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#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm."  In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do:  DRAG HER ASS.  Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.

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#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER

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Thomas is disgusting. I love these shows but Bravo is really teetering with the edge of problematic. Between Thomas and Jaoawowowosowowowowow, IJS.

Chastity Davis

Guhrrrlllll- All I can say is Water buffalo!! This episode was AMAZEBALLS!

Raquel Gitch

MARCIA CROSS from 'Melrose Place' would DESTROY Ashley!

R. Simone

BRAV-FUCKIN-O, Gentleman! I loved this episode! I agreed with almost everything you guys said (Ben, your observation about Thomas transcending opossum & being an actual carcass, eating hyena was frighteningly accurate if you think about it) and you know I have a complicated relationship w the Southern Charmers. THANKYOU for the angry French jibberish; ''tis well appreciated & thankyou for acknowledging how Thomas throws that psychopathic 'power' rhetoric around & how frightening it is. Seriously, I was like 'damn. Is he going to come through the TV at me?'. He's the fucking Boogie Man when he drinks! One point, the first thing I thought when he FINALLY took a stand about Ashley staying at the house & yelling at Chelsea (who said it all when she said 'That's an evil bitch!') was that he was concerned about not getting vacation ass had Ashley left. Also, I think evil is giving Ashley to much credit. That's just a motivated bitch w an evil plan who knows how to work people. Can we NOT give her another season?

R. Simone

Friends, TRUST: Whitney is behind this whole shit! Last week, he was smiling at Ashley in the background when she was starting her shit, then he's AT the table calling Thomas over, CUT TO the boat scene....AND notice how cool Whitney & Ashley are! He's not evening producing...he's the on camera moderator, at this point! You peeped that correctly! Trust your gut, Ron Ron!!!

R. Simone

I canNOT believe that you made Trixie Monacle up! You two fuckers had me THIS close to Googling 'Trixie Monacle' like a dumbass!!!! LOLOLOLLL I wanted to ask but said to myself, 'Rhoda, don't be lazy. Google it.'....

R. Simone


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