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CRAPPENS MAILBAG! 5-30-17

You know the drill!  I think?  Leave us questions and comments down below, and we'll answer them on the air.

Be as déclassé as you want, okaaaaaay????

CRAPPENS MAILBAG!  5-30-17

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Hi guys! First and foremost I have to tell you what started out as a funny podcast with the perfect Kristen impressions has now become a full blown obsession that leaves me refreshing my podcast on the reg anxiously awaiting the next episode of WWC! So here's my question, you guys are in Austin doing a live show (wink,wink) You step into the hotel elevator and who do you run into but Andy Cohen! who is in town for a SXSW panel, suddenly the elevator stops and you're told you'll be stuck for up to an hr. He agrees to answer 1 question each. What do you ask him?

Christine McAvoy

If you could be a Public Relations consultant for a housewife that is unfavorable with the public, who would you take on as a client. What would they have to do to in order to win over the public?

Benjamin Cohen

Hi guys! Being my first mailbag I just have to say that the joy you two (and Matt) when I first started listening really got me through one of my darkest times. You made me hysterical laugh for hours when I felt like I had nothing to be happy about. Most of my friends live in NY and these shows aren't the same without having someone to laugh with (or argue with). I remember recently Ben said their goal was for it to feel like you were watching on the couch with your friends and you three delivered big time, and continue to do so!.... Now with all that sappy stuff out of the way! I like when they do Housewives Theater on WWH - which two actors would you love to see re-create an iconic HW scene and which one? Like which great actors would play the infamous Last Dinner scene from NJ Season 1 or the Allison Dubois dinner party. We can get Patriciia Arquette to play her again!

Siobhan O'Brien

I still think of "hey lion... hey zebra" when I need a good laugh

Siobhan O'Brien

Hi guys! As I am sure you know NeNe Leakes is coming back and making 2 million per season. Apparently Bethenny is super mad because she wants to be the Queen of Bravo and the highest paid. Who do you think is the Queen of Bravo? What do you think about NeNe coming back and about her payday? Also do you think Kenya will show her marriage on the new season?

Jess Marie

I'm confused. In the season opener of Southern Charm didn't Shep move into a furnished beach rental where he hung his painting? So, gorsh, why is he looking for houses with Cameron?

Oliver Haskins

HAHAH!! That was a french/louisiana/cajun/wisconsin hodgepodge!

Watch What Crappens

I miss Peter and by Peter I mean "oh well you know Peter" could we hear some overdramatized beaten up taxi stories or whatever Peter stories there may be

Kenneth Curtis

I was thinking Southern Charm, as the intro but maybe that is too slow for a starter. Is Melbloure the answer or a classic like NYC? What are the stepping stones to VPR and should she start with this season of the shows or at the beginning? (Sorry for the lengthy question - I really want to get her hooked! ) Thanks boys!

Sue Vlaki

Hello guys! I am trying to get my friend Michele hooked on Bravo. My ultimate goal is to get her to watch Vanderpump Rules, but that is too intense to start with. What would you recommend as a gateway show and stepping stones to get to VPR?

Sue Vlaki

If Kate was on this Below Deck Med boat, how do you think she'd handle the crew, especially that whole Onion situation.

Alejandro M

Started watching Mommy Dead and Dearest because of your bonus episode. Can you please explain the dad's Scottish-Patois-Wisconsin accent?? And is that one you can master?

The Quintanars

Since OC is coming back soon, do you guys think that Kelly Dodd will pull a season 2 Camille this year (*cue Camille/Mauricio audio*)? Or will she be just as crazy as last season?

Michael Horn

Hey guys - not a mailbag question sorry, but not sure how else to contact you! I know you've mentioned a couple of times that you haven't had any responses for listener spotlights, so I just wanted to let you know that I upgraded to that level a few months ago & haven't heard anything from you, so there might be a problem. Thought you'd wanna know! Love ya xxx

Mads O'Connor

I'm not sure if you guys have ever done this and I'm forgetting, but which Bravolebrities would cast in remakes of Soapdish and Bullets Over Broadway?

Hava Weber

Looks like the White House Communications Director position is open. Which housewife do you think would be best for the position. I'm leaning towards Shannon Beador. . . Donald, Donald, Donald? DONALD?

Rebecca Schack

Hey Ronny and Ben! I was wondering what you thought would happen if Patricia had to read all the other bravo shows? Hugs Bob H.

Bob Houlihan

I'm bored. Can you please re-enact Ramona telling African animals to get a job?

Catherine


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