Goblin traders
Added 2024-08-18 19:43:42 +0000 UTCHydrea is NOT pleased with the goods provided.
Hehehe… better luck next time little goblin.
Yours truly
Hammer
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Nice!
goblincomics
2024-08-18 22:33:17 +0000 UTCI will not call them Ents… but Dryads ;) and Dwarfs… I am considering it
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 22:31:32 +0000 UTCFair enough, still enjoying whats here. The story is getting really nutty with gods, goblins, and orcs. I'm just wondering if an Entwife is going to pop up at this rate. Or a dwarf perhaps.
goblincomics
2024-08-18 22:19:56 +0000 UTCUuuuh, that’s gonna be happening… from time to time, but I think I will be more surprised than you when it happens.
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 22:18:33 +0000 UTCNah its fine man, I get it. Still is there any chance for any CN waifus?
goblincomics
2024-08-18 22:17:44 +0000 UTCI am just gonna be blunt with you. If Samurai Jack is your kick and you’re hoping to see stuff like that here, then let me end that dream now. Because I am NEVER gonna make Samurai Jack stuff. As a kid I didn’t like Samurai Jack - I know, I am weird. My brother loved it. He has the brains of the family if it’s any comfort. But I can assure you, Samurai Jack is NOT gonna be on this Patreon. Sorry if it’s a disappointment, but it’s a fact. Hope you can forgive me being so blunt.
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 22:16:32 +0000 UTCI know this is a bit off topic, but since your having ron basically run around disney, Harry run around his own world, is it wrong for me to suggest using Samurai Jack in the world of Cartoon Network? I ask... Mainly to plant the idea of him surviving to the modern day due to his immortality or some other time travel nonsense just to see some CN waifus. A classic is dexter's mom.
goblincomics
2024-08-18 22:07:59 +0000 UTCHint hint… wink wink 😘
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 20:35:17 +0000 UTCAre the recent orc pictures a hint of a female one joining the harem
Mastermav
2024-08-18 20:34:07 +0000 UTCI want to see that movie 🍿😎
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 20:25:10 +0000 UTCIf you were annoying I wouldn’t be answering ❤️ Here is a short version of Pellucidaria’s history. Pellucidaria is a continent in a different dimension to Ron’s world (where Middleton is located.) Pellucidaria once had a link to the nine realms. It was a realm in the nine realms - formerly known as ten realms, and Jotuns, elves, goblins and also humans crossed over to populate it. The Greek Pantheon all crossed over at some point in time, and abandoned the realm known as Midgaard to the Asir. The Greek pantheon built a new empire in Pellucidaria and became the de facto rulers of the realm. The Nordic gods didn’t move to Pellucidaria, as they saw the movement of the Greek gods - their rivals as a retreat and a surrendering in the war they were fighting (in a way it was). Therefore they sealed the way to Pellucidaria so the Greek gods couldn’t not return with a new and stronger army.
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 20:23:09 +0000 UTCHuh, interesting. So Alfhiem and Jotanhiem were connected in some way? I hope I’m not being annoying with all these questions, I really like mythology, fantasy, and worldbuilding
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 20:17:56 +0000 UTCWe are working out their family tree at this very moment. Personally I like to think that Goblins are a subspecies of Elves that through evolution got shorter and lost all grace and wisdom. Orcs however are NOT elves in this particular scenario, but are related to Jotuns - the giants in Norse mythology. Elves are sorta like a relative to Jotuns, but not exactly Jotuns.
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 20:16:08 +0000 UTCAre goblins a sub-species of elf like in some folklore or are they their our race?
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 20:13:16 +0000 UTCMost goblin females don’t wanna breed with the males of their kind, because they find them… well… dumb… and annoying. But yes, Goblin mothers don’t wanna have sons. They are a nuisance.
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 20:10:33 +0000 UTCSo, having sons would be more demanding in goblin culture than daughters?
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 20:07:26 +0000 UTCWell if they eat healthy and exercise regularly and don’t live in constant stress… somewhere in 80-90’s area if not older. Note, Goblin females often reach this age… it’s only the males - who are also the dummer part of the population of Goblins, who don’t reach more than 25
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 20:05:03 +0000 UTCHow long can goblins live if able to reach old age?
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 20:03:06 +0000 UTCSure Hydrea, you just want to “experiment” with breeding. What does your crystal ball history look like?!
Alexander Pontier
2024-08-18 19:50:19 +0000 UTCThis seems like story writing material
Bluepeter
2024-08-18 19:48:39 +0000 UTCWith great difficulty and great casualties… goblin men only expect to live to about a few decades…
Henrik Hammer Hedemann
2024-08-18 19:47:21 +0000 UTCHow do Goblins manage to tame races much large and stronger than they are? Granted, humans have done the same to animals but they don’t have our intelligence.
The Incredible Bray
2024-08-18 19:46:14 +0000 UTC
