Christmas Wish - Part 1

Enjoy this new years special featuring the top voted favorite women! Emily from the cave, Brittany from Taking care of a vegetable, Paisley from the secretary, and my cousin Michelle! 

also a special shout out and thank you to one of my patrons, Joshua T!

I, much like PBS, am funded publicly! by people like you! hahaha thank you for the great year and all of the support! and look forward to much much more in 2020!

 Introducing Santa’s Helpers 

Josh sat on his dorm room bed, playing on his phone as his room mate frantically packed, throwing clothes into a pile inside of a bag. He stopped packing and sat down on the small bag, struggling to zip it up as the zipper got caught over and over. He huffed with a red face and slung the bag over his shoulder.

“Hey man, when are you taking off?” he asked as josh looked up from his phone

“Oh… ummm a few hours, my dad is picking me up”

“Damn, lucky, im taking the bus” He said with a hint of frustration as he quickly took one last hit of his bong sitting on his bed table. 

He choked and coughed out some smoke as he stumbled out the door and crashed into the wall outside. Josh laughed to himself and waved! Trevor was a riot, not the best room mate for studying and getting things done but he was fun to have around. It was 7pm on December 24th and the dorm building was no completely empty. Josh walked out into the hall and looked up and down, it was strange, usually it was so loud and bustling with students, but now it seemed abandoned, or haunted. Josh closed the dorm room door and slunk back onto his bed, packing a bowl of weed in Trevors bong and smoking it slowly.

Josh was an only child and was raised by his grandparents. They both passed away a few years earlier and now he had no family, no one at all. He was truly alone, and it was embarrassing for him to admit or tell people even though it shouldn’t be. Whenever he was asked he lied and told friends he would be traveling home for Christmas, hiding the fact that he would be alone and in his room. A week earlier he had been online job hunting, during Christmas, one of the worst times, the jobs were always garbage and only for a week or two, the kind where they hire you and fire you as soon as the holidays were done. He found one ad that struck his eye though, the 25th and 26th there was a Christmas village being set up and they were hiring students for all sorts of positions. Josh sent in a resume and got emailed back that day, it was humiliating, embarrassing, but he needed the money, and at least no one would see him… he was going to be an elf.

Santa’s Helper #1 - Emily

“DAD! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!”

“Watch your language young lady!”

“FUCKING HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK!”

“EMILY! PLEASE! BE MATURE!”

“I DON’T WANT TO WORK OVER CHRISTMAS! AT A FUCKING MALL! IT’S HUMILIATING!” Emily screamed and cried as she threw herself to the floor like a child!

“Then you should have thought about that before you tortured that other woman at your college! For god sakes Emily! She dropped out of her degree and tried to kill herself!” Emily’s father spoke in a hushed angry tone, hiding his embarrassment from the house staff.

“It’s not my fault she can’t handle a joke! I was kidding around!”

“Well she didn’t see it that way Emily, sometimes when you make a mistake you need to pay a price for it! The school wanted to suspend you but LUCKILY, i was able to get you off with community service!”

“IT’S HUMILIATING, I DON’T WANT TO! I WON'T GO!” Emily screamed and threw herself to the floor again.

“If you don’t go, you’ll be kicked out of school, and that was our one agreement for your $10,000 allowance, if you aren't in school i won’t be giving you any more money!” Emily’s father bit his lip, it was horribly hard for him to stand up to his daughter. Quickly he turned and walked away leaving her screaming on the floor like a spoiled child!

After an hour Emily pulled herself together and stormed off to her bedroom. She slammed the door and threw herself onto her bed with her face pressed into a pillow. She was miserable! It was Christmas, usually the time of year when she was spoiled the most, showered in gifts and presents, yummy food and relaxation, but now she would be working! At a mall! With poor people! They are the only ones who would work over the holidays! This was a nightmare, if anyone happened to see her there, her social life would be over!

