The Secretary - Part 2

Chapter 3 - Boiled Eggs And Broccoli 

Brian woke up in a deep sweat, it was early in the morning and his house was quiet! He rubbed the back of his hand over his nose and sniffed in and out, clearing his nostrils, he could still smell the burning odor of Paisley’s gas. He turned to the left and checked, seeing his wife was sleeping soundly, then reached into his pants.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“Ugh” Brian woke up and hit his alarm clock. He sat up and rubbed his eyes, across the room he could see the door to the bathroom was open a crack and the shower was on. He slipped out of bed and walked to the bedroom door to head downstairs and make some coffee. As soon as he opened it he could hear the blaring screams of his two teenage daughters fighting over god knows what! 

“Every morning with this shit!” he said to himself while walking downstairs!

Brian leaned against the kitchen counter, resting and taking a deep breath, blowing on the cup before sipping the burning hot beverage! As soon as it hit his lips his cell phone buzzed, he jumped and spilled some hot coffee on the floor!

“Shit” he muttered, cleaning it up quick with paper towel before checking his phone.

It was a message from an unknown number.

Stop at starbucks on your way to work. I would like a grande frape cappuccino, extra cinnamon! A ham and cheese croissant, a chocolate croissant, and a dozen cake pops! Assorted!

-Paisley

Brian instantly began to feel nervous again, his chest was tight, his heart beat faster, and his dick was rock hard! He should fire this girl right away! He had to get rid of her! Sooner or later things would escalate, but she already had so much dirt on him! The only way would be if he came out to his wife, and friends about his fetishes….. He began to blush and put his coffee mug down so hard he almost broke it!

“Good Morning Darling” His wife said with a smile as she walked in, grabbing a mug and filling it with coffee!

“The girls are at it again!” He said before clearing his throat

“What else is new? Go get showered, i’ll start on breakfast!”

9:00am

Brian pulled into the office parking lot and looking over to his passenger seat. The order Paisley had given him came to almost $100, well $93 to be exact but it was still outrageous for breakfast for one woman. Brian was by no means poor but he wasn’t rich either, i mean they lived well but money doesn't grow on trees! If things kept up like this, Paisley would clean him out in no time!

He got out of the car and then hooked his briefcase over his wrist so he could carry all her food and drinks! It took him 10 minutes to get upstairs while balancing everything. He backed into the office using his ass to open the door, then turned to face the reception desk, it was empty, Paisley wasn’t in yet. 

“Pftt, Late, as usual” He muttered to himself

“What was that?” he heard Paisley’s voice from right behind him! Brian jumped and dropped the coffee on the floor!

“Shit! You scared the crap out of me!” Brian put the food down on the reception desk and then held his chest! Paisley was sitting in one of the clients waiting chairs as she read a magazine!

“What was that you said?” she asked with a pissed off look

“What?”

“Pfft, late as usual… I believe it was, right? Are you intentionally trying to piss me off! Do you not remember our little conversation earlier!”

“I do” Paisley cut him off and began speaking loud enough for David to hear from his office!

“Number 1, your late! Not me! Number 2, lose the attitude and then clean the coffee off the floor! Number three, go get me a new coffee… and try not to shit the bed this time! It’s not that hard Brian, it’s a coffee order!” she walked around him to her desk and began eating her croissant!

“What the fuck are you standing here for?? GO!” 

Brian rushed out!

As he got out of the elevator his phone buzzed, it was a text from Dave.

So when’s the honeymoon?

Brian got back 13 minutes later, luckily there was a starbucks close to the office and the line was very short. He walked in and put the drink on the reception desk. Paisley was staring at her phone  and texting while eating her second croissant, her face was covered in crumbs!

“Your welcome” Brian said with a hint of attitude!

Paisley too the coffee, taking a sip, completely ignoring his comment while she browsed some social media sites. Brian was about to walk away until Paisley cleared her throat very abruptly, clearly trying to get his attention. He turned back to face her and she looked him in the eye with a resting bitch face then down at the floor. Brian gazed down and she had one foot extended out, her high heels dangling from the freshly manicured toes!

“Kiss them” she said very naturally before continuing to eat and then beginning to text.

