Crappens Mailbag Week of May 23
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Love y'all! Slow day on labor and delivery. I just want Madison Hildebrand laughing at a joke told by Martyn Lawrence Bullard. Also, if Landon from SC and Julie from LOL were to discuss a start up elevator pitch, how would that sound?
Betsy MD
2016-05-24 23:53:35 +0000 UTCHi guys! I love you, I'm obsessed with you both. I wrote you a song, it's called 'I love you. I love you so fucking much.' Ok, here's my question; would you rather have Heidi from RHOD do your makeup for a week or have Whitney serenade you in public? I would almost choose the makeup because that scene with Whitney had such a weird dad embarrassment vibe that it totally paralyzed me in horror. P.S. Ronnie, more childhood stories PLEASE!!!\
Samantha Baiz
2016-05-24 18:28:42 +0000 UTCcan you guys just have a conversation between JD and Rey? Maybe JD can supply bourban to one of Rey's charity events. Maybe throw in some Tawmy (Tommy) from Shahs these are your three best new voices I love you guys!!! You bitch!
Lauren Grabowski
2016-05-24 18:01:09 +0000 UTCSmooches boys. Nothing beats smoking a fat joint and listening to you guys! Here goes. Bravo asks you guys to cast their new reality show, "Bravo Wives Swap." Pick 6 couples from all walks of Bravo to star. ( married, divorced, dating, baby mama couples included. Now swap the couples so that no 2 couples are direct swaps. (ie. so that no husband/wife are swapped directly with another husband/wife pair. Please act out a conversation between each new couple.
Bouncy
2016-05-24 15:34:13 +0000 UTCWhich season 1 Housewives cast do you think was the best? Personally, I'm having a hard time deciding between RHOBH and RHONY.
Michael Horn
2016-05-24 03:41:34 +0000 UTCI am a 3rd grade teacher and a bunch of my coworkers listen to you guys and we love you. We quote you often and even use some references while teaching. #knowledge Our school is in a small town in Illinois named Manhattan. What if the RHONY cast got sent to Manhattan, IL as one of their trips and had to teach 3rd grade for a day. How would that go? Thank you so much! You have no idea how many smiles you give us on a daily basis.
Alexa Pascarella
2016-05-24 03:16:20 +0000 UTCHello, my lovelies. Hope you both are doing well. So many questions but I guess I'll keep this one light: in honor of Heather Dubrow's World and Brandi Unfiltered, could you both pick one of the following and debate/describe how they would debate which housewives should get their own podcasts and what would be the theme? Ramona vs Shannon Beador.
Randy Guerrero
2016-05-24 02:43:42 +0000 UTCMy new hobby is to try and figure out the origin story of Bravolebrity relationships that seem doomed. I wonder what they were thinking when they first got together. Brandi form RHODallas and her Ginger Minge were HS sweethearts. She said she got with him to make someone jealous. He was probably so incredulous that this hot cheerleader wanted anything to do with him that he ignored the fact that they had nothing in common and he had no real respect for her until now. What Bravo couple do you have an origin story for (beyond hot one/rich one pairing)? If you can't think of any off the top of your head, what do you think the Juicy Joe-Teresa early dating days were like?
Lauren Greene
2016-05-23 22:34:46 +0000 UTCSo Rey looks like a guy who recently decided we should just be friends. While it made me sad about the whole, it eventually me feel better by showing me a fun-house version of him. Is there anyone on these shows that resembles someone from your personal life and has maybe given you some catharsis? Also In general any dating advice for the young, gay and out of their fucking mind?
Sami Suleiman
2016-05-23 21:21:38 +0000 UTCOCD is something that hides in plain sight on Housewives shows. Which housewife do you think is the most prone to rituals? Which housewife needs to control situations the most? Bethenny is disqualified as she is a neurotic mess. My thoughts are below as not to pollute your thinking. Shannon Beador is the most OCD when it comes to rituals with her vitamins and reliance on feng shui. Her house cannot have a single iota of radiation, hence no cell phones or wifi. Karen Huger needs control of the situation the most intensely of all the housewives. Her reaction when she couldn't get cherry blossoms for her party said it all. It has to go her way with no compromise.
Benjamin Cohen
2016-05-23 20:03:46 +0000 UTC
