The Price Of An A+

Introduction

An old Irishman with a bagpipe stood in the graveyard on an early sunday morning, playing loudly as multiple people dressed in black stood around crying. It was a cool morning, there was dew on the grass and a light mist in the air. The funeral was for a young college student named Adam Murphy, he had been found dead in a pool and it rocked the small college town community. Tons of students from the school had come out to pay their respects even though they didn’t know the classmate. 

The coffin was sealed in a thick layer of clear plastic with bio hazard tape sealing it up. Even with all that the smell still seeped out and threatened to knock out the guests in the front row, mostly close family of the young man. 

“Adam was such a nice young man! He volunteered at the local pet shelter! He was a big brother for 3 different young kids without fathers. And he always did his best to make everyone around him happy! He could never say no! I just wish…. I… I just…. “His mother began to cry and ran away from the podium in tears, sobbing dramatically.

Adam’s father walked to the podium after comforting his wife.

“And now, one of Adam’s friends from school… Jessica, would like to say a few words”

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Two Days Earlier

Adam was fighting to keep his eyes open in his class lecture hall. It didn’t help that the lights were dimmed for the projection screen, or that his laptop in front of him was so warm! He hadn’t gotten any sleep the night before and his head kept dipping down. 

“To understand the difference between a statistic and a parameter” the professor droned on as he slowly dropped onto his laptop and drifted to sleep.

As his head began to put pressure on the keys, he hit the windows button and his last viewed video file began to play at full volume

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A blasting loud wet fart rang out from his computer at full volume! Adam jumped up as all 300 students began looking towards the noise! Adam began frantically clicking over his laptop as it froze up, but the sound continued!

“YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT EATING SLUT!  PFFFFFFRRTTT BRRRRTFRRTT  OOH YEA  SNIFF THAT ONE UP MMM MMMM MMM! I HAD A TON OF PIZZA EARLIER YOU LITTLE TOILET BITCH”

Adam slammed his laptop closed as all the students began to laugh and chuckle. Some were quick enough to grab out their phones and videotape! Even though he closed the laptop, it hadn’t shut down, the sound was still playing!

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“SNIFF! THAT! FUCKING! FART! MMMMMMMM YOU FUCKING LOVE THAT DON’T YOU!”

Adam got up and smashed the laptop on the floor! It crashed with an echoing bang as it shattered into multiple pieces. Some of the students were laughing so hard that they were kneeling over in the aisle holding their stomachs! Adam had never been so humiliated in his life! He had such a low social status but now it would be non existent! The professor tried to calm down the room but people kept laughing!

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A girl behind him with long blonde hair made a farting sound with her mouth as her entire group of friends began laughing! He had to fight the urge not to cry as he grabbed his back and sprinted from the classroom leaving the broken laptop on the floor.

He burst out the lecture hall doors and ran straight into two beautiful freshman students! He banged into them and almost fell over!

“WATCH IT ASSHOLE!” one of the girls yelled as he backed up, still holding back tears

“Im so sorry” he said while turning around and sprinting down the hallway.

Adam ran straight to the bathroom, it was empty, he threw himself against the wall and began pounding the bricks with his fist! How could he be so stupid! WHY WAS HE ALWAYS MAKING SUCH STUPID MISTAKES! He punched the wall again and felt his knuckle crack a little as he sunk to the floor and wept!

He got to his feet, he decided he was going to skip school today, MAYBE FOREVER. This was truly the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to him! Right when he opened the bathroom door to leave, doors to multiple classrooms opened and students began pouring into the halls heading to their next lectures, or home for the day! Adam was going to hide, but decided to just duck down and make a run for it through the crowd. Hopefully no one from his class would see him.

He walked slowly, making sure not to draw any attention to himself and it worked for the most part. No one was looking at him in the crowded hall, it was like he was a ghost… he kept walking when suddenly.

“HEY LOOK IT’S FART BOY” he heard a deep male voice yell as a bunch of people began to laugh! Adam began to run, pushing multiple people out of the way as he turned the corner, he kept running pushing through people and trying to get as far away as possible. He turned another corner and then BAM!

Adam collided with someone and fell over holding his head. 

“Ow!! What the fuck!” Jessica said in pain as she looked down at who collided with her! As soon as she saw Adam her expression changed from anger to excitement!

