Grizzop Letter to Vesseek

The following letter was sent shortly after arrival in Cairo in Season 3

[Transcript]

V.

Sorry for not writing sooner things have been pretty busy. Prague was a lot and Eva 

had me chasing down a professor who turned out to be some sort of big scary 

necromancer. Met up with some good people though. Call themselves L.O.L.O.M.G. or 

at least they did. Anyway we worked together to take out Kafka (he was the 

necromancer) but it sounds like that was just one part of a larger plot and we got 

arrested by the Cult of Mars but that was fine because they were idiots.

Anyway I’m in Cairo now because we helped the University out with this guy 

called Newton who had a massive office that we almost got lost in. Prague 

always has some really weird stuff going on so it’s never boring.

One of the people I met - Hamid - is alright. We had to go to Aziza’s (his sister) 

funeral which was a bit strange because I don’t know him that well but he seems 

OK. Aside from being really really rich but apart from that he’s fine. He also lost 

another friend called Bertie who we worked with in Prague but he kinda seemed like 

a dick, so that’s life. He couldn’t protect the pack.

Sasha’s cool too. She might have been undead but I think she’s just got better which 

is great. She’s got a lot going on and I hope she gets to be happy at some point. I don’t 

know why but something tells me she deserves it. She’s pretty handy with knives 

anyway so she’s a good person to know.

Oh! In Cairo we met Azu. She’s massive and seems very kind. She’s with 

Aphrodite’s lot but I’m trying not to hold that against her. She seems like she’s 

good in a fight and we haven’t had to deal with too much of that love for all stuff. 

She still seems to know when threats need to be dealt with so I think I can work 

with her. I think we’ll be good friends. I think you’d like her.

Anyway I hope this money helps. Give my love to Esk, Plik, Izzo, Kriz, Frax, and 

Grat. Can’t wait to see you again. Keep our table at Die Ecke free and I’ll be there to 

share a drink soon.

G.