Santa’s Helper #2 Brittany

Brittany smiled as she slowly woke up, the sun shining through a crack in her curtains and across her face. Even though she was half asleep she could see snow flurries falling and hitting her window. Her life had always been amazing but the past few years have been just perfect. There was no other way to describe it, everything was as it should be. She felt a large bubble of gas inside her intestines pushing slowly through and to the other side of her colon. It took very little concentration to release the large toxic blast that vibrated out of her sweaty and moist morning asscrack. The fart flowed out, like a breeze, her anus flapping and creating a large deep sound that echoed out of Jimmy’s mouth. She could feel him struggle a bit to keep up, it was big, but not her biggest, and he had been through the works by now. She reached around and took his limb hand, bringing it to her lower stomach just above her crotch and began rubbing and massaging with it. As soon as his hand made contact with her belly she could feel the gas beginning to brew. It had been sealed in small bubbles through her intestines and now was rushing through, squeezing around mounds of feces that only increased the odor. 

Brittany smiled as her stomach bloated out a bit, it was like she was going to explode. Even though Jimmy was paralyzed, she could still feel his emotions through his slight reactions, and even she could tell he was scared. The night before she had been gorging herself on christmas foods, enough for a small family on her own. Jimmy was powerless to do anything but watch from the corner of the room as she inhaled the feast, knowing what horrors it would bring him. Brittany leaned forward a bit in a 90 degree angle in bed, arching her ass out and pulling on Jimmy’s arms to keep his face sealed in her ass. She grunted and had to hold back, squeezing her anus tightly closed, shit was ready to come out but she learned from more than one occasion that using the toilet in bed was a bad idea, her loads had increased in size so much, Jimmy was barely able to keep up. Brittany breathed deep and relaxed her sphincter just a bit, letting the gas hiss out slow, filling her immobile brothers lungs like a filter. She could feel him starting to shake and nearing his limit but she had only just begun.

HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSShiiisissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Brittany relaxed a bit more, her anus began to flutter now, flapping and vibrating as the gas increased in heat and thickness. Even with Jimmy as a filter and the thick bed blanket on top of him she could still smell the remnants that leaked out, cabbage and broccoli, potatoes and turkey, it was foul, rotten, from the depths of hell, she choked a bit and pulled his weak twig like arms harder, forcing his face deeper into her crack. She could feel his lips pressed around her anus as it flapped inside of his mouth. She moaned loudly and leg go of one of his arms, reaching back and pressing on the back of his head before truly letting go of what was building inside her.

BFRRRRTTTP SPPPRTTT FBRRTTTT BBRRFRRTTTBFBRTTTTTT

Brittany couldn’t hold back any longer. She let loose, the gas flowed out like a dam that had just been released, it flowed into Jimmy’s mouth as he fought to stay conscious. Her massive fat cheeks smother his face like two sweaty pillows as the foul gas was injected into his lungs and stomach. He hadn’t gotten to taste any of the food from the night before but now was receiving the condensed flavor all at once! His eyes water as he stuck out his tongue, pressing it to his sister’s vibrating asshole and trying to block the assault. His lungs burned as he shoved his tongue inside of her greasy asshole! Brittany moaned for a second before the power of her gas built up and shot his tongue back into his mouth like a cork from a bottle of champagne. Brittany laughed and then stopped. Her eyes wide as she gasped! When she laughed, she had pushed too hard, and it came, the beginning of her christmas load.

Brittany threw the large comforter off of herself and Jimmy as the smell hit her, it was like an outhouse from a free Christmas buffet for the homeless that had been left to sit out for months without cleaning, the toxic smell of the gas she had produced was on another level. She glanced down behind her and even with Jimmy’s face still pressed into her ass she could see the large clumps of feces leaking out. 

“SHIT!” Brittany screamed as she jumped off the bed, still holding Jimmy’s hands and dragging him behind her as she slammed the bathroom door. She was going to need to buy a new bed sheets… AGAIN…

Santas Helper #3 Paisley (Samantha)

The music in the club was pounding like every night and Paisley hated it. It gave her a headache, and she hated being grabbed by random men all night! Her last Findom escape had been a total failure, the guy tried to sue her and she had to run, change her name, and now she was working in a strip club, trying to get back on her feet. She was half way through a lap dance, grinding her ass in a very unemotional and robotic manner on an older Iranian man who as a few seconds away from cumming in his pants when someone tapped her on the shoulder. She turned to see another stripper who yelled to her over the loud music.

“BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU”

Samantha took the money from the guy and turned blowing a kiss before she walked away! He sat up, reacting way too late and screaming out!

