Bear Potion
Added 2021-08-30 17:48:50 +0000 UTCBrandon was sick and tired of the vapidness of twink (excuse me, twunk) culture. Every detail of your body and your lifestyle was scrutinized, and everyone want to be trim so that they could score the next Alpha top that showed up. He had heard that the bear community was completely different, that everyone was super chill and accepting. That and he secretly envied their bodies. It’s not like he chose to be a twink: he just had an insane metabolism and could never seem to eat nearly enough. He decided he was going to try and start gaining weight though so he could finally see if the grass was greener on the other side.
As he was scouting the internet for bulking tips he happened upon a strange website with all kinds of strange potions and magick. As he was browsing he saw a section for body magic and then he laid eyes on it. A bottle with a brown liquid like chocolate syrup filled with the bear community symbol on it. His heart raced. He knew it was probably bullshit but he had to see for himself. After all it was only $60.
A few weeks later he had almost forgotten his impulsive purchase. When it arrived he honestly felt a tinge of regret. There’s no way it work. He glanced over the bottle and finally said, ehh what the heck.
Not only did it work, but it worked FAST. Over the next couple hours his weight ballooned and he got hairy.
By the time he went to bed he looked like the walking definition of a bear. The only thing that fit him were grey sweatpants. He guessed it was time to buy new clothes.