“OH HEY! … uhmm… ADAM.. right?” she asked, still holding her head from the collision

Adam was floored, literally and mentally, she was the most popular girl at his college! She was a 5 foot 5 blonde bombshell! Every girl wanted to be her and every guy wanted to be with her! She was wearing a pair of skin tight jeans that hugged her tones and thick thighs like they were painted on! Her tanned belly was showing just below a small grey tank top. She had beautiful blue eyes but they were hidden by her aviators! Her family was extremely rich and donated a ton of money to the school so she never went to any classes! How… and why? Did she know my name? He thought to himself!

“Uhm.. yea...im sorry, I didn't see you!”

“Why are you wearing your glasses inside anyways!” one of Jessica’s girlfriends commented!

“Because i'm rich! And my future's so bright!” she laughed! “I can do whatever I want!”

“Hey Adam, your in Bio302 right? My partner just dropped out for the project due monday! I can finish it on my own but I need some help with an experiment im running tomorrow! Would you mind coming over?” She asked, still standing above Adam and looking down at him on the floor.

“To...your house?” Adam asked as all the girls began to laugh

“Yes… to my house” she mocked him in a stupid voice!

“Say.. 12 noon? Could you do that for me?” she asked while leaning over and looking right down at him, he could smell her perfume and was practically in a trance.

“Ummm… yeah.. Sure.. I mean yes.. I would be honored to…” before he could finish the girls all began to walk away past him following Jessica. One of them stepped right on his hand with her high heel in the center of his palm and he screamed in pain but none of them even looked back.

By the time he had gotten home, he had all but forgotten about the day’s humiliation. All he could think about was spending the day alone with Jessica! He canceled all his appointments tomorrow and freed up his day so he could focus on her! Before bed, he pulled up her instagram and looked through her pictures! There were some professional ones taken of her by real photographers, but then he found what he was looking for! It was a half candid photo of her smiling towards the camera at one of her friends pool parties! She had a black bikini on that hugged her curves accentuating her ass and tiny belly! She was perfect! A literal Goddess in every fashion. He was so caught up in his anticipation that he didn’t see the horrible events about to come

The Next Day  11:45am

Adam arrived at Jessica’s house fifteen minutes early, her place was massive, it was a four story mansion, and there were over 40 cars parked out front through her long driveway and down the street. He brought a small box of chocolates on the way, he wanted to bring flowers but thought that was cheesy, but now he just felt stupid standing there! As he was waiting at the door a car pulled up and a girl from his school named Brianna got out! She had long blackish brown hair and was wearing a one piece blue and white bikini! She looked gorgeous and she smiled at him as she walked around the side of the house to the backyard. He had always had a crush on her, but she was known for being notoriously bitchy!

The door flew open and Jessica was there in a bikini!

“ADAM, you came!!!!” She said loudly and then leaned in to hug him! He blushed feeling her plump breasts pressed against his chest!

“OH are those for meeee?” she said while grabbing the chocolates

“Oh uhmm, yea” Adam barely replied

“Didn’t you know im lactose intolerant? Oh well! Come on, come on! It’s a good thing your early!” she lead him into the house and into the living room.

Adam followed behind her, watching her big bum jiggle as it ate up the tiny bikini bottoms! She spun around and sat at the table where there were a few papers. 

“So anyways! Let’s get to business! Me and my partner John, we were studying the effects pheromones can have on male arousal! Were finished all the paperwork, all we need is the live sample results, so that’s what your gonna be helping with today.”

Adam was a bit confused

“What did you need me to do?” he asked

“Well first, just sign here… and here… that way we can give you credit for the class and the project” she smiled and showed him where to sign which he did blindly without reading!

“Perfect! And now this…. “She handed him a very thick and sturdy rubber gas mask with a huge hose attached to the front!

Adam stared at it

“You want me to wear this?” he asked

“Well it’s not for you to keep but yea! Just for now, slip it on!”

Adam slid the gas mask over his head, it was heavy and very thick, the rubber must be an inch wide. Jessica walked behind him and zipped it up. It was so tight against his skull. He began to get claustrophobic as she wrapped a leather belt around his neck, tightening it and making it airtight, he could just breath and it was very difficult. Finally Jessica took a metal combination lock and clipped it on, making sure the mask couldn't be unzipped, but Adam didn’t know this.