“Paisley… Dave is right there, he could come in at any moment!”

She didn’t respond, she laughed while looking at her phone and then ate some more!

“Paisley!?”

“WHAT?!” she snapped back!

“Shhh, i was saying … Dave could come in at any moment, i can’t kiss your feet here!” Brian said in a hushed tone

Paisley turned her computer screen towards Brian and then began texting again, the screen had an email set and ready to go! It had his wife and daughters emails, all his business associates in the CC and all his top clients. In the subject it said Brian’s kinky secret, and the file was a folder with 17 gigs inside of god knows what sort of incriminating stuff she had dug up! She lifted her manicured finger nail and began trailing it over the enter button, slowly pressing!

“NO!” Brian screamed a bit and jumped to his hands and knees. 

Paisley laughed and kicked off her high heel, letting it land by his face as she wiggled her toes back and forth!

Brian almost jumped back, how was this possible! Paisley was perfect, a goddess in every way shape and form! The moment her high heel hit the floor, an unbelievable musty and cheesy aroma wafted past his face! He grimaced as he stared at her perfect smooth skin, her long slender feet and perfectly painted nails! How could they stink so bad?!

“I’ve had Bromodosis my entire life!” She said while not even looking up from her phone! She kicked off her other heel!

“You can’t see anything! Because it’s bacterial, but my feet always stink! Even after i shower! It’s the worst after my workouts!”

“Please Paisley, i have so much work to do, and David could come any minute!” Brian whispered!

“Then you better get kissing quick!” she smiled and took another sip of her extra large coffee!

Brian looked back towards the hall and then dipped down, pressing his lips to the top of Paisley’s foot! It smelled so strong! He was about to move back when she suddenly lifted her foot and pressed her smooth pink sole to his face! Her sole was warm and soft but smelled like she had just ran a marathon! He choked and gagged loud as he moved back and shook his head!

“EVERYTHING OK?” David yelled from his office!

Paisley laughed and covered her mouth as she reached up and pinched Brian’s nose with her big and second toe.

“YEAA, JUST, CHOKED ON MY COFFEE” Brian yelled back.

Paisley pointed down to her feet with a dominant look on her face! Brian blushed and began kissing her toes! She leaned back in her expensive reception chair and spread her toes, allowing Brian to get his nose between them! He could see little clumps of dirt and sock lint! She must have not showered since yesterday! The deep smell of vinegar and sweat was all around him, it was crazy, he was almost on the verge of passing out!

Suddenly he heard the steps of David behind him coming around the corner! Brian didn’t have time to stand, he scampered quickly underneath Paisley’s desk, cramped up by her feet! She slid her chair in a tiny bit and smiled as she sipped her coffee!

“Oh… where’s Brian?” David asked as he looked back to Brian’s office seeing it was empty!

“Hmm, I don't know, he just went running out of here? He’s so strange, isn't he?” Paisley said in a cute manner!

“To be honest, I think he has a crush on you!” 

Paisley pushed her bare sole up to Brian’s face under her desk as she rested her other foot on his crotch heavily. Even though her feet stank like no other, the whole situation was turning him on. He started to get a rock hard erection and Paisley toyed with it squeezing his dick between her toes! She blushed and covered her mouth in surprise!

“Really? He does?” 

“Haha yea, if he does anything inappropriate, you just let me know” David said while leaning on her desk.

Brian almost gagged from Dave’s cheap flirting attempt, let alone the cheesy toes squeezing his nose and wiping over his face!

Dave walked back to his office. As soon as he did Brian crawled out and wiped off his nose multiple times with his sleeve! Paisley was covering her mouth and giggling!

“This isn't’t funny!” Brian said in a hushed but angry tone!

“It’s sorta funny!”

Brian stormed back to his office and closed the door! He had to stop himself from slamming it! He checked the clock and saw it was almost 10. His first client would be here soon! It was a packed day!

11:00am

Brian leaned back in his office chair as he listened to the client on the phone! They had been referred to his firm so it was pretty much in the bag!

“We can absolutely help you out with this, our general consultation fee is $300. We can book you in this upcoming week if you’d like!”

His office door opened and Paisley popped in.

