New Show Pilot - Stellar Firma Ltd.
Added 2017-12-28 09:00:00 +0000 UTCSo this is the new show we've been talking about adding to our roster. We're going to record some pilots which we can release to you folks and see if you like them, and this'll happen in the new year.
I don't want to give the full pitch away now, but for context it's an improv-driven show, with a light meta narrative which follows corporate washout Trexel Geistman and David Seven, his assistant in their work for Stellar Firma Ltd. A company which specialises in building planets to the whims of the galaxy's rich and famous.
Each week they'll create a planet using only a short prompt sent to them by their "client". This is where you come in.
If the show ends up being made, we'll collect prompts from the audience, but since we won't have an audience for the pilots, we need you to help us.
Below, we need you to give us 3 things:
1. A brief elevator pitch about what the planet should do (keep it as a short sentence)
2. One non-negotiable detail, which must be included in the final design.
3. The name of the "client" (if you just want us to use your username, leave this blank... but if the mood takes you, have at it).
Comments
1. A planet where all of the dogs and doglike beings in the universe go when they’re euthanized, such as from high kill shelters, or killed in nasty ways, the dogs who are abused, maltreated, etc go and live in happiness with plenty of healthy food, clean water, room to run around, have good health and unlimited belly rubs until it’s their natural time to die. 2. There’s a special area of the planet where dogs with aggression issues are allowed to have special time with those who abuse dogs, run dog fighting rings, etc. without interference or intervention (but the dogs never get hurt). 3. John Wick, he who should be the patron saint of dogs.
Gilligan Mungus
2018-06-06 01:51:11 +0000 UTC1.) A planet where non-alive-inanimate objects multiply if they touch any of the 'water' Supply 2.) The inhabitants only communication is through song/lyrical verse. 3.) Willamina Bouquet - she needs a source of income/actors to produce her increasingly expensive (personal) shows.
Miss Nash
2018-05-18 13:13:42 +0000 UTC1. A perfect copy of the planet earth at this moment, but most things chocolate flavoured or salty. 2. Clones of all life on earth, preferably strawberry or ginger flavoured. 3. Munchy, devourer of worlds and connoisseur.
2018-05-17 18:15:23 +0000 UTC1. planet where people eat colors and upon completion of meals things turn greyscale 2. individuals are lured to the planet by seductive dreamscape orbs with pulsating iridescent and their colors are drained from them upon arrival by the planets hungry denizens 3. MC Flescher (scavenger of color and light)
Christopher Holdorf
2018-05-17 17:40:08 +0000 UTC1. A planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up 2. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet 3. Lady Wimr Ikipidsah (Where is my raygun, I know I put it down somewhere around here)
Full Featuritis
2018-01-24 23:17:01 +0000 UTC1) A planet where even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head... but be careful, it might be permanent ... 2) Inescapably Comfortable Mattress fields (where ICMs are grown) 3)Hypnos Soulbiter
Kate Onyett
2018-01-05 11:00:16 +0000 UTC1) A planet where rolling sideways is a feasible and practical form of locomotion at all times. 2) There must be one area of the planet where you can keep rolling without stopping for as long as you want. Do something smart with gravity or whatever to make it work.
Sean Valentine
2018-01-03 01:38:35 +0000 UTC1) a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies. 2) the native species of the planet must be unfeasably aggressive in everything they do. 3) Megatron_46
Stuart McQueen
2018-01-01 17:22:23 +0000 UTC1) So, you know whenever you see lava, you just want to touch it? Well, now you can swim in it. 2) MUST contain at minimum ONE (1) “lavaslide” that covers the entire planet 3) Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII of the Intergalactic It’s-Probably-Not-A-Good-Idea-To-Touch-That Club (Official Club Historian)
Macy Grant
2017-12-29 09:32:01 +0000 UTC1.) A new hatchworld for the many-limbed peoples of Xecrune XII; 2.) Plenty of toys for the innumerable hordes of many-tendriled larvae to play with, and oceans at just the right shade of boiling; 3.) Nurturer CDXIII of the Superfluous Tentacle.
