MAG 130 - Meat
Added 2019-03-13 16:01:01 +0000 UTCCase #0081912
Statement of Lucia Wright, regarding just a... a hole. A hole filled with... with meat... Original statement given December 19th 2008.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger.
Edited this week by James Austin, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
- "The Archivist" - Jonathan Sims
- "Gertrude Robinson" - Sue Sims
- "Lucia Wright" - Beth Eyre
Sound effects this week by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Content Warning for:
- body horror
- dismembered human remains
- dismembered animal remains
- emotional trauma
- death and dying
- sleep disorders
Comments
another ASMR voice I'll be using to fall asleep later <3
Rurrie
2025-03-13 15:06:58 +0000 UTCoh like. the whole time lmao.
Rurrie
2025-03-13 15:06:15 +0000 UTCI love Beth Eyre’s voice!!
Katelyn Colgrove
2025-01-04 11:30:54 +0000 UTCoh no I took about a week break off listening to these and now I forget when The Web started helping Jon????? When did THAT happen? XD
Rurrie
2024-11-01 14:20:26 +0000 UTCGertrude's chuckling over explosions: adorable Gertrude's casual, carefree implication that she was about to murder that poor lady if she'd recognized her: admirable
sAZAndorable
2019-03-15 21:20:50 +0000 UTCGertrude’s enthusiasm for explosions is slightly disturbing 😂
Chris Halliday
2019-03-14 12:11:08 +0000 UTCNote to self: do NOT listen to TMA while eating lunch. You’d think I’d know by now. O___o
gaminette
2019-03-13 20:14:07 +0000 UTCThe word "meat" is now in itself terrifying to me. Also, leaving Jon unsupervised is a bad idea, for him and for the world as a whole
Thegeekgene
2019-03-13 19:47:58 +0000 UTCThat was brilliant. There can never be enough Gertrude. And hearing her be practically jubilant over thwarting another ritual was amazing. Seriously you guys, once MAG - The Jon Years is finished, it would be the coolest most wonderful thing ever to have a podcast of MAG - The Gertrude Years. I could listen to Sue Sims be Gertrude for eons. It’s also interesting to hear how Jon’s voice is becoming more Gertrude-esque. His hmmms and even the cadence of his speech. You guys are absolutely brilliant. And the guest voice today was terrific!
Gilligan Mungus
2019-03-13 17:32:29 +0000 UTCAt this point the Web is probably regretting not just eating Jon an avoiding this all together. Brilliant statement!
Heather Nichols
2019-03-13 17:29:27 +0000 UTCI feel like Gertrude is essentially one of my D&D characters in their later years 😂 Also? EXCELLENT guest voice. I was debating whether to listen before dinner or wait until later when I could avoid meat for a few days if needed, but I saw “Beth Eyre” and the decision was made.
Rowan MacBean
2019-03-13 16:44:55 +0000 UTCI love my murder grandma and her marked propensity for explosions
Devin Goodman
2019-03-13 16:40:46 +0000 UTCVERY cool. And oooo, interesting things. Loved the statement. Yay for more Gertrude.
Danii
2019-03-13 16:34:08 +0000 UTCAlso Jon: "I am going to cut off a piece of myself and use it as a possible anchor to get out of the endless coffin. This is the most logical course of action." Jon. Jon no.
Distant Egg Song
2019-03-13 16:33:59 +0000 UTCGertrude!!!!!! Okay off to listen
Gilligan Mungus
2019-03-13 16:25:51 +0000 UTCThe theme of the Flesh being linked to different ideas of the body in Christianity is an interesting one.
Distant Egg Song
2019-03-13 16:17:11 +0000 UTCOh good lord that synopsis.
Keeperofterris
2019-03-13 16:02:18 +0000 UTC
