HALLOWEEN HEADSHOT SALE!

OOPS I'm a couple days later than I said I would be (what else is new lol), but here it is! Some of you were around for this last year, but there's a lot of new folks here on my Patreon who I don't think have seen one of my headshot sales yet, so I'm excited to offer something a little different than the usual Dirtybird fare for y'all!

For anyone who hasn't gathered this about me already, I am actually a giant horror fanatic and love to draw CREATURES AND BEASTS of all kinds. And this is the time of year where I have an excuse to!

Last year’s sale was SO much fun, but also taught me a lesson about taking on too much work at once, so I’m trying a few new things this year in order to keep it manageable for me and you both!

IN ORDER TO GET IN ON THIS, PLEASE:

1. READ ALL THESE INSTRUCTIONS! It’s a pain, I know, but they’re there to make sure this all goes as smoothly as possible and give you the information you need ahead of time.
2. FILL OUT THIS FORM (preferably after you read the instructions!) with information about your monster, your chosen price ($30 is the minimum, but there are higher options for those who want more polished pieces), and contact info. Once you submit your form, I will send you a Paypal invoice for your monster art!
3. MAKE SURE TO SUBMIT YOUR FORM (AND PAY YOUR INVOICE)* before 11:59 PM EST on Saturday, October 30th, 2021. These add up VERY fast, AND I also have regular commission work on the docket that takes priority-- so it may be awhile before yours is finished (last year, completing all 30+ monster headshots took months!). But as long as it’s submitted before the cutoff, it will be added to the queue and completed!
4. ONE PER PERSON, PLEASE! These add up very quick and I want everyone to get their monsters in as timely a manner as possible. If the deadline rolls around and I feel like I’ve still got room for a few more critters, I will let folks know they can go in for seconds.
5. OPTIONAL: If you want some background noise/visuals during your spooky festivities, join me on Twitch for Halloween night (October 31st, starting at 5pm EST) to watch some of these (perhaps even... YOURS!***) get drawn! They’re all done on the same canvas and roughly in the order paid for, and it’s overall a chill time. There’s even music! We have fun.
6. VERY NOT-OPTIONAL: TERFs, nazis, bigots, etc etc. go away this sale is celebrating fictional monsters, not real ones.
7. Lastly, like the rules listed in the image above, this particular sale is only for MONSTERS! If you’re not sure whether or not the critter you want qualifies, feel free to message me and ask. (Pet portraits will be considered but only if you include a photo of them looking absolutely ghastly).

* Submissions made at the last minute on the 30th obviously might receive their invoice after the cutoff, so like, as long as you pay before I start working, it’s all good.

** Streaming is a special bonus that I do my best to juggle so that people can be there to see their monster drawn live-- but the longer the queue, the harder it is to guarantee that every single commissioner is present for theirs. If you want to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that you'll witness your monster emerging from the primordial fog, there is a special option on the form for you to check off that will make my life much easier!

THAT’S IT! Looking forward to (hopefully) a deluge of delightful beasts! (Don't worry, patron sketches will be completed before Halloween.)