“Hey Brian, where’s the bathroom?” she asked in a slightly urgent and rushed tone!

Brian pushed the phone to his chest muffling the receiver.

“Down the hall to the left!” he pointed and waited for her to leave before picking up the call again.

“Sorry about that, so we can take you this Wednesday morning sometime if your available”

About 20 minutes passed, Brian was nose deep in a massive stack of paperwork when his door opened again, Paisley was there but she just leaned in poking her head in the door.

“Hey Brian?” She asked in a sweet tone.

Brian had to hold back his groan, not wanting to upset his new blackmailer.

“Yes Paisley?”

“Uhmm, i think your office toilet is like, broken? It’s all stuck!” she said in a ditzy girls voice!

“Ok, i’ll go take a look in a second” Brian said before looking back down to the paperwork.

“Thanks! I'm gonna go out for lunch! Be back soon!” she left and closed his door before he could answer. 

Brian let out a groan and got up slowly. He opened his office door and began heading to the bathroom. As he moved down the hall he started to smell a thick heavy odor of shit. It was so heavy he could feel it in his eyes. He squinted as he reached the bathroom and slowly opened the door! It was a tiny small one person bathroom, just a single toilet and a sink with a mirror! As the door opened the smell almost knocked him off his feet! Brian moved back covering his nose with his suit jacket while choking and gagging! My god! What the fuck was this! He squinted and creeped into the bathroom, almost afraid to look into the bowl!

It was packed! He had never seen anything like it in his life! One single turd filled the bowl almost the width of a large loaf of french bread! It curled around the bowl and rested on a layer of liquid mush and blotted up toilet paper! There was no fucking way this would fit down the pipes! How the fuck did this thing come out of her! It wasn’t possible! Brian left the bathroom choking and gagging.

It took a few minutes until his head stopped spinning, the smell was wafting down into the reception room though, he had to clear this out quick! Brian moved into the small bathroom and closed the door. As soon as he did, he pulled up his dress shirt over his mouth and nose like a shield! He grabbed the plunger and mashed it into the toilet! It made a sick squelching noise like pushing a large stick into a deep puddle of mudd! He grimaced and began swishing the plunger around, breaking up the massive turd as he held back the urge to puke!

He reached forward and flushed the toilet, praying it would go down! The whole toilet shook as it backed up and filled to the brim with dark brown water, it was filled with clumps of shit and toilet paper! Brian slowly pushed the plunger back in! He jumped back as it overflowed and splashed feces and water onto his shoes and dress pants!

“Shit! He muttered to himself!

He began pumping the toilet, pushing hard and listening as the shit and paper was forced down the old buildings pipes! He kept pumping until it made a suction noise. He pulled up the plunger and all the brown and mess began swirling in a tornado as it sucked down the pipe! He set the plunger down and began washing his hands. He couldn’t help but notice his dick, it was rock hard. He knew he was turned on by farts, but not shit? This was gross, but… maybe it was the idea? Of someone like Paisley doing something so gross? He stopped thinking about it and whipped out his dick, jerking it over the toilet. He hadn’t been this hard in YEARS not since his teenage years! He moaned and then cupped his own mouth as he sniffed little bits at a time, taking in the smell of Paisleys shit fumes! He came in less than a minute, spraying cum over the toilet seat! He cleaned up quick and opened the bathroom door to head back to his office.

He almost jumped out of his skin when he opened the door. Paisley was standing right there facing him!

“I..i … I thought you were going out for lunch!?” Brian asked while his heart beat like crazy!

“I was! But i forgot my phone! Ooh there it is!” she pushed by him and grabbed a cellphone that was stuck under the sink!

“Oops, and I left it recording too! I'm sure there’s nothing interesting though right? Anyways! See you after lunch!”

Brian watched her go, her ass jiggling back and forth in her tight business slacks! She was going to ruin his entire life! Dave walked by with a bunch of faxes in his hand then fanned his nose!

“Geez, light a match Brian, we have a young lady working here now!”

1:00pm

Brian smiled and shook the couples hands as he walked them out of their office. Paisley had their coats and belongings ready for them as they were leaving. Despite all the blackmail and terrible smells she was actually a half decent receptionist. Brian went back to his desk and opened his email, looking through inbox and making sure he didn’t have any new inquiries. 

