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#934 SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix

Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here!  Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth?  Will Amanda and Kyle break up?  Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry?  But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo:  WHO LEAKED TO RADAR ONLINE?  It's the trial of the century, and Judge Dorinda Medley is holding court!  You'll never guess who's showing up to testify...

00:00:00 - RHOBH on trial

00:36:20 - Summer House recap

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#934 SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix

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When Lisa told Kyle SHE (Lisa) would believe HER (Kyle) it made me sad. Also when Kyle was all, "geez, Lisa just keeps denying she did anything" it made me crazy. Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't believe this stupid Lisa as Evil Mastermind of Dog Expose crap. I bet she was aware of at least parts of it. But I cannot agree that it was an elaborate scheme that she invested time and effort into concocting. Much less that LVP needed HIT ("hi I'm Teddi") to pull it off. Puh. LEASE.

Jfellina

Lest we forget, Kyle was a VDP Dogs that day and she was all “who’s dog is that? What’s going on?” And it was obvious to me she was acting. Then she tried her first plan which was “Lisa, you forgive Dorit but you would not forgive me” and storms out. But Lisa cried so she knew that was a no go and started plan b.

Suz Stephenson

Brilliant

Suz Stephenson

Ok. UNDISPUTED FACTS: Dorit adopted a dog from Lisa. She, then, returned it. Then Dorit adopts a second dog. She gives it away. The dog ends up in an animal shelter. They contact Vanderpets. Teddi texts with John Blizzard. In one text, she tells him to show her the dog in camera. Filming starts. Dorit shows a picture of PK w/ a fucked up nose. John Sessa brings out the dog and Teddi says "(Hi. I'm Teddi.) is this the dog?". This happens twice. Lisa VP says that she doesn't want to talk about it. Cut to, (the abandoned site of the Fyre Fest) in the Bahamas. Lisar Rinna tells Kyle & Teddi that Lisa is using Teddi to attack Dorit. Teddi behaves as if this is a revelation and becomes sad and angry. Teddi lies and says "(Hi. I'm Teddi.) I don't lie." Lisa VP goes home and Ken Vandertodd is there with the TEXTES from Blizzard & Teddi. Teddi comes clean a little bit in Erika Jayne's chapel. Teddi says that "(Hi. I'm Teddi.) I couldn't go through with it". about plans to shame Dorit abt this dog crap. This is a lie. Teddi DID "go through with it" by acknowledging that dog in Vanderpets on camera. This is another Teddi lie. FF to Dorit reading Radar Online & blaming Lisa for planting this story. PK is very calm & points out that it sounds like what Lisa would say. FF to after the gym. At lunch, it is assumed and solidified, with little resistance from Kyle, that Lisa VP did this. At Villa Rosa, LisaVP & Kyle fight. Here's where suspicions turn into a fact NOT with proof but by the voice of KYLE in her talking head or whatever when she says: "Lisa's in so deep with this blah, blah, bullshit, blabbity, blah". TEDDI threw this ball with bringing it up on camera & Kyle is dunking it by trying to solidify that narrative with commentary. Is Teddi savvy enough to come up with & control a plan like this? No. Will she PARTICIPATE in a plan like this without completely understanding it? ADMITTEDLY YES. So the tide shifts. Now KYLE is the victim because Ken was mean. And Lisa is delusional (just in case anyone believed her tears). And Teddi was used. So who benefits? Kyle. Just Kyle. Lisar Rinna wants to be liked by America way too much and is too ass kissy to really command anyone. So WHO has the juice (by juice I mean who is in business w/ Bravo deep enough to rouse production into cooperating)? Kyle. Just Kyle. This, friends, was a Coup D'Etat. Pure and simple. Call in Oliver F'in Stone or Michael Moore or whoever the fuck because THIS is some shady shit.

R. Simone

"..when my son, BAGGER VANCE..." LMMAAAOOOO!!!!! I'm BARELY 15 minutes into this recap & you guys have me DYING! The tech cracked me up!

R. Simone


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