“HEY!” as she walked away.

Samantha walked up to the third floor and down a long hallway before knocking on the bosses door. He was a nice guy, younger and professional. He ran everything by the books and paid the girls well, unlike the other clubs. He opened it up and invited her in, as soon as he closed the soundproof door the room went very silent.

“Have a seat Samantha” he motioned to the chair by his desk and she thanked him as she sat down.

“What did you want to see me about?” she asked in a very innocent and girly voice.

“Im sorry Sam, but we have to let you go, immediately, I'll have to ask you to get your things and go.” he said while trying to look away from her

“WHAA?! WHY?!” Sam screamed, her voice cracking a bit.

“I don’t want to get into this! Really!”

“NO TELL ME!” She screamed

“FINE, Sam! I know about the extra’s you’ve been giving people in the lap dance rooms, the farting, the kinky stuff, i get it, everyone has a thing, but last week you went too far! I mean! The room was covered in shit! We had to close the club early! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE LOST! We had to bring in a crew to clean the place! Your lucky im not charging you for that!

“I'm sorry! I really needed the money! I had to pay my bills! I'M SO SORRY! Please! Don’t fire me!” Sam cried but her boss turned away and wouldn’t meet her eyes.

“I’m sorry, the upper management wants you gone, you need to leave, now!”

The bus was empty so late at night, She sat alone in the back leaning her head against the window and watching the snowfall. Slowly she scrolled through her phone applying to every job available, desperate for anything to get some cash to feed herself. She got an email back right away, for something starting tomorrow morning, a Christmas helper!

Chapter 1 - Meeting Michelle

Josh woke up around 8:47am 13 minutes before his alarm was set to go off. He wasn’t used to sleeping in so late with his early college classes usually going on. He rolled over on his side and saw his Trevors bed was empty, he also usually never had the place to himself or any privacy. Taking advantage of the time he had alone, he pulled up some pornhub on his phone and began scrolling through the videos! Josh’s eyes went wide as he saw a new video was released from his favorite studio! “Filth Fetish Studios!” Mistress Alisha Bartlett’s face farting explosion! He clicked the video preview and was blown away be the audio! 

BFFRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

He quickly turned it down and laughed, thankful that the dorm was empty. He watched as her big fat ass smothered Jimmy, burying his face in ass fat as another blast destroyed his nose! He could see the guys eyes watering and just imagine how bad the smell must be! He reached down and began stroking, hard, imagining himself in the guys place! He closed his eyes and listened to the sound of her gas vibrating out from her greasy asshole and spraying into the guys nose! It sounded horrendous! He began to leak cum almost immediately and slowed down, trying to savor the moment.

Josh had never been bad with the ladies, and usually always had a girlfriend, but was never able to be truly honest about his fetishes for the fear that they would ridicule him. His last girlfriend, Carly, had once let out a tiny little poot while sitting on his face and he loved it, even though the smell was almost non existent! She had a very bubbly tiny ass and he still masturbated to that one memory, wishing it had been bigger, dirtier, more like the ones he saw online!

BFRRRTTTT BFRRTTTTT

Jimmy choked and gagged as she let a deep one rip down his throat. It echoed out into the room as the person holding the camera began to choke and cough! Josh lost it, cum sprayed from his dick painting the underside of his bedsheets as he moaned and fell back into his pillow moaning! He breathed deep a few seconds and then looked down, he had destroyed his comforters! He could do laundry when he got home though! 

Josh showered, got dressed and then ran downstairs to catch the bus. The entire time he was on the bus he couldn’t get those farts from his head! Mistress Alisha was perfect! Why couldn’t he find a woman like that in his life? The bus was empty so he put on his headphones and pulled up the video one more time, watching with wide eyes and concentrating on Jimmy's flaring nostrils with each expulsion of gas.

Bfrrrttt BFRRTTTT FBRRTTTTTT

They must smell amazing! He thought to himself. The bus jerked to a stop and he looked up realizing it was his stop! The bus began to move as Josh jumped up and ran to the front of the empty bus, the driver slammed the breaks.

“Sorry! This is my stop!”Josh said while panting for his breath

“No problem! Merry Christmas” the driver smiled and opened the doors. 

