Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man - EARLY AUDIO

Early audio for ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III, Episode 5 - Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man.

Mr. Wolf:

yes… yes…

Yes! Guess who’s in the verse

Lupus steal like Lupin the third

Peach fuzz buzz cut, dude, hit the curb (woah)

You don’t wanna chase me, pooch, stick to squirrels

Hit the Triple Flip-O-Rama with the fleece

And judging by your art, they defunded the police

Half-human head over heels for poodles - guess frou-frou appeals to ya

True blue feeling of Zuzuphilia

You and I are alike, we’ve been to prison

But you didn’t do time for the crimes that you committed

And when I said I gathered a team and got a jump on police and hit a lick on the chief

It’s pretty different

The only thing you snatched is Petey the Cat’s cradle

Did him just like his whiskers - took one off his side later

Hats off! Had to put you on the news, half-wit

Half-dog, half-man, 100% pig

Sarah Hatoff:

We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive

Breaking News! Sarah Hatoff, reporting for duty

The Bad Guys tried to take the track and failed

Now they’re being hauled straight to Cat Burglar Jail

(wow!) That sounds great, our hero is a trooper

No matter what we need him to do, he’d be like (Supa!)

Now I think it’s high time for me to introduce the

Half-dog, half-man, 100% SUPA COP

DOG MAN!

Dog Man:

(ruff!) 

Your gang’s stuck in handcuffs

Make like the whole crowd and put your hands up

Whether it’s a guinea or the fuzz you screw with

When up against the piggies, you huff, puffed, and blew it

Tell me who’s the half-wit with the crew straight-laced

When you got double-crossed by a dude named Snake

and when it comes to custody, you better pay your bail

I’ll be hanging with Lil Petey, you’ll be left hanging in jail

Mr. Wolf:
Easy there, Paw Patrol, don’t do something drastic

Stick to acting as Living Spray for Scholastic

No-showed by Al, can’t go home to Alice

You hired Yung Gravy cuz you flow like molasses

Dog Man:
I gave the whole industry some Cannery Grow

You gave up your soul for your film to stand on its own

‘Cuz Dreamworks needed Awkwafina just to get the Webs talking

I’d throw the book at you if anybody had a copy

Mr. Wolf:

Well, If you wanna book me, I’m thinking this crook should

I should call you Marmalade, cuz you’re making me look good

You got your wires crossed, and blew the fuse together

Then doubled your stupidity when you fused together

Somehow stitched your body back up but never your broken life

Now you’re stuck wallowing in dog days and lonely Knights

You’re chasing your own tail, let me throw your girl a bone

Your separation was warranted cuz nobody was home

Dog Man:

I’m top dog, and I’m fellin’ the felon that’s stepping up

Pretending he fell in line the second he fell in love

I’m Diane to fetch bandits lying with fed branches

Bring in the Crimson Paw, I’d catch her red-handed

You’re all bark, perp - lazy

Forget Dog Man, you’re caught up on Purse Lady

Before this twerp breaks free, I’ll muzzle him, making him stay quiet

And we’ll forever both have the right to remain (silent)