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Added 2021-12-25 17:01:02 +0000 UTCALERT - MULTIPLE PRIMATIVE 2D NARRATIVE-BASED ENTERTAINMENTS IDENTIFIED. ASSESSING CITIZEN-WORKFORCE PRODUCTIVITY-JOY COMPATIBILITY… UNDETERMINED - RECOMMEND AI-ASSISTED COMPLIANCE THREAT VETTING BY SUITABLE LINE MANAGER...
INCOMING MESSAGE DETECTED... ORIGIN: STANDARDS -
"Oh, just give it to Piltz... Tell her she needs a hobby... Because where's the lie?"
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Message above reads:
Alert - multiple primative 2D narrative-based entertainments identified.
Assessing Citizen-Workforce Productivity-Joy compatibility...
Undetermined
- Recommend AI-assisted compliance threat vetting by suitable line manager.
Incoming message detected... Origin: Standards -
"Oh, just give it to Piltz... Tell her she needs a hobby... Because where's the lie?"
Comments
YAY!!
spiderbeetlebee
2021-12-28 02:07:28 +0000 UTCOhoooo this is interesting!
Kath
2021-12-26 01:27:18 +0000 UTCThe holiday cheer we all needed.
Marie
2021-12-25 22:44:28 +0000 UTCThat line killed me like a three hundred foot drop off Nakatomi Plaza.
Mēs esam flinči, šī ir mūsu dziesma, mēs kādu laiku ceļosim laikā
2021-12-25 19:26:16 +0000 UTCMuch appreciated, thank you!!
Latitia
2021-12-25 18:22:18 +0000 UTCDone!
Rusty Quill
2021-12-25 18:21:04 +0000 UTC👀👀 "trailer 1" in the metadata... (I.M.O.G.E.N., when *haven't you* had a machine gun? 😁)
Cassidy
2021-12-25 17:18:53 +0000 UTCI.M.O.G.E.N. *deserves* a machine gun
sAZAndorable
2021-12-25 17:17:54 +0000 UTC"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho" XD
Alexandra DeCarlo
2021-12-25 17:10:55 +0000 UTCHey RQ, could you please put messages in all caps in lower case too? I can NOT parse this, it's one big block of letters that all melt together
Latitia
2021-12-25 17:06:29 +0000 UTCTHIS IS THE BEST GIFT
HoloXam
2021-12-25 17:05:29 +0000 UTC
