CRAPPENS SUPERFIGHT: Lala vs. Shannon
Added 2016-11-10 20:06:39 +0000 UTCWho wins? A baby-carrying Lala flying two feet off the ground? Or a paper Shannon Beador shooting lightning?
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The Quintanars
2016-11-17 05:19:00 +0000 UTCI think it is lala for the win. Shannon would give herself paper cuts and would have to go to Dr. Moon before she bleeds out. Shannon would try to yell about starting babies or floating but lala would throw a diaper at her and she would disintegrate into a puddle of weak mush... otherwise known as David.
Lori
2016-11-15 02:56:59 +0000 UTCI think Lala wins. Shannon begins by shooting lightning at Lala while they are at Shannon's house together. Lala flies over to Shannon saying, "Babe, why did you just shoot lighting at me? What did I ever do to you?" Shannon goes, "Excuse me, miss not-even-30-yet-year-old. First of all, now that I am made out of paper, I no longer pee when I run! So I can run after you, Missy! I start paper!!! And second of all, I heard that you are dating a married man. Is it ok to date a man who is married? Nope! Am I over David's affair yet? Yep! Am I mad at Lala because the married man she is dating might possibly be David? Yep!" David then comes home and says, "Hello, Lala dear." Shannon immediately believes that David is having an affair with Lala and has a complete melt down. *insert audio clip of Shannon freaking out from the 70s party here* Shannon then turns to Lala and goes, "It was YOU!" Lala responds, "Who?" "YOU!" "Who?" "YOU!" "Who?" Kelly Dodd then comes out of nowhere and goes "Shannon, you're a freaking CUT FITNESS is what you are! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that. That just came out of my mouth. You're great." And here lies Shannon Beador, killed by confusion and paper cuts.
Michael Horn
2016-11-12 00:01:10 +0000 UTCLala tries to raise money for child care by setting up a gofundme page and party for releasing her new cd ("From behind the Fern @ SUR" featuring DJ James Kennedy). She tries to call Shannon to invite her, but, Shannon keeps answering the phone with "who's this"? Thinking Shannon is elderly and forgetful Lala goes to her house to invite her in person. She floats by a ground floor window, sees David, and instinctually starts taking off her top. David isn't sure what's happening-is she breast feeeding or stripping? Suddenly, something resembling a large poster directly behind David bursts into flames. "Shannon! Dear! No Dear!" but its too late- Shannon misdirected the lightening bolt towwards herself and Lala wins!
DelizaD
2016-11-11 01:23:22 +0000 UTCI need Ben to read this one in Shannon's voice. K thx. David are you reading your gmail. Pay attention David. What's this? LaLa's Blob Blog? Why am I on there? David? David, this LaLa called me fat. I'm a paper sheet, David. Dr Moon sucked all the toxins out of my pulp! LaLa wins.
Benjamin Cohen
2016-11-10 20:31:42 +0000 UTC