Josh hopped out into the mall parking lot, it was empty, like a giant snow field. Everyone was still sleeping in on Christmas mornings with their families, getting ready to enjoy a warm breakfast. The wind blew against his face blowing snow up as josh pulled his scarf over his mouth and nose and then began walking across the parking lot to the mall doors. Each step was like walking in quicksand as the piles of snow swallowed his booted feet! By the time he reached the front doors he was a sweaty mess! He pulled open the doors and threw himself inside as the wind blew in behind him. Josh took off his hat and scarf and undid his jacket as he began walking around the mall, it was a bit creepy, being in the large mall with no people around. It took only a few minutes to find the Christmas display, it was a massive set up in the center of the mall.

There was a massive chair for Santa to sit and it was surrounded by presents and a big Christmas tree with a photo station. There was a big candy stations and bins of gifts from charity, and a big long line with red rope and carpet to keep the families and kids organized. Beside the Christmas tree was a large gingerbread house that a person could fit inside, almost like the kids play houses you see toddlers using. Josh walked up and began looking around as he took off his jacket. Where was everyone? This was the right place, he was sure of it!

“Hey!” he heard a voice from behind him and turned in surprise!

“You must be Josh! I’m Michelle! It’s nice to meet you!”

Josh turned and had to stop his jaw from dropping, he was met with one of the most beautiful woman he had ever seen! She was about 5 foot 5, with long straight brown hair! She had a beautiful kind smile with massive dark brown eyes that made him melt instantly! Her shoulders were petite and delicate and her breasts, even under the cheap elf costume, he could tell were massive! She had a tight waist and curvy hips with a big bubble butt that made his mouth water! She laughed and waved her hand in front of his face before stretching it out to shake his again!

“You there?” she asked with a smile!

“Sorry! Josh, nice to meet you!” he stammered

“You too!” she smiled and then turned, bending over a big box to reach inside. Her ass pressed out towards him like two balloons, he could tell the cheap green leggings were struggling to contain her rear as the seam up the center was splitting slightly showing her red panties underneath. The devil on his shoulder told him to lean in, take a sniff! But the angel on the other shoulder reasoned with him! She would feel that! Don’t do it! He quickly averted his eyes and looked at her face as she turned and smiled, holding out an outfit for him in a pressed plastic wrapping. 

“This is for you! There’s a bathroom back there where you can get changed!” Michelle said while nodding to a door on the far wall behind Santa’s chair. 

“Thanks” Josh said as he took it and turned to head to the bathroom.

As he turned and began walking away, he caught a whiff of a horrible odor. It smelled like rotting vegetables and wet diarrhea, bitter sour feces. He choked a bit and rubbed his nose as he walked and then opened the hallway door. It was a long thin hallway that mall store employees probably used, on the left side was a unisex one person bathroom. Josh opened the door and immediately had to step back, MY GOD.. WHAT THE FUCK! DID SOMETHING DIE IN HERE!” Josh said out loud as he fanned his nose!

Fuck! He said again as he stood back letting the bathroom air out! Suddenly josh stopped, he looked back down the hallway. All the stores were closed, the only thing open today was the Christmas event. So it was only him and Michelle here? That couldn’t have been? Was she responsible for this? Josh immediately began to feel his dick growing, just at the thought of a beautiful girl like her producing such a horrible shit. He tried to go into the bathroom but the smell was honestly so dense and thick that it was impossible, he couldn’t breath. The hall was empty so he just got dressed quick there. The outfit was humiliating. A tight green and red button up shirt with green baggy slacks. It had a big elf hat and rubber ears to wear over his. He put it all on and then looked up and down himself, he looked ridiculous but so did Michelle so it was fine i guess. At least no one from school would see him.

As Josh was leaving the hallway a beautiful blonde girl came in, she was stunning. She was very tall, almost 6 feet and towered over Josh as she came walking briskly towards him. She had long blonde hair and an incredibly curvy body. It was a thin hallway and only big enough for one person so he quickly pressed up against the wall as much as he could with his back to the wall. She pushed by him crushing his chest and scoffing at him as she reached the bathroom. It had aired out enough now that it was habitable so she went in and closed the door. 

“Geez” he said to himself as he headed back to Michelle for further instructions.

