You Have Been Promoted to Kremlin Spokesperson!
Added 2022-09-25 20:22:59 +0000 UTC
A crisis is occurring! Things are not going to plan and we need a statement from the Kremlin's finest to control the narrative.
What will you tell the public?
Spin the wheel to find out and share your public relations plan in the comments.
“The United States wants a world war.”
That tracks.
William Karr
2022-09-26 03:50:01 +0000 UTC
It has been zero days.
Shervyn von Hoerl
2022-09-26 02:13:09 +0000 UTC
"Manipulate oil, gas, and coal markets" Because that has been working so very well, so far!
Dana Netherton (he or him)
2022-09-25 23:04:09 +0000 UTC
You have been threatened with nukes. Be warned. 🤣
WthinWthout
2022-09-25 22:36:26 +0000 UTC
"We have purged Ukraine of all Nazis. We have achieved a glorious victory. Special military operation complete." Then they can hope to keep Crimea but I doubt it.
2022-09-25 21:36:20 +0000 UTC
Upgrade the browser on my phone.....
2022-09-25 21:12:29 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣 “manipulate gas and oil prices”
2022-09-25 20:58:17 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣
2022-09-25 20:47:23 +0000 UTC
It has been zero days......... 😆
2022-09-25 20:47:00 +0000 UTC
If you laugh at our perfect plan converting alcoholics into top trained military in two days we will nuke you!
2022-09-25 20:31:10 +0000 UTC