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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 3-6-17!!

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 3-6-17!!

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Ronnie's recent appearance with Lea Black had me thinking, what if there was a A Real Housekeeper show? (Lea's housekeeper is so memorable). Chef's can count too. Obviously Zoila makes it, but what other housekeeper would make for juicy castmates? Rocio? Tracey Bloom (Kim Zolciak's chef)? What drama would there be? Side note: Will you guys cover Flipping Out at all when it comes back?

Jess Marie

Which of these Real Housewives' vaginas wins the award for best storyline? Which do you think has caused the most real world havoc? 1. Jules' damaged "little pistachio" 2. Erika's "perfect little puss" 3. Joanna's "Muhammad told me her pussy smells" situation 4. Sonja's rejuvenated vagina (Remember Luanne on "snatch 5. Gretchen's nude photo scandal 6. Kenya's "rotten" vagina (according to Portia) 7. All the RHONY vaginas propositioned by Aviva's father

Jessica Reilly

We imagine you as red carpet reporters screaming out questions in miscellaneous accents, and producers of the original Talk Soup. Besides Ben's writing, what would take you away from Crappens? So we can selfishly sabotage it, mwuahahahaha (just kidding!)

The Quintanars

Is this the current mailbag? Anyway, Question: Bethenny, Caroline Fleming, Lydia and Porsha are playing Secret Hitler. Who is a facist? Who is a liberal? Impressions please! :)

Jess Marie

Question: Peggy Tanous from OC appeared on an episode of My Cat From Hell (her children were from hell and being jerks to the poor cat) with Jackson Galaxy. Please do an imitation of Lisa Vanderpump and all of her pets on an episode of My Cat (or Pets) from Hell. Thanks!

Jess Marie

Since Erika Jayne and Nick from the Bachelor are gonna be on Dancing with the Stars, can you imagine the conversation they would have after starting an onset affair; a Rose Pricks/Watch What Happens Cross Over.

Alejandro M

Hi Ben & Ronnie! What do you think would happen if Lauren from summer house had a conversation with Shannon Beador. David? Carl?

Stacey Chalk

Picture it! It's a new season of Big Brother... but all the contestants are Bravo-lebrities. Here's the cast! Who wins? Who goes first? Where are the alliances? Lala Kent Kenya Moore Kate Chastain Brandi Glanville Kandi Burruss Bethenny Frankel Danielle Staub Gretchen Rossi Kristen Doute Heather Dubrow Erica Jayne Melissa Gorga Michaele Salahi Yolanda Hadid

Jessica Reilly

Ha ha! Yes!!

DelizaD

LUANNE not Leanne

DelizaD

Given the glorious upcoming return of RHONY-I was hoping you guys might bring back a little Singing Patti Lupone/Leanne in a convo with Bethenney or Ramona (you pick) about the upcoming season.

DelizaD

True or false. Landon of southern charm is bravos very own Anne Veal of Arrested Development.

JoAnna Plaza

Hello Ronnie & Ben! My question isn't really Bravo related, but it was inspired while listening to your Top Chef recaps. I LOVE listening to you guys talk about food and cooking - Ben thank you, thank you, thank you for posting the article about seasoning a cast-iron skillet - you both have really inspired me to challenge myself in the kitchen. So my question is: what cookbooks would you recommend for those of us new to cooking? Any other advice to new "chefs"? Love you both!

Mick Resendez

I know you guys didn't like RH Potomac all that much, but could you give me a refresher on their voices and speculate what will happen this season. Also, Dr. Jackie just needs leave her husband, adopt a baby, and find some guy who will look after the baby during the day. If she had to pick from Bravo celebrities, who would that husband be. (Also, I called that she was unhappy in that marriage, bc she always compromises and let's him have the say. She can't have her own kids, she can't adopt kids, and now he expects her to just retire like old people with no kids rather than at least indulge in not having children and being a part of the Atlanta social scene. Live some boring as life in the suburbs, fuck that Jackie, get out!

Alejandro M

Hey guys. Let's speculate. What is keeping Erika Jayne up at night?

Mike Bowman

When either vaginal rejuvenation or liquid nitrogen are discussed on Bravo I become susceptible to shopping for items in the background. Last year, I took your advice and bought a Carol Radziville brass-orchid-mister . This year, while I am tempted by the zero gravity chair, I am thinking of buying those food-sized tweezers from Top Chef. Is this a wise choice or should I just use a fork to recreate Shirley's oddly named cuisine?

Oliver Haskins

First a statement. Every time I see a picture of LaLa, Cathy Dennis's "Touch Me (All Night Long)" plays in my head. She is a relic of 90s urban white girl glam. Now on to the question. Is Bravo suffering without Andy Cohen as an executive? It seems that without him as an executive vice president a lot of shows are greenlit that should never see the light of day. Manzo'd with Children stunk on ice and got renewed for 3 seasons. Long Island Princesses and Secrets and Wives were amazing but only got a season. RHOP and RHOD are lackluster. If it cost the public WWHL and Radio Andy, is it worth having him back in charge?

Benjamin Cohen

Hi guys, maybe I'm wrong (I don't live in the US so I don't see the ads) but it seems like there will be a bit of a Bravo lull coming up, with Top Chef done and Summer House and Married to Med ending...what are your plans to fill in the days until RHONY and Southern Charm start? If you're taking suggestions I'd love to hear segments on Bravo gossip and a return of Superfight. Thanks, and sending you love from Singapore (where chewing gum is illegal but downloading torrents is not πŸ˜‰)

Kelly Payfer

Shannon Beador just posted a video on her Instagram in the car with her daughter Sophie driving and I'm gonna need you guys to watch it.

Michael Horn


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