As Josh excited he could see Michelle talking with an absolute amazon of a woman. The girl towered over Michelle by at least a foot but she was also jaw dropping beautiful. She was very curvy and had long wavy blonde hair with bright green eyes. Josh walked over, wanting to get a better look at this woman and her body.

“Thank you so much for coming on Christmas morning! I wasn’t expecting to get anyone, even though were paying!” Michelle said as she shook the girls hand

“I’m Michelle!”

“Brittany! And it’s no problem at all! Honestly you don’t need to pay me! I was going to put the money towards charity anyways!” Brittany said with a smile!

“Seriously?” Michelle asked with a look of shock

“Yea! My brother has been disabled for 3 years and I look after him, ever since his accident i have just loved helping the less fortunate and this seemed like the perfect thing, helping kids on Christmas morning! Nothing is better than that!” Brittany smiled!

Michelle blushed and threw herself into Brittany hugging her like they had been best friends all their life!

“Your so sweet! Thank you for coming!” Michele said while breaking off from the hug and handing an outfit to Brittany.

“There is a bathroom back there where you can change, look out though, there is a girl in the bathroom.. Uhmm.. Emily? She's in a foul mood, she's here for a community service plea”

“Oh.. uh thanks. For the warning” Brittany laughed and walked off to the bathroom.

Josh tried his best not to stare at her massive ass rocking back and forth as he walked over to Michelle.

“How do I look?” he asked sarcastically and did a spin! Michelle clapped and laughed!

“Perfect! You’re going to make an excellent elf on the shelf!” she said with a smile!

“A what?” Josh asked as he laughed!

“The elf on the shelf! You know!? It’s a kids Christmas thing!” Michelle said with a smile

“Sure, if it pays i’ll be an elf, a shelf, whatever!” Josh smiled, trying to keep an upbeat attitude. Maybe if things went right he could land a date with her after this. She was gorgeous.

“Perfect! Follow me!” Michelle walked over to the gingerbread house and opened up the tiny door!

“Well, in you go!” she laughed and Josh laughed too as he maneuvered inside of the tiny kids playhouse. As soon as he was in Michelle closed and locked the door.

Josh looked around the cramped tiny space and already he felt very warm and claustrophobic, there were three massive bags of candy canes inside with him, literally 1000’s of them. He turned and faced the door as the window beside it opened. Michelle popped her head in and laughed!

“Hey! Comfy?” she asked with a smile

“Haha sure! It’s not bad”

“Okay so basically, as the kids pass by the house here after seeing Santa, you just pop out from the window and say hello in a elfy voice!, and then pass out candy canes.”

“Okay, simple enough!”

“Yeah! And your lucky! I locked the door, so if you want in or out just call me! Last year the kids broke in and stole all the candy canes! The girl inside her got mauled! The kids are freaking animals!” she laughed!

Josh felt a bit uneasy and claustrophobic with the door being locked, but was sure she had his best intentions in mind. She was sweet and couldn’t imagine her doing anything wrong ever.

“OH, i almost forgot!” Michelle exclaimed as she spun around and bent over, reaching into a box in front of the tiny house. Josh watched with wide eyes as her ass bubbled out and stretched the material of her tight green leggings. He could see her panties through the ripping seam and watched as she leaned back, her ass pressing into the window frame and bubbling inside a bit. Without thinking, he leaned forward, letting his nose graze the material and then sniffing in lightly

OH MY GOD! Jake screamed in his head. The smell, was unbelievable. It was strong, earthy and sour. He could smell the bitter shit on her asshole through the leggings and moaned as his dick began to press against the cheap elf pants. Her butt moved back and forth lightly as he sniffed deeper and harder, it was horrible but so alluring. He had never smelled a girl’s ass that was this rotten or potent before! He leaned in, his nose pressing to her crack with a bit too much force, he was just about to pull back because he felt she could feel him.

BFRRRRRTTTTBFRRTTTTTTTTTT

The fart hit him like a truck. Josh had wanted this, prayed for it, imagined it so many times, and now it had finally happened! The smell, it was thick, sour, it smelled like Chinese food. He began to choke and gag as it filled his lungs and began crawling throughout the inside of his body. He flailed his arms back and forth, trying desperately to move the thick air inside the small enclosed space. Michelle stood up and stepped away from the house, her legs shaking as she blushed and cried a bit!