“Perfect! Now follow me!” she grabbed the long hose attached to the gas mask in front of him and began leading him through her house. He could barely see anything. For a moment he thought he saw two classmates of his sitting on the couch in bikinis but he wasn’t sure through the gas mask visor.

Jessica lead him outside into her backyard. As soon as the door opened he was hit by a wave of heat from the sun, and pounding pop music. He could hear multiple female voices. He walked forward and squinted through the mask, looking around...SHE WAS HAVING A POOL PARTY. He gazed back and forth… it looked like every beautiful and popular girl from his college was there! He lost count, there had to be over 70 girls! He knew some by name, Sasha, Carly, Michelle, Anastasia, Talia, Marlee, Erin, Kylie, and so many more. None of these girls knew who he was but he knew all of them. He almost fell over as Jessica yanked the hose to the gas mask pulling him to the side of the pool! Girls were watching him as the suntanned, ate, drank and swam. 

He felt Jessica and another girl wrapping something cold and heavy around his ankles, he looked down and saw metal chains. Before he could react! Jessica pushed him over! All the girls cheered as he fell backwards into the deep end of the water! He used his arms to pull himself to the surface, but a moment later he was ripped down to the pool floor like there was a rock attached to his feet. He looked down, and that was exactly what it was! The chain was attached to a huge garden rock that the girls had pushed into the pool! Adam began to pull on the chain and tried to lift the rock but it was way too heavy! The only thing he was thankful for was the gas mask, at least he could breath!

Adam was horribly claustrophobic and he was beginning to freak out. His heart started to beat rapidly as he started to hyperventilate, inhaling and exhaling very quick! What was Jessica doing! Why was she doing this to him!

Jessica laughed on the surface as she held the end of the hose attached to the gas mask. She walked over to the home made sun-chair that had been designed curtsy of Samir, a geeky Indian kid from college who was obsessed with Samantha. She told him to build her a chair that had an imprint of a butt so you could sit and have your cheeks spread! She also requested a hole and nozzle at the bottom right under the asshole where a host could be attached! He was head over heels in love with her so designed and built it in less than a day! It looked beautiful too!

Jessica screwed the hose from the gas mask onto the chair and smiled! It was a perfect fit! And so tight! Nothing would leak out! A bunch of girls began screaming in excitement as another huge group of girls arrived, walking around the side of the house in skimpy bikinis and with towels in hand!

“Hey Jess, you sure this is a good idea? What if he dies?” one of her friends, Ashley, a thick blonde in a tiny bikini asked her.

“What if?” she replied with a smile

“EVERYONE, THE GAS CHAIR IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!” Jessica announced as all the girls cheered!

Adam had heard every word through the long hose! He struggled under the water and pulled on the rock until he heard the word gas…. He stopped and floated there… were they going to fart into the tube? He started to get hard just thinking of the idea… maybe this wouldn’t be as bad as he thought...he looked up through the water, trying to see, but through the surface of the water is was just a blur of colors.

Jessica smiled and  stuck her finger between her sweaty ass cheeks. She grimaced at the feeling of her sticky hole before pulling her thong bikini out of her ass. She bent over and sat down on the chair, adjusting so the opening was right under her asshole. The chair was shaped perfectly. She grunted a little but didn’t need to force it, she had been holding in her gas all morning.

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A long fart blasted out of her asshole and she swears she felt a bit of liquid spray out too! She had the chef cook her an asparagus and cauliflower omelette with extra cheese in the morning and she just so happened “forgot” to take her lactose pills! She stood up and smiled letting her thong bikini snap back between her perfect ass cheeks!

Adam suddenly was hit by one of the most foul farts he could ever imagine! It reeked like rotten asparagus and over cooked cheese! He began to choke and gag, inhaling harder and only worsening the torture! He had sniffed many farts but being subjected to them like this was a whole new level of torture! He began bucking under water and choking on the fumes! If he threw up in this mask he would die for sure! As he was pulling on the chain, trying to free himself he heard another blast of gas shoot down the tube

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Three wet blasts rang out as he was hit y a horrible rotten smell. It was heavy and meaty, like rotten burgers! He choked and gagged and could hear girls laughing on the surface! Every breath was like inhaling from the tailpipe of a running car! He choked in and out, blowing hard and trying to get fresh air from the open end of the tube!

