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Crappens Mailbag 1/31!!

Time to fill the bag back up!  Leave your comments and questions in the comments section below!  We'll read them on the air!

Crappens Mailbag 1/31!!

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PS, in my work, I do some data management and every time I clear a data filter that I am using, I say "clear the "Flem" " in Ben's voice.

Sharon

The order of precedence in royalty is King/Queen, Prince/Princess Duke/Duchess, Marquess/Marchioness, Earl/Countess, Viscount/Vicountess, and then finally, Baron/Baroness. So when Julie's father in law dies and her hubby becomes the Earl of Sandwich, Julie will be a Countess and rank higher than Caroline Fleming. Can you give us a conversation between the Lads of Lunds after Juliet becomes a Countess?

Sharon

Dearest & Gorgeous Ronnie & Ben: I recently started listening to your podcast which is probably the most intelligent thing I’ve done in a long, long time. Ronnie’s impressions of Dorinda and Dorit make me almost piddle in my pants while I’m crying laughing. And Ben’s Ramona and Caroline Fleming impressions are priceless. I can’t put into words how much joy and happiness you two bring to my life! I was hoping you guys would do a recap of Luann’s wedding as if you were the commentators. Can you please include commentary from Rey (TRASH!), Dorinda (completely drunk), and Ramona (lots of “Okay” and “I’m Sorry!”)? Maybe end with a quick wrap up from Luann, Tom, and Sonja. Hey, ever notice how Luann says married like murried? And Sonja like Son-ya? I’m forever in debt to you if you can make this happen! Love and suffocating Hugs like from Eden, Stacey

Stacey Chalk

Which Bravolebrities would you like to see compete on Top Chef (either because they would be really good, really bad, or just funny)? How would Padma, Tom, and Gail react to their food? For example, I would pay to watch Padma ask Meghan King Edmonds, "Did you mean to burn this minute rice?"

Michael Horn

Love you boos. Thank you for making me laugh through my stitches. There are housewives who are naturally kray kray and who these shows are made for. But there are ones who have been reading the playbook and know all the recipes- Spring bitch flower soup with a hint of shit stirring spice. Who are your top contenders?

Lori

Not trying to overdue it with the mailbag questions-You can skip the other one if we're only allowed 1-But I have to ask, how would Giner respond to the explosive conversation between the big Cheeto in the White House and the Austrailian Prime Minister?

DelizaD

I love y'all's Rinna impersonation.❤️ Can you please do her talking about Harry Hamlin's meat? 🍗🍖

Mandy Boles

I don't think this has been asked yet but what one season wonder would you want to revive for a second go around? Personally I would love to see another season of Gallery Girls or Princesses Long Island.

Alison Jenik

I know we all get inspired in the kitchen when Top Chef comes back on, and this season has me considering my tv-food roots. Now that the food channel has pretty much gone to hell, it makes me yearn for the days of Great Chefs and Great Chefs Intl. I know you guys are both handy in the kitchen, and I'm wondering what your favorite OG cooking shows were that perhaps helped shape your home-cooking? Also who are your bets for this season? I'm hoping Shirley all the way.

Lauren Thorson

We have seen a lot of mom's on VPR- I don't think we've seen Kristin's mom- what do you think it would sound like if Kristin and James' mom were to meet?

DelizaD

Since Bethenny is being stalked by Jason Hoppy who has been systematically bullying her can you please give some insight as to a Ramona stakeout looking for Jason watching Bethenny?

Kenneth Curtis

Can you two please do a rendition where Tom & Katie in the law office is PK & Dorit? (Long time listener first time patron, Rachele pr. Rachel, who is DYING to have you come to Atlanta) xo

Rachele

I used to only watch the first 10 minutes of shows only when he had a housewife as a guest. Now it's just easier to read a recap. If someone dishes, I'll know about it in the morning.

Benjamin Cohen

It's time for "What does it sound like?" Juliette's voice. I hope you guys can work the bit. To me, Juliette sounds like a brat taking a squatting shit in a prarie dress with a cold.

Benjamin Cohen

Can Andy Cohen truly elevate his material if the only purpose of the show is to highlight Bravo's shows? Are we assuming that people watch the show because of Andy or because of the material? I would think anyone could do Watch What Happens, it doesn't have to be Andy. Discuss. (I don't see it getting recognition, it's basically a cable access show with a slightly bigger budget and a smaller studio.)

Alejandro M


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