“Im.. im...IM SO SORRY” she yelled and ran away holding her hands to her face!

“MICHELLE! THE DOOR! Josh screamed as he choked and coughed, about to pass out from the fumes that filled the space he was trapped in. 

The smell from the bathroom creeped back to his mind and he realized how similar it was to this, that was her earlier! Josh held his nose, plugging it and breathing through his mouth as his eyes watered, but even that was torture. He could taste her gas, he could taste the meal she had eaten the previous night, it was definitely Chinese food. He began to gag and almost puked as he crawled and shoved his head out of the small window. Even though there was fresh air outside, he could still feel and smell the gas leaking out around his neck and diluting into the large mall. Josh gasped and choked, his dick was limp and tight, like he was in freezing cold water! The fact that he thought he was attracted to this was unbelievable, my god, that smell was brutal, like something from hell!

Josh moved back inside the small house and began fanning the window, pushing out the gas and bringing in fresh air, but the lingering heat and sour stench seemed to sink into everything around him.

“Ugh who shit their pants!” Emily said out loud as she fanned her nose

Josh looked out the window to see Michelle blushing as she stood with Emily and Brittany. She began hiding her face as she turned red and josh interrupted.

“SORRY, that was me” he said while fanning his nose.

Michelle looked up to him and smiled like she was in love as Emily scoffed and gave him a dirty look. Families had begun lining up with restless kids as a very large and overweight actor came out and took a seat in the large Santa throne, he was fully dressed and very elderly, definitely fitting the Santa profile. Michelle was in charge of the line and taking photos, and Brittany and Emily would be at Santa’s side during the pictures and assisting with the kids. Within twenty minutes, before they could even open up the line, it had grown almost to the mall entrance! It was going to be a long day!

Chapter 2 - Fetish Killer

The place was loud with the chatter of families and children as everyone got into their places. Josh looked out the window of his tiny gingerbread house and could only see ass, that girl, Emily, was right in front of the window. Her bulbous ass filled his view and jiggled with every slight movement of her body. She paced back and forth, impatiently waiting as josh watched the ripples of fat run down her thighs. She was incredibly plump and very alluring, despite her rotten attitude, it was hard for Josh to look away. A kid came walking by after hopping off santas lap and Josh popped out of the window with a candy cane holding it out around Emily’s hips! His face was almost right in Emily’s ass but she didn’t seem to notice! The kid snatched it from his hand and then ran back to his parents, Josh leaned back into the gingerbread house and got another handful of candy canes ready. He could already tell the repetitive motion of leaning in and out of the window all day was going to kill his back.

A little girl jumped off Santa’s lap and went running by as Josh leaned out the window again and held out a Candy Cane. The little girl didn’t even see him because of Emily standing in the way. He was about to go back inside as Emily grabbed his hand and pulled him forward roughly, knocking him off balance as his face crashed into the center of her ass. She took the candy cane from his hand and smiled before pushing backwards with her ass and kicking him away.

Josh was caught off guard as he was ripped forward, his entire world became Emily’s ass as her cheeks engulfed his face. The cheap leggings were very thin and let his face sink deep between her moist cheeks. He could feel the damp heat and was assaulted by the stench of her ass! It was bitter and spicy, his eyes watered as he choked on the embedded scent. A moment later she used her ass to smash his face, bumping him back and knocking him into the gingerbread house. Josh tumbled backwards and onto one of the bags of candy canes, crushing them in the process. 

What the hell was going on? Josh thought to himself! He had been dreaming of something like this happening his entire life! Over the past year of school he had been facesat by all four of his different girlfriends and not one of their asses smelled even remotely close to this! In one day he had suffered through two different girls asses and he was starting to feel sick, the smell of shit was constantly lingering in his nose, coming back every few minutes in little remnants that made him want to puke!

“Hey! Everything okay?” Michelle asked as she popped her head in the window.

“Yea! Whats up?” Josh asked

“It’s just the last 4 kids didn’t get candy canes!” Michelle said politely but also questioning him

“Sorry, that girl Emily, is a bit in the way” Josh said quietly

Michelle smiled and then stood up, he could hear her talking to Emily.

