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Crappens Mailbag for the IDES OF MARCH

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Crappens Mailbag for the IDES OF MARCH

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Pick a David - Beador or Foster?

Oliver Haskins

Let's talk dating! Everyone has a funny "worst date ever" story. Ronnie AND Ben, please tell us about your worst date ever!

Henrissa Bassey

Is loss of hearing the new cancer?

Lori

If u could go one any Real Houswives franchise for one day, what would u say and to whom--solely for the gif. For example, I'd say to Kenya: Shove that bull horn up your ass since that's where u talk from, you godless whore. Harsh? #IDidItForTheGif

Kathy Fischer

I was listening to one of your OC podcasts, you were discussing Viki's over reaction to Brook's cancer diagnosis. How do you feel about her performance and are you pissed Vicki took us for chumps. What do you think of fake illness storylines and do you think there should be punishment?

Jean Beaton Leavitt

Would your favorite househusband use scruff, grindr or craigslist? Idk how skanky you guys are but there's a difference. PS. To quote your Patti Stenger impression from a random episode I listened to "I'd suck the cocks right off you if I could."

Sami Suleiman

Crappens Mail Bag - One more question. If you could interview any groups for The People's Couch - Which would it be? I love that show.

Daffy1227

Crappens Mail Bag. - I just moved up from $2.00 dollars to 5 just so I could ask questions. I have 2 questions. I see so many places to eat on RHOBH. Name 5 places a person should eat/visit based on locations used by RHOBH or Shahs. 2nd If the Real Househusbands were created, which 5 men would be the main cast? I think Peter, Ken, Joe from Jersey who esle?

Daffy1227

Ben, Ronnie - Long time listener (since Matt W days) Love that Ronnie and I share an El Paso past (Chuys tacos forever!) and that Ben is just so stinkin' smart with his esoteric references. I'm an OB/Gyn physician. Pretend you are me (how. lucky. are. you?) and you have to see the following patients in your office for a gyno visit. How would the interaction go? RHOC: Vicky has a pesky rash after a night at Andale's. RHOBH: Rinna has a troublesome discharge. RHONY: Bethenny is having hot flashes. RHOM: Adriana comes in for a "standard!" pap smear. VPR: Brittany and Kristen come in for STD screening. SCharm: Kathryn is pregnant. AGAIN!THOMAS!

Betsy MD

If you had to show someone who had never watched any of the housewives shows one single episode (from any franchise) that encapsulates the essence of the series, which would it be and why? I would choose RHOBH's Dinner Party From Hell. Sorry if this is what you were going to choose :)

Jaq Bartholomew

I'm curious to know what you guys think will happen on next season of RHOC. I know they started filming about a month ago with everyone returning (except Lizzie), a new housewife named Kelly, and Jeana and Lynne making a few cameos. Who do you think will be the first to make amends with Vicki? What will Meghan's next quest for #justice be? Will Tamra's "return to Satan" party be the premiere or finale party? And how many negative thoughts per day will Shannon have?!? David...David...David...

Michael Horn

Dearest R&B- A pretty generic question but if you both won the lottery would you still do the podcast? Side note: I got my mom Christine addicted to your podcast and she's in love with both of you. We're in California a lot and she wants to take you out to lunch next time we're there. I told her you most likely weren't into random women from Boston taking them out to eat, however Christine thinks otherwise. I told her I would ask...she's actually pretty funny.

Lorraine Legault

What the fuck was tom Schwartz wearing at his engagement party? Is a long tunic/ candy necklace look a thing now?

Catherine

You don't have to read this on the podcast Ben, but I just had the weirdest dream you and I were attending an Erica Jayne concert in a backwoods church basement. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!

Catherine


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