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CRAPPENS MAILBAG!! 2-16-18!

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG!! 2-16-18!

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I love your impressions of our wonderful dumb bravolebrities, dahhhhhling. Ben, your carl cracks me up and i cannot unhear it when i watch the show. What are your top five favorites to do? And if the wirkus twins, scheena, sheree, and dorit were trapped on a sinking ship, would they break the sound barrier?

Lori

Since the NY Housewives almost died at sea, who would be your ideal RH cast, from any franchise, for a Gilligan’s Island reboot.

Alejandro M

Let's take bets in advance; which NY housewife is going to be in charge/take the blame for the Cartagena trip? I'm guessing either Ramona was kidnapped or Tinsley is researching her family's roots.

Oliver Haskins

With all the titanic and Kathy bates references and the almost sinking of the boat with ladies of Rhony can you put Ramona in as Rose, Mario as Cal, Quad as Rose’s mother, Lea Black as the unsinkable Molly Brown and DJ James Kennedy as Jack.

Kenneth Curtis

Which male bravolebrity makes the best use of HGH and anabolic steroids? Which one do you think has the worst roid belly, and why is it Joe Giudice?

Benjamin Cohen

Picture it! It’s Celebrity Apprentice circa 2012 and Marlo Hampton is competing. We know from RHOA that Marlo is rumored to have an affinity for older wealthy white men. We know from CBB that Trump was rumored to have affairs with female contestants. How do you think that affair would start?

Jessica Reilly

Say that you work a generic office job. Who in the Bravo world would you want to be your boss? Your coworker? The building’s janitor?

Alison King

Speaking of bread makers, any other miraculous appliances we should know about? I’m getting very into my air fryer. I have an instant pot but am still getting used to it. Do you think any of the housewives have a bread maker?

Alison King

My husband said I was too suggestible because I bought a bread maker. I stomped out of the room shouting “You can eat your Hello Fresh alone. I plopped on my Casper Mattress, reached for my Sheri’s Berries and spent the night reading articles off my Texture App. Do you think buying a bread maker after hearing good things about it is “suggestible”?

Daffy1227

Can you guys reenact your first meeting/conversation??? Xo

Rachele

Hey guys! So y'all have actually inspired me to start my own podcast about reality TV. I've recorded a few episodes talking with some of my friends about shows like Big Brother, Survivor, Housewives, etc. and its been really fun. What advice would you give to someone like me who's just starting out? Feel free to do it in the impression of your choosing. :)

Michael Horn

If the cast of VPR (or the show of your choosing) were cast as Sesame Street characters, who would they be? (You can expand this to muppets if you wish.)

Alison King

Inspired by your Chicago discussion a while back, who would you cast from VPR as Roxie, Velma, Billy, Mama Morton, Amos, Cell Block Tango girls, etc? And if you’re inspired, what would the Cell Block Tango girls say instead of “Pop...Six...Squish...Uh uh...Cicero...Lipshitz”?

Alison King

Ben and Ronnie— please do a scene with Padma shopping for dresses at Ross with Gail ! Please go heavy on the flowered dress references ! You guys are the best!

Felicia Hansen


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