“Hey, make sure your not blocking the window, here just a step to the left, perfect” 

Josh stuck his head out the window and his view was unobstructed, he smiled and then looked up to see Emily, glaring down at him with a look that spelled murder, what had he done? Was asking her to move really that big a deal?

Emily was miserable, she not only had to wake up at 9am on christmas morning but now she was working all day with sticky, loud annoying kids! The one saving grace of the day was that she had the house chef cook her a massive stack of pancakes for breakfast, 12 of them, filled with chocolate and blueberries with extra butter and cream. When she finished she didn’t want to move and a few of the house staff had to carry her out to the car for her ride to the mall. 

CLICK FLASH

Emily forced a smile for the picture as the camera flashed and almost blinded her. This was fucking hell!

GURGLE RGGGGGG UUURRGGGG

Brittany and the Santa Clause actor looked over as Emily held her bloated stomach and burped a little bit before laughing and excusing herself. A little kid ran past her and she watched that stupid asshole Josh hand him a candy cane. Emily could feel her stomach was struggling to process all the cream and batter, this wasn’t the first time she had gorged on pancakes and knew what the repercussions were, her worst gas! It was deadly, on another level! That’s probably the only reason the chef made them for her, because she would be out of the house all day! Emily leaned over and held her stomach in pain as she felt a large bubble of gas slowly working its way through her. Michelle cleared her throat and fained a smile at her as Emily forced a smile for the picture.

CLICK FLASH

GURGLE RGGGGGG 

Emily could feel it coming, and for the first time she was actually nervous to release a fart. There were so many people around, families, children, and just one of her built of pancake batter blasts could easily clear out the entire mall for the day. Her face began to turn red as sweat dripped from her forehead. She could feel it coming.

A hand reached out beside her and handed a little boy a candy cane and she laid her eyes on Josh, and his gingerbread house. A horrible smile spread across her face as she got a devious idea. Slowly she moved over, inch by inch, Smiling for the pictures and trying not to let anyone notice her actions. She stopped and squeezed her legs together, it almost leaked out, she couldn’t hold back any longer. 

Emily leaned over, pushing her ass out and covering the small window on the side of the house. As soon as she felt her cheeks on each side of the window frame she relaxed and let loose. The gas rolled out of her anus like a soft breeze, it started soft and loose, flowing out and silent for about five seconds before turning violent. The sides of her anus began to vibrate as her anus popped and crackled! The fumes became burning hot and scorched the innermost area between her ass cheeks before flowing out into the Gingerbread house. She blushed and turned red as she looked around but quickly realized that no one had heard. Emily stood straight and brushed off her elf santas helper outfit before returning to her original place.

Josh watch as Emily backed up to the window, he groaned under his breath thinking she had moved there by accident but quickly realized it was planned and calculated. Her massive round cheeks filled the view of the window as she backed up and pressed her butt to the small opening, enclosing him in the small space. He felt a small lump form in his throat as he gulped and prepared for the worst. Her anus began to rumble and groan as a breeze of gas began to hit him square in the face. He gasped and choked while fanning his nose desperately trying to clear the air. The fumes were so heavy and carb filled, it reeked like pure shit and was burning hot. Josh vomited in his mouth and pressed both hands to his lips to stop himself from spraying puke all over. The fart continued, starting to vibrate and roar as her gas turned violently hot. Josh could feel the heat on his face, like when you open a preheated oven. The fumes washed over him, choking the life from him as he swallowed his vomit and fell to the ground. It reeked like rotten eggs, it was foul and impossible to breath. With watering eyes Josh looked up to see Emily’s hand move behind her ass and knock the little window shutters closed.

How could i have liked this? How did i masturbate to this? This is horrible! Josh thought to himself as he choked and gagged. He crawled to the window and knocked it open, shoving his head out and gasping for air as he choked and gasped! A bunch of kids and families laughed, thinking he was trying to be funny and entertain the people in line. Michelle looked over to him from behind the camera and smiled before moving back to taking pictures

Josh gasped for air outside of the window! It was like he had inhaled lungfuls of fire smoke! He heaved and choked, his lungs flexing and trying to expel the toxic gas, this was nothing like what he imagined girls farts to be like, this was torture. He could feel a deep pain in the center of his chest as he coughed over and over, it felt like he had the flu. He heard a giggle and looked up to see Emily smiling down at him, she brought one hand down to her stomach and rubbed it while scrunching up her face and silently mouthing the words “tummy ache”

Josh began to shake as he reached back and handed a large handful of candy canes to a kid running by, Emily laughed out loud now.