Knock Knock

“Come in” Brian called out, expecting it to be Dave

The door opened and Paisley walked in!

“Hey Brian, could I use your computer quickly? I need to check my email and the one outside is rebooting!” she pouted a little bit and began walking towards the desk before he could even answer.

“Uhmm, sure i guess!” Brian said while rolling away from his desk a bit in his chair. He was about to get up when Paisley spun around and bent over, plopping her massive ass down right into his lap! The chair wheeled back as he grabbed the wall to stop them from tipping over.

Brian was blushing beyond belief as he leaned back, trying to keep her hair out of his face!

“This will just be a second” she said while grinding her hips back and forth on top of his dick!

Brian had to hold back a moan, her cheeks were so soft and warm. As she sat the fat pressed down and spread out over his dick as it pressed into her crack! She leaned forward towards the screen, resting her arms on the desk and pushing her ass out even more! Her slightly chubby ass crack was poking from her pants line!

“Ugh, I can never remember my password, does that happen to you? Like it’s always saved, so I can never remember them? Right?” she asked as Brian struggled to respond, his mouth wasn’t even working he was so nervous!

BRRRRFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTBFBRRRRTRBFBBRBRBRBBFBRBRBR

A roaring fart blew from between Paisley’s cheeks! Because they were so sweaty and pressed together so tight, it came out in an extremely loud, vibrating blasting fog horn of a noise! Brian was shocked! His legs and crotch felt like they had been put into a furnace, it was so hot! The smell quickly hit him and he wanted to die! Deep rotten boiled eggs and the worst broccoli farts you could possibly imagine! He began gagging and retching as Paisley wiggled her ass on his legs!

“It’s not that bad! Everyone farts you know!” she said in a teasing voice before letting out another tiny poot!

BRRRRT

She laughed and grinded her ass onto his dick!

“Ooooh, someones excited! Don’t try telling me you hate it!”

“Hmmmm what the hell is my password?” she began typing in a few more combinations to no avail

BFFRRRRTTBFRRRTTTTTTTTT

“Ugh… my stomach is killing me!” she groaned as another deep eggy fart left her fat cheeks! The smell was so rotten, his office was quickly becoming a sauna of her gas as he choked! He was actually getting light headed from this gorgeous girls gas! 

“Oo got it!” she said as she logged in and began formatting an email. Brian was too distracted by her ass to even look at the screen. He kept sniffing in and out, his nose burning with the smell of her feces and anal fumes, but it was making him so horny!

“Hey! You! Look!” she leaned to the side to let him see the email she made up! It was again ready to send to his wife, daughters and all his business contacts.

Brian the Plumber jerks off to the smell of my shit!

Hey! This is a video of Brian, pleasuring himself after unclogging the toilet from one of my morning coffee dumps! Isn’t he gross?

It had an avi. Video file attached.

Brian read it and wanted to cry

“Why are you doing this?” he asked while holding back tears from stress

“Because I can” she said while standing up and pointing her huge ass directly at his face! It looked like her pants were about to explode wide open from the seam! She bent over a bit more pushing out her ass towards Brian’s face, he could feel the warmth and smell the leftover gas!

“Plunge your nose in! You know you want to!” she said in a devious tone!

Brian was sweating! He looked around her ass and through the door that the waiting room was empty! Looking back, he saw the face of his wife before shaking her from his mind! He thrust his face forward, pressing it to the tight material of her ass crack! It stunk like a fresh shit! He sniffed deep and moaned as she relaxed and blasted his face!

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

The gas hit him like a ton of bricks! The eggy rotten smell shot up his nose and right into his lungs, it felt like pins and needles! He collapsed back in his chair coughing and choking as the smell clouded around him like poison gas! Paisley laughed and shook her big ass back and forth, even in the tight business slacks it jiggled

She reached back as Brian gagged and shoved him down onto the floor with his head on the seat of his office chair! Before he could even react to her movements, she slammed down, smothering his face underneath her giant ass! Brian moaned! He was in heaven! It was like two massive pillows smothering his face! He had masturbated to her videos so many times! And now she was on his face! In his office!

