“Are you seeing this, my guy? Look at my abs! They’re freaking cobble stones! Apparently in this reality I’m like a star football player or somethin.”
“Yeah, or something…”
“What? What’s that look for?”
“Look Andy can we just go? We really shouldn’t be messing around in alternate timelines like this. We could mess up the multiverse or something”
“We’re not gonna mess anything up? The multiverse isn’t a delicate flower. It’s strong and sturdy. Like me now! See?”
(Andy flexes a bicep.)
“Andy stop! People are staring!”
“Let them stare! I look good! What? There’s something you’re not telling me, isn’t there. That’s why you want to leave. Go on Davis, spill it!”
“Andy, your not football player in this world. You’re a gay porn star.”