A very cute brunette who didn’t attend their college walked over to the chair and sat down. She was short with long straight brown hair and huge tits that barely fit in her bikini top!

“Whos that?” Jessica asked he friend

“Oh i think it’s one of Sasha’s stripper friends”

The brunette smiled and stood up, untying her bikini bottoms and letting them drop to the wooden deck before plopping back down. She wiggled back and forth making sure her asshole was tight on the opening. She leaned down and could see the guy under the water… she smiled… this was for all the douche-bags who had grabbed her ass at the club. She grunted and released a long wet fart that splattered into the tube! Her tiny asshole vibrated and painted the inside of the hose brown with her feces as it sprayed in between bursts of gas!

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She closed her eyes and grimaced at the feeling of the gas leaving her own asshole and knew how foul it would be! She had horrible IBS and always took meds before going to the club or dancing! Today was the first day in a month that she skipped on taking them! When she stood up she blushed seeing the hose opening was covered in shit! She quickly grabbed a napkin and wiped around it, cleaning as best she could before pulling back up her bikini bottoms!

Adam began to hyperventilate the moment he heard the blast…

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The smell that seeped down was something akin to death. Like smelling fresh diarrhea in an aerosol form straight from someone’s asshole. He began to wretch and choke as the acidic sharp dairy smell filled the mask! It was so wet, so sharp, his nose hairs started to curl as he choked and pulled on the hose with all his strength! He would rather choke to death on water then girls gas! His entire chest began to throb as he inhaled the girls fumes, letting it soak into his lungs as he cried and gagged! Something wet dripped down and hit his nose, it felt warm and he prayed it was his own tears leaking down his face! Or condensation from the mask!

A group of Jessica’s close friends all made their way over, sitting down and farting through their wet pool water stained bikini bottoms! The three thin and preppy blondes all took turns laughing and alternating sitting as they let a combination of different farts into the tube, a few were wet but most were very long and airy.

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Adam held the end of the hose, choking as he looked up and saw multiple girls moving around the chair, his lungs felt like they were shrinking, every breath was harder and more painful as he choked and inhaled the different girls gas! Some of it was really eggy! Some was bitter and smelled like rapini! One of their farts, reeked like chlorine and chemicals mixed with shit, those ones made him gag the worst! It was a Cheddary chemical smell that filled the mask and lingered even through the other mild farts!

Adam started to feel his fingers and toes going limb. He was losing sensation in them from lack of blood flow and loss of air! He screamed into the tube between gagging!

“HEEELP MEEEEE”

The pool deck went almost silent as his screams echoed up through the tube… all the girls looked at one another and a moment later burst into laughter! It was so loud that even under the water Adam could hear.. He began to cry.. He wasn’t going anywhere.. Anytime soon..

He saw a blue and white bikini move over the chair and immediately knew it was Brianna! 

She walked over and reached down, pulling her one piece bikini over her ass to the side and plopping down on the chair. As soon as she felt the opening under her asshole she let loose! Her gas flew out fast, her ass was loose so her farts were never loud. She relaxed and moaned quietly as the pent of gas left hr intestines and flew out her hole! Suddenly without warning a small thin turd came shooting out. She held her hand to her mouth and then brought it back down trying to play it cool. When she was done she casually let her bikini snap back over her bum and then looked at the tube… there was nothing in there. It must have fallen down.. Perfect.. She smiled and walked back to the table with the large buffet of food at the poolside.

Adam squinted and prepared for her gas. He heard a soft airy blowing noise and breathed slowly, trying not to choke to death. All of the sudden something very warm and soft, sticky hit his face! He flinched and then immediately knew what it was! OH MY GOD! IT’S FUCKING SHIT! GROSS! WHAT THE FUCK! He began to choke and gag, taking small bites of the feces as his mouth opened and closed! He spit it out, but it smeared over his lips as he floated around under the water! The smell behind the trud from her gas hit him, it was foul and heavy, he gasped, inhaling deep and accidentally sucking the shit into his mouth before gagging and spitting it back out all over the front of the mask! He began to cry while pulling even harder on the hose!

