#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
Added 2018-08-01 17:15:02 +0000 UTCMajor drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.
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R.I.P. Charlotte Rea
R. Simone
2018-08-19 22:44:34 +0000 UTC"So Sandy is on the bridge sitting on Joao's face..." Basically!!! LMAOOOOOO!!! Ronnie, you are a mess but I totally feel ya' there, you banana! 🍌 This woman was what, a merchant Marine or something to get this job! Sandy acts more like Mrs. Garrett than their boss & Captain! I mean, she sent Hannah to her room over a work related issue & then spoke about it in an open meeting. And y'all know that my anxiety is ruinous so I get how debilitating it is but, Hannah, don't tell your boss about your abandonment issues & what not with the co-worker that you're messing with! C'mon, millennial!!! Get it together! I miss Capt Lee & Kate's passive aggressive management style. Captain Lee speaks the language of my grumpy forefathers (literally) with his 'Goddammit!' & 'son ova bitch!' & 'bloody morons!'. It's soothing.
R. Simone
2018-08-01 20:11:08 +0000 UTCHere's my thoughts, in terms of the Conrad & Hannah thing: Conrad got chewed out by Mama Sandy over hanging out w Hannah then she, brilliantly, breast fed him back into comfort & submission. So he's Sandy's bitch now. So Conrad thinks, " Oy! I'm from Northern England so all of my statements end on a high inflection like Paul McCartney! Hannah is fucking up her career over our nonsense, 3 week love poppycock! Before my career gets shitfingered by her, I'm going to make up a stupid reason to dump her because I'm a huge pussy.". Cut to, "you owe me €50. Oy!", Hannah reacts w disgust like any sane 30yo woman would, and Conrad dumps her with some false altruistic, bullshit about greed.
R. Simone
2018-08-01 19:02:18 +0000 UTC
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