Subtle Changes
Added 2021-12-08 23:33:20 +0000 UTC“You seriously don’t notice anything different?”
“No dude, what’s different? Stop messing with me!”
“Wow, this app really does work. You didn’t notice that I put on fifty pounds of muscle just now?”
“Bull shit, you’ve always been this big!”
“Really? When have you even seen me go the gym?”
“You go all the time, what are your talking about? You’ve been a gym rat ever since we met!”
“Why would Physic’s major need hit the gym that much?”
“What so now your going go one of your brains and brawn rants? Wait physics? Your not a physics major you’re a physical therapy major.”
“Wait a minute, no I’m not…”
“Oh yeah, what’s Einstein’s theory of relativity?”
“It’s uh….”
“Dude that’s like physics 101.”
“Wait something’s wrong, I didn’t mean to change this much.”
“I know you like to talk shit about us brainiac’s having they’re heads in the clouds, but at least we know the names of our own majors, dumbly.”
“What did I change again? Why is my brain so slow all of a sudden?”
“Here dumbo, let me help you. Chronivac? This looks way too advanced for you.”
