Snowball Fight (Literature)

Candice wasn’t very adept at sewing, but desperate times called for  desperate measures. And Candice was desperate for clothes. All the  pranks at school had left her with nothing to wear. And to make matters  worse it was December and snow had begun to fall. Candice took an old  throw blanket and cut and tied it to become a pair of makeshift pants.  She made one mistake however for the left side had way more fabric than  the right, rendering it far too loose to wear. “I know! I can just tie  it in a knot!” She said to herself. She slipped the “pants” on and tied  the loose fabric together into a tight knot. She even gave them a tug  for security and they didn’t come down. Feeling proud of herself,  Candice zipped up her snow jacket which had been spared by never being  worn to school. Candice could survive like this. It was just a couple  more weeks til Christmas and all she had asked for this year was new  clothes. 

She had survived the school day well by avoiding the  areas the bullies hung around and keeping her head down. Now all she had  to do was make it home without any embarrassments and she was scott  free. 

On her way home, she passed by the neighborhood school. There were kids outside, playing in the snow and having fun. Even as a child, Candice always had her head in the books, but she could still  admire their fun. A little girl saw Candice passing by and nudged her  friends. “Let’s play, hit the bubble butt!” They all cheered and began  rolling snowballs.

Candice was completely unaware until a snowball struck her back. She turned around just as another two hit her front. The kids ducked behind a snow mound and giggled. “Are you having  fun?” Candice jeered, wiping the snow off. She turned to leave just as  two more struck her back. Annoyed, Candice quickly reached down and rolled a snowball. She turned and heaved it at the kids. They ducked for  cover then peered back out. Candice held another snowball and mimicked  throwing it at them. They all hid. Feeling proud of herself, Candice  turned back around to leave. Within seconds the kids resumed throwing, which didn’t concern Candice.

Then all of a sudden, a perfectly  aimed snowball struck the knot on the side of her pants. It somehow  loosened and the undone knot which was the only thing keeping her pants  together, was gone. Her pants slid down, revealing her meaty backside.  Candice felt the cold breeze and the embarrassment at the same time as  her naked butt was exposed to the elements. She immediately did the best  she could to cover it up, by pulling down her jacket, but it only  covered up the top off her butt cheeks. 

The kids immediately saw  it and laughed at the funny scene. “100 points to anyone who hits her  butt!” The girl cried. The kids started aiming for her butt, which was  surprisingly easy considering how big of a target it was. The cold  intensified as each snowball impacted her tushy and broke apart. She had  goosebumps and the snow was running down her cheeks. 

Candice  reached down to pull up her pants and gain warmth. But as she did, the  force of a snowball striking her rear knocked her over forward. Candice  crashed into a snow mound and was stuck with her head and breasts out  one side and her naked butt on the other. “This can’t be happening!”  Candice shrieked. The children, no longer afraid of Candice retaliating,  came out and began pummeling her from the front and back. As Candice  wiggled to get free, her clothes were starting to slide further down.  The kids aimed at her clothes and with each snowball, her pants slid  further down her legs, revealing more of her thighs and legs to the  frigid air. 

If Candice was already disappointed by her jacket  before, she was much more now. The snowballs that hit her jacket,  loosened the zipper, exposing her cleavage and bra. “Stop throwing  snowballs at me! My clothes are falling off!” Finally it zipped all the  way down and her white bra was exposed completely. The kids all laughed  extra hard. Candice had had enough. She tried to pull herself out but  her boobs, head, and shoulders wouldn’t fit. She had to go all the way  through. She wiggled her butt to squeeze through and eventually popped  out through the front. But something was missing when Candice came out  the other side: her pants! She looked through the hole now shaped like  her butt, and watched the wind take her blanket pants away.

Candice  stood up and covered her front with her hands. The kids were all around  her laughing their heads off and still throwing snowballs. She decided  to run through their midst to get home. But as Candice ran, she spread  out her arms and two of the kids grabbed her sleeves. They pulled the  jacket off her with no effort, and Candice shivered and trembled with  embarrassment as she stood in just her soaking bra and nothing else.  “Ahh! Don’t look at me! Leave me alone!” Candice cried as she ran away  from the school. The kids continued to laugh and throw snowballs at her  jiggling hiney as she ran away.

The wind picked up and the cold  intensified as Candice ran. Her whole body was full of goosebumps and  she was rattling like a cage.  “M-m-m-must g-g-get warm!” She whimpered.  Candice came across a restaurant with outdoor seating and heat lamps.  Without thinking, she jumped over the hedges and stuck her freezing butt  right up to the heat lamp. She felt instant relief. “Ahhhhh,” Candice  exhaled with a grin, her buns already feeling toasty. Then she heard  some gasps and shrieks from inside the restaurant. She turned around to  see a filled restaurant with a clear window and dozens of appalled  guests staring as she unintentionally mooned them all. Candice turned  around and covered her booty with her hands and crossed her legs to hide  her crotch. 

Suddenly, she was met by whistling and applause  from those at the restaurant bar. As Candice defrosted by the heat-lamp,  many people came and slipped her singles, assuming her to be some kind  of street pole dancer. She looked the part as she finally ran home,  using the bills to cover her bum. With the money she made, Candice was  able to buy a couple new outfits and no longer had to wait for  Christmas.