*Looks at the martini on his hand*
- Excuse me, waiter...!
There is something strange on my drink.
*Waiter looks at the glass*
- Hmmm, everything seems right to me gentleman...
You ordered a small woman soaked in a martini glass.
- Yeah, but there's a weird bird there too...
*Waiter looks back at the glass*
*Bird noises*
Oh, now I see the problem...!