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Added 2017-07-14 02:11:41 +0000 UTCWe need new questions, new comments, new bananas! Leave them in the comments section below, and in return, we will send you the finest branzino in all the land!
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Yay! Just listening to the first installment of RHONY with some wine and listening to the Ramona montage ("I am who I am okayyy?!") and it struck me - is Ramona Angelica pickles from rugrats?! Always stating that she's a business woman and bossing people around??? Thanks for all your fun and inspiring my own absurd connections
Molly Paris
2017-08-18 01:25:19 +0000 UTCHello my chickens!!!! Which of the current real housewives would you guys want to join? Then, which of any past casts would you think you would fit in best? P.S. I was unfortunately unable to come to the NY show last minute. It would be great if you guys could come to Philly and make this poor, tired mother of two, masters student who works with drug addicts all day dreams come true. Because let's face it, the more live shows the better. Okaaay?
Hava Weber
2017-08-12 18:15:57 +0000 UTCHi Boys! I laughed so hard when last season you described Bobby of Below Deck Med as a park ranger in search of a park. That concise description PERFECTLY pigeonholed him for me. Can you help out with some one liners for the other BDM cast? I can't get a grip on Adam. Creepy perve or heartbroken teenager? Lauren always seems surprised she is on a ship. Is she an idiot or purposely flying below the drama?
Sue Vlaki
2017-08-04 20:41:29 +0000 UTC😂😂😂 Look for the NY episode where they go geo chacheing with boring Pop of Color Kristen in Montana ;) the boys go deep on Ramona in the recap...
Lola Del Rio
2017-08-03 00:35:22 +0000 UTCLove the voices that you do. You guys bring me so much happiness and joy. Here's my question/request. I love thinking about who in the Bravo universe (bravoverse?) would be the most unlikely pairings. For example, I would love a conversation between Craig (Southern Charm) and Carole (RHONY). They have nothing in common and I think they'd be hilarious. Who else would you like to see have a meet up IRL (or on TV)? PS I tell everyone I meet to subscribe to Crappens. The world would be a better place if everyone spent some time each day with you both!
Sharon
2017-07-24 23:55:29 +0000 UTCNJ is like 5 seconds from death at all times. Siggy was a good casting choice, but if all the seasons are going to revolve around loyalty to Teresa, it's toast. The show is best when you have an ensemble cast in factions taking sides. Each side needs to have its own merits.
Benjamin Cohen
2017-07-20 19:39:14 +0000 UTCWith Bravo premiering Auckland it has got me super missing the Melbourne Ladies. Can you guys give us a conversation between Gina, Gamble and Janet discussing the new Auckland Housewives. I am just hankering for some Melbourne impersonations. Thanks!
Jess Marie
2017-07-17 12:36:19 +0000 UTCI'm sooorry, but I just don't get it, okaaaay? Who the F is Geraldine Parsons Smith? She sounds like a real BI. Can you please explain if this is a real person, someone Ben and Ronnie made up, or a friend from Ramona's past? From which season and episode is she first referenced? And when explain it, have a little respect, okay? You'll understand after you've been married for 30 freaking years! ::Ugly botox fake cry::
Farrah
2017-07-17 07:48:28 +0000 UTCHello dahlings: of the four major housewives franchises: OC, ATL, NY, NJ - which one do you think will be the first to fold its musty bedazzled and bedraggled tent and no longer be a part of the bravo lineup.
Lori
2017-07-16 03:29:04 +0000 UTCNow that this season is ending would you consider moving any of the current New York house wives up or down on your list? Maybe move dorinda up a spot or two since she made it nice? Move anyone down?
JoAnna Plaza
2017-07-14 15:59:38 +0000 UTCWhich unmarried Bravolebrity would benefit from an arranged marriage? What would be the appropriate dowery? For instance what do you think GG could get on the open market?
Benjamin Cohen
2017-07-14 12:37:19 +0000 UTCSo I just started a new job, and my boss' name is Shannon. Which, of course, got me to thinking about what it would be like to have Shannon Beador as a boss. What type of boss do you guys think she would be like?
Michael Horn
2017-07-14 04:24:34 +0000 UTCPlease watch and breakdown that Real Housewives of Dallas Season 2 trailer. Trolleys beware!🖐🏻🚋
Alejandro M
2017-07-14 03:57:00 +0000 UTCHi guys. Luann has her opinion, but I want to know. Where does LOVE start?
Mike Bowman
2017-07-14 02:25:25 +0000 UTC
