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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 8-21-17

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 8-21-17

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So being in the hospital + Below Deck marathon... I think you know where this is going.. if the Below Deck crew worked at a hospital where would they be on the staff? Obviously Captain Lee would be chief of staff (goddammit). Feel free to use from other seasons!

Siobhan O'Brien

Let's pretend that Bravo asked you both to be guest editors for a Housewives show, but it's for a "filler" episode. Which franchise would you most want to edit an episode for? What would you want to focus on? Feel free to be completely selfish.

Benjamin Cohen

Hi Ben and Ronnie! Which OC housewife do you think would be most likely to be recruited by a cult? Which would start a cult? Which would accidentally join a cult and not know it? How about RHONY? Ramona for all three, right ?!

Sue Vlaki

Oh no! We noticed Ben wearing a medical bracelet at the Chicago show πŸ˜• What allergies or condition is it for? Feel free to answer "NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS" in LeeAnne voice.

The Quintanars

I have a theory that Bethanny is pivoting from Skinnygirl into another lifestyle brand name. Her charity is B-strong, her tagline was "If you want to mess with this B..", and her new flower line is called B-floral. If I am correct, get ready for a RHONY season brought to you by the letter B; like on Sesame Street. However, I can't help but wonder if Kiwi-Lifestyle-Guru Angela Stone might feel that Bethanny was creating a "cheater brand" on the back of "Being Real"? Assuming that Bethanny wouldn't just hang up on Angela, how do you think that talk would go?

Oliver Haskins

Picture it: It's Jax Taylor and Captain Lee on Watch What Happens Live! Jax Taylor tries to justify the breakup with Laura-Leigh to Captain Lee. Go!

Jessica Reilly

I am in 3 Fantasy Football leagues and I know Ben enjoys Fantasy Football as well. Can you do a mock draft with Bravolebrities? QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, Flex and Kicker. Thanksssssssssssss.

Jess Marie

Who would win in a fight Kelly Dodd or Leeanne Locken? Kelly has a vicious mouth but Leeanne shows no mercy on trolleys.

JoAnna Plaza

Can you please update us on how Ramona's Apple socks are doing? Please and thank you.

Hava Weber

Could you cast The Real Housewives of Encino with castoffs (or departures) from other franchises?

Jessica Reilly

Rey from RHONY refers to people with jobs as peasants while he's on permanent vacation, often in Europe. He definitely belongs on Below Deck Med as a wonderfully obnoxious charter guest. What awkward demands and preference sheet eye-rollers would he deliver to Hannah and the crew? TraaAaAAaSH . (P.S. See you in Chicago!)

The Quintanars

So proud of you both, Ben & Ronnie. Here's my question: 50 years from now, which Real Housewives franchise do you think will be considered the most iconic, and why?

Justinian

I'm tired of feuding housewives who refuse to film with one another. (Yes YOU shannon & vicki). I remember having to figure out how to work with shitty co-workers. Any chance Andy can work that clause into future contracts? & I'm convinced the Bravo people listen to you, so here's hoping they'll pass on this note. LOVE YOU guys so much and I'm so happy that the rest of the BRAVO universe is finally catching on to your awesomeness πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

Lola Del Rio

What season of a Bravo show would you like an "uncensored" special for? What behind-the-scenes questions would you like answered? Some examples I've thought of were RHOC season 10 (Cancer-gate), RHONY season 8 (Please don't let it be about Tom), and Vanderpump Rules season 2 (Jax/Kristen/Tom/etc.)

Michael Horn

Hey guys, I need some advice. There are maniacs at my office that whistle incessantly throughout the whole day. Which housewife / bravolebrity should I emulate in order to tell them to shut the fuck up?

Benjamin Cohen


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