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Adam heard a horrifying long loud fart followed by a low rolling wet splatter echo into the tube! He braced himself as the wave of fumes hit him like a truck! It smelt like rotten fish and boiled diarrhea, he started to choke as he slowly went unconscious under the water.

5 Hours Later

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A wet fart splattered down the hose as a small amount of liquid feces hit his face! It was enough to wake him up as he popped awake and began thrashing! It was like waking up in some sort of horrible nightmare! The wet shit leaked down his face and nose, there was a large amount of liquid shit and condensation from inside the mask accumulated near his mouth and it sloshed around, splashing onto his lips every few seconds! The smell inside the mask was like something from a science fiction novel, it was an indescribable assault on your senses! A part of him felt high from the amount of fumes he had taken in, he couldn’t think straight or even remember his name! He looked up and saw it was dark out, the sun had set, he must have been here all day.

Three very drunk girls all came over together, dropping their bikini bottoms and taking turns sitting on the chair, releasing a torrent of gas! Adam began to choke, all there gas smelled the same, like burgers and fries! They had been stuffing themselves on the barbecue all day and it was wreaking havoc on their stomachs! They laughed and pulled on each others arms, trying to get their asses on the seat and not wanting to waste their gas! It all had to go into Adam’s lungs!

He began to spin, everything was getting blurry! He choked and breathed in deep as a sharp meaty smell filled his lungs! Every breath was excruciating pain but he kept breathing, trying to hang on to life.

“GET OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED THE TOILET!” Jessica said in a slurred and drunken voice as she stumbled towards the chair.

“That’s not a toilet Jess!” one of her less drunk friends yelled out!

“MOVE...bitch!” she said to her friend on the chair and swung her arm, almost falling into the pool. Her friend laughed and got up, helping the belligerent Jessica to sit on the chair. 

Se sat down and slowly pulled down her bikini bottoms while sitting. She was really drunk and it took a moment to find the opening with her asshole. As soon as she did though she let loose! Her asshole splattered with a gross wet burst as liquid shit began flowing out at a very rapid pace! The tube turned a thick brown as it quickly flowed down to Adam’s mask and all the girls yelled in unison.

“EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

Jessica smiled and held her arm up in the air like she had one some sort of award, before dropping it into her lap and grunting, continuing the assault! Her stomach was so full, she had been stuffing herself all day and held in her gas all morning. This shit was brutal but she was so drunk and didn’t realize what she was doing. By the time she was finished, the tube poking out of the water was almost 80% full with her feces!

She got up and pulled her thong bikini up without wiping! It squelched between her shit stained ass cheeks as she stumbled away! Two of her friends grabbed her and began helping her into the house to clean her up and then get her laying down. She always drank too much so they were used to it.

A couple girls watched from the poolside, seeing the liquid shit lower and raise inside the tube as Adam fought to devour it, but it was a losing battle. Every time it lowered a bit ti would raise back up! The girls all sat at the side of the pool cheering until after a few minutes it just stopped! His body hung lifelessly under the water as brown began leaking out from his mask turning the water a dark brown. Girls screamed and ran from the pool drying their legs and trying to get as far away as possible.

The guests all left, and the sky was dark. The backyard was quiet. Empty cups lay scattered everywhere, food and other garbage was covering the grass. The pool had multiple floaties inside bobbing around the surface. The water was a dark grayish, under the surface lay Adam, still chained to the bottom as his lifeless body floated about.

Epilogue 

“Jessica walked up to the podium and cleared her throat. Adam was a human, like everyone else. He did good and bad. The one good thing I can say is he helped me get an A on my science Lab project. I thought it would be a fitting send off, to play his favorite video for his family. As a tribute to his death.”

Jessica smiled and reached into her bag pulling out a repaired laptop. She set it on the podium facing the audience and smiled as she played the video.

“YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT EATING SLUT!  PFFFFFFRRTTT BRRRRTFRRTT  OOH YEA  SNIFF THAT ONE UP MMM MMMM MMM! I HAD A TON OF PIZZA EARLIER YOU LITTLE TOILET BITCH”

Everyone in the crowd began to gasp and cover their eyes as Adam’s parents cried. Jessica walked away and got into a limo which promptly pulled away. She was happy to leave, that funeral stunk like shit!

The End