Everyone continued their jobs and less than twenty minutes passed before Emily’s stomach began to groan and rumble again.

GURGLE RGGGGGG 

Emily had to force a smile during the last Picture to stop from ruining it for the family. She could feel her intestines struggling to process all the pancake batter as burning hot gas leaked around the large clumps of half digested food. She leaned down and clutched her stomach, massaging it a bit to try and help relieve the pressure. Everyone noticed, especially Josh who began to cry a tiny bit. 

Josh began waving to Michelle, trying to get her attention but she was busy behind the camera and didn’t notice his flailing arms. Emily smiled seeing his panicked motions from the corner of her eye. Slowly she began inching over in front of the window and backing up to it. The gas was coming and she knew it was going to be a hot one, the type she wouldn’t be able to hold back.

Josh watched as she backed up to the window and began to cry! No NO! He reached out and pressed both palms into her ass. One hand sunk into each bulbous cheek, the fat smushing out and flattening as he pushed with all his strength. Her ass was so big and warm, his arms shook like twigs trying to hold back massive boulders! Emily laughed and reached back, pushing his hands out of the way and leaning back with all her weight. Her ass crashed into the window and she heard a small crack from behind her. It must have been the frame of the house, she would need to be careful!

Emily squinted just a little bit and let loose the massive bubble of gas that had been brewing inside her stomach. She actually held her hand over her mouth and began to blush while laughing because of how hot the gas was. The sides of her anus burned as the fumes popped and bubbled, seeping out like a poison fog. Emily moaned in relief but couldn’t hold back her laughter while thinking of what Josh was going through. 

BFRRTTTTT FRRTTTT FBRRTTTTTT BFRRTTTTTT

The fart had lasted 8 seconds but was still going. Emily brought her hands to her stomach and pushed a bit as her asshole popped and hissed. The end became very wet and she could feel bits of wet liquid shit painting the inside of the leggings she had borrowed for this event. She would need to wash them but she could worry about that later. Emily straighten up and quickly closed the window behind her before moving back to position. Michelle was looking at her with a funny smile from behind the camera.

Josh could barely stay on all fours, Emily’s gas was like chemical weapon. He had never fought in a war but this was what he imagined mustard gas to be like! The bubbling popping sound of her greasy asshole rang out from his left side as the fumes filled his tiny home! He could taste the blueberries, and chocolate, and eggs! His tongue began to dance in a swirl of horrible shitty flavors that had an aftertaste of bitter feces. Her anus began to splutter, letting out wet expulsions that made him thank god she was not wearing a skirt. The window closed and Josh scrambled for it, using his head and all his strength to push it open. His beet red head hung from the window, barely alive and choking as he sucked in air! His vision was blurred and all he could taste was sweaty ass, it was horrible! Was this how he was going to die?

Michelle walked over to Emily and smiled before looking down at Josh, on the edge of consciousness. 

“What’s going on here?” Michelle asked while sniffing the air and immediately realizing.

“Sorry, I didn't want to ruin the event for the kids and families” Emily smiled and blushed

“Is he okay?” Michelle laughed

“Yea” she leaned in and whispered to Michelle

“He used to date an old friend of mine, Carly, and he likes this, he used to beg her to fart on his face”

“Really!!!!” Michelle whispered back with a big smile

“Yea! I swear, swear on my life!” Emily smiled to her.

Josh looked up as Michelle kneeled and pushed his head back inside the gingerbread house. 

“Stop fooling around!” she said with a smile as Josh wearily smiled back and began to choke, the smell inside the gingerbread house was moist and thick, it made Michelle's eyes water just from being close to it.

Michelle bent over, backing her ass up to the window and squinting a little as a sharp high pitched fart left her asshole. It squealed like a balloon being pinched that was releasing air, spewing methane and other bodily fumes into the small enclosed space. Michelle laughed a bit at how loud it was but only her and Emily could really hear. As soon as she finished she closed the window behind her and smiled.

To be continued

Paisley is coming don't worry :p shes just late, as usual!