CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Rey vs. Janet
Added 2016-10-05 02:20:03 +0000 UTCWho wins? Guacamole Rey with a sausage lasso? Or 50 transformer Janets?
Also, is this the stupidest photoshop you've ever seen?
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Janet, terrified that meat is flying at her face, goes full on Optimus Prime and destroys Ray before he can utter "Ibiza". Upon his destruction she says powerfully, in full robot voice, declares, "The only meat I need in my life is (high pitch robotic tone) CHICKEN." The End. Janet for the win.
Katie
2016-10-08 01:03:27 +0000 UTCI think Rey would lure Janet over with his Chicken Sausages. Once within range, he flattens into a blob of quacamole, shoots a spiderman-like sausage web lasso over Janet's 50 transformer vehicles, and they slowly sink, a slow, quicksand like death, screaming "CHICKEN" as they go under. Once absorbed, Rey returns to his more human-like state, and takes his suit to John to be dry cleaned.
Ashley Bryant
2016-10-06 17:23:51 +0000 UTCI think that if Janet can drag out the fight, Rey will turn brown and spoil. Rey wouldn't stand a chance if one of the Janets is an oil tanker and sprays him down. Or if the Janets become those snow removal trucks that shoot boiling water out to melt snow. Rey's lasso is useless, especially if he is drunk.
Benjamin Cohen
2016-10-06 13:26:47 +0000 UTCGuacamole Rey would be yelling "you're trash! You bitch!" and drunkenly swinging his sausage lasso in a circle. Janet would see the sausage and say "isn't that woooonderful! Are they CHICKEN?" But alas the drunk blob of guac would be no match for the 50 Janets buzzing around because even if he lassoed one, she could either transform or the other 49 would attack him.
Lauren Thorson
2016-10-05 17:01:04 +0000 UTC
