#561 RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too
Added 2017-10-13 00:53:13 +0000 UTCNo one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!!
Listen here: https://aca.st/a2c5c7
00:00:00 - Intro / RHONJ
01:11:26 - CLEAR THE FLEM WINNERS (time stamp may be a minute off depending on pre-roll ads)
Comments
Oh I am! I'm trying to get my hands on a blonde wig that's cheap so that I can do Ivana's French twist & bangs. My Aunt Jasmine is a dream! She was a nurse at Lenox Hill Hospital since 1977 until she just retired and brags about once treating Liz Taylor in the 80's. At her 50th bday dinner, I sat next to her after dessert and she went into her 'so I guess you didn't want to get married' thing. Then she told me that she ran into an old bf of hers recently and said (this is a quote, I promise), "You know, Rhoda, sometimes you just need to get fucked" again in cigarette voice.
R. Simone
2017-10-27 05:31:15 +0000 UTCThis woman sounds like she needs her own show. Get on that.
Watch What Crappens
2017-10-27 02:44:50 +0000 UTCI imagine Geraldine Parsons Smith as looking like a cross between my single, retired Aunt who (through Benson & Hedges cigarette voice), at every family gathering, tells me that I don't wear the right kind of bra and that I'm "flopping around" and Ivana Trump. My Aunt won't wear anything less than 18k gold and wears her sunglasses indoors & after dark because "Sofia Lauren said a lady always wears her sunglasses". She uses an LV cigarette case (who knew they made them) & claims that the Chinese food in her neighborhood isn't at all "grand" & calls synagogues "Jewish churches" & challah bread a "delicacy". She can't cook and I once caught her using dish soap to clean a pot roast before cooking it. She is a NY dream & my inspiration for a GPS costume for Halloween.
R. Simone
2017-10-16 03:36:12 +0000 UTC
