0000 UTCHi, Johnny! DEADPOOL here! I've kicked Patrick to the curb! Oh, bitch, my dick IS the size of a fucking BUICK, which is why I was the perfect choice for mister "let's see if I can stick the Eiffel tower into this tiny little pee hole" Fillion! I say BRING ON THE STUPID!! Your retinas will never be the same again! ๐ฃ๐ ๐งโ๐ฆฏ๐ฆ
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 17:45:54 +0000 UTCHi, Valentin! DEADPOOL here! I've taken over for Patrick! Say, are you really Nick Jonas? Man, I loved you in the Twilight films! Best pits EVER! ๐
Patrick Fillion
2020-05-23 17:41:20 +0000 UTCDeadpool is Marvel's Jack-O-Lantern XD
Mihon
2020-05-22 19:22:05 +0000 UTCHAHAHA Awesome!!!
David Cantero
2020-05-22 16:28:01 +0000 UTCOh my goodness. One of the sexiest marvel characters. Thank you so much. Canโt wait to see what you do with him. Woof!
Danny Provencio
2020-05-21 20:06:44 +0000 UTCOmg omg omg! I am in pure fan boy mode rn!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐
Lel Selkie
2020-05-21 19:16:55 +0000 UTCCongratz Deadpool you hot stud ๐ I can't wait to drool over your hot man meat ๐๐ฅฐ Well done Patrick for that super funny dialogue from Deadpool. He's such a bragging hunk. ๐คฃ๐ค
Valentin Erkers
2020-05-21 17:56:31 +0000 UTCHahaha! Knew Patrick would love working with Deadpool's sense of humor!
David
2020-05-21 17:44:42 +0000 UTCNow, of course, you must draw Deadpool with a dick the size of a Buick. And he's got to make comments about how ridiculous it is. This must happen.
Johnny Gayzmonic
2020-05-21 17:42:14 +0000 UTC๐ค๐ฅณ
Craig from Omaha
2020-05-21 17:38:29 +0000 UTC