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

Another fart blasted Brian’s nose, it was like being hit by a truck of gas! He choked as all the air left his body, his lungs shriveled and closed up as he struggled to breathe in! The smell, it was ungodly, his eyes watered and dripped with tears as he choked and heaved in her ass crack!

“Aweee, it’s not that bad! I haven't even taken off my pants! You know men usually pay for this sort of thing!” she said while lifting and quickly pulling down her slacks!

Her cheeks were so big and round! Perfectly tanned and just a bit pale! They wobbled like jello as she laughed and slammed down hard! Brian’s nose went straight into her ass crack, IT WAS SO WET AND SWEATY! Brian began bucking and trying to get free as she laughed and smother his nose with her wet sweaty anus!

“You know! If we’re gonna work together, you’ll have to get used to my bodily scents!”

BRRRFFTRBRFRRRRTTTTTTTTT

Brian’s life flashed before his eyes as the gas traveled straight into his nose unfiltered by any fabric! He felt the vibrations as her wrinkled sweaty anus spread and released the torrent of fumes! She filled his lungs with gas as he choked into her fat cheeks! It felt like the gas was inside of his head, he could feel the burn on the back of his eyes!

HAHAHAHA

Paisley laughed on top of him, her anus opened and closed, practically sucking on his nose like a lollipop!

“You sound so cute when your sick with pleasure!”

The door to his office opened and Paisley sat up straight, a bit surprised by the sudden intrusion! Brian heard the door open and instantly blushed as red as a tomato under her fat bum! He held his breath, praying who ever it was wouldn’t see him!

“Whew, this office stinks, why are you working here Paisley, Brian has been gassing this place out all day!” David joked as Paisley laughed!

“I actually can’t smell anything!” she wiggled back and forth jiggling her ass on Brian’s face!

Dave dropped some papers on the desk.

“Where’s Brian, I need to talk to him about our meeting tonight! Go over strategies.”

“Hmmm I'm not sure” Paisley said with a smile

“He slipped out a while ago, but i'm sure he has his nose buried in some very important material!”

Brrrrfttt

A small squeaky fart left her anus as she clenched it tightly on Brian’s nose! He winced and had to hold back a gag as the burning hot eggy gas absorbed into his bloodstream from his lungs!

“What was that?” Dave asked?

Paisley shrugged her shoulders.

Brian was counting the seconds, he could hear David slowly leaving as Paisley’s greasy sweaty anus began quivering on the tip of his nose! It clenched closed as she pressed down tight onto his face, trying to use his nose as a cork!

Please! For the love of god! Just hold it Paisley! Brian said to himself.

Just as David reached the door..

BFFRRRRBFTTRRBFRRRBTTFRBRFFRRTTT SPRRTTT

Paisley released the longest and most foul fart yet! It sprayed into Brian’s nose like he was inhaling fumes from the tailpipe of a car! He felt his lungs deflate as his body began to shut down from the amount of methane he was taking in! David looked back with his jaw dropped as Paisley smiled and laughed! Giggling and fanning her nose throughout the excruciating fart!

It ended with a wet splatter that painted Brian’s nose in wet feces! He shuddered and began to gag as he felt the wet liquid seeping down his face and inside his nostrils! Paisley pushed down hard, smothering him under her fat sweaty cheeks and muffling his voice!

Dave, coming to the realization that all the farts and stink throughout the day had come from Paisley. He was shell shocked and speechless!

“When I see Brian, i’ll tell him you were looking for him! K?” Paisley said in a cute tone as she fanned her nose!

“Whew that stinks!” she said while laughing!

Dave backed out and quickly walked back to his office without a word!

Paisley slowly got to her feet, her massive ass jiggling above Brian’s pale and shit stained face!

“Whew, my legs are numb!” she laughed!

“Oh, by the way, David came by! And he dropped off some papers for you!” Paisley grabbed the documents and dropped them onto his shocked face then pulled up her pants!

“From now on your office is my fart closet! Do you know what that makes you?” she said with a smile!

Brian couldn’t even respond!

“THE JANITOR” she laughed and left, closing the door behind her...