Bremen J. Savage
2017-12-29 03:50:39 +0000 UTC1. "With my new inheritance, I have always wanted a nesting doll but as a planet." 2.[....] "oh, and my Wifey wants l Diamond light fixtures EVERYWHERE." 3. Mighterbump .....[and wifey]
Mighterbump
2017-12-29 01:47:17 +0000 UTCPurpose: to reflect in every sense the brilliance of the client Must include : a "mood ring" sky Client: the lead singer and only surviving member of The Winter Lettuce Collective
Tessa Wright
2017-12-28 23:28:15 +0000 UTC1. a library planet that is just a giant library 2. the bookshelves must all be made of the same wood 3. lorenzo the magnificent
Ari David
2017-12-28 20:49:04 +0000 UTC1. A soft planet, the softest planet imaginable. 2. one drawing pin in between 3. Princess Erbse
Caroline
2017-12-28 20:48:19 +0000 UTCPlanetary purpose: a refuge for all manner of megafauna, living, extinct, imaginary, or otherwise. Mandatory detail: must contain at least one (1) gigaworm Client: The Discordance Conglomerate
Churlington Beesecoat
2017-12-28 19:57:08 +0000 UTC1.a planet dedicated to the worship of obsolete sanitization technology 2.must include a monument to hand sanitizer 3.High Priestess Keith, leader of the Cult of the Fastidious Freedom-Fighters
Mickey
2017-12-28 19:05:44 +0000 UTC1) A golf course planet, to be a luxury retreat for the ultra-successful. 2) The view of the planet from space must show my logo, clearly visible. 3) Hephaestous Moreaux IV, luxury hotel mogul and reality television personality.
Urchin
2017-12-28 17:13:53 +0000 UTC1) A completely uninhabitable planet 2) A completely habitable and guaranteed safe domed utopia garden of wonder and delight 3) Richest Man in the Universe, INC.
Josh
2017-12-28 15:02:46 +0000 UTC1. An improbable planet, which exists merely to prove that the Universe is vast enough for anything to be possible; where only the least likely events will ever take place. 2. The planet must be situated in a stellar triplet, so as to make predictable day/night cycles impossible. 3.
lp
2017-12-28 14:36:25 +0000 UTC1. A planet dedicated to every adorable animal in existence - you know, tigers, sharks, barracudas - oh LOOK at those adorable little fishy faces! 2. Must have an interactive ride through each animal enclosure, where you can get out and play with them! 3. Mitzy Van Shooten, fourth wife to the president of the Mars Concordant.
Wren Griffin-Harrigan
2017-12-28 13:08:11 +0000 UTC`1. A planet covered with the most inventive traps and lethal, surprising conditions a creative mind can develop, capable of effecting the dead as well as the living; incorporeal or otherwise. 2. Must include a posh, sound-proofed, resort manor where I may stay, free of any distractions or annoyances. 3. Arthur Zazz, CEO of a development/construction company known for ruthlessly building anywhere: especially on the sites of a few, notable Ancient Burial Grounds.
Sylvan Scott
2017-12-28 12:03:34 +0000 UTC1) The planet needs to be covered a full set of every super-villian hideout cliche. 2) it must be maneuverable and travel at a decent speed, so that I can spread terror across the galaxy. 3) Empress Endworld
Oltanya
2017-12-28 11:24:12 +0000 UTC1) An idyllic Rennaisance Faire-style recreation of turn-of-the-century Britain for enthusiasts to visit. 2) Cricket on the green. 3) Councillor Keneth Forgrave of Eschaton
James Gibson
2017-12-28 09:53:57 +0000 UTC1. The planet is to be a beautiful birthday present for my 7 year old cousin (the only heir before me in our fortunes succession) 2. Her favourite things are poisons and deadly animals that look cute. 3. The Countess (Countess Juno McAllister)
✨ Laura ✨
2017-12-28 09:52:41 +0000 UTC1. The planet is to be purpose-built for a plethora of reality holovision shows. 2. All of the landmarks are to have suggestive names. 3. Bern Markett, the 23rd Earl of Armyr-ka.
Felix Murley-Anderson
2017-12-28 09:21:00 +0000 UTC1. The planet is a word recycling plant. It takes old words that people don't use anymore and makes them into new words. 2. Every time a word is recycled the planets name changes to be that of the old word. 3.
I, ben, am very smelly
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