The Perfect Boyfriend

Hailey ran through the front doors into the lobby of her office building. It was a bustling lobby with large marble pillars, a huge reception desk and tons of businessmen and women moving throughout it. Her high heels clicked on the tile floor as she hurried around crowds of people with her hands full of papers, binders and a large coffee. 

“Im sorry, excuse me, i'm so sorry! Excuse me!” she said over and over as she pushed past multiple people

BAM

Hailey tumbled to the floor with all of her belongings spilling on top of and around her. An older middle aged business man stepped back and began brushing off the coffee dripping from his suit jacket.

“WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!” he shouted as a bunch of people gave a quick glance at the commotion.

“I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!” Hailey apologized over and over as she gathered her coffee drenched papers and belongings. She was a complete mess! Holding back tears she grabbed her things in a small pile and sprinted through the lobby to the bathroom. She began to frantically splash water over her blouse and business slacks while drying them with paper towel! It took almost 10 minutes to clean up her outfit and wash off all the coffee, and she was already running late!

Hailey grabbed her things and sprinted to the elevator but there was already a big crowd in line and she couldn’t wait. Using her back she pushed open the stairway door and began hustling up to the eighth floor offices. She hadn’t had a chance to shower that morning and all this running wasn’t helping. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail but was very obviously unwashed and a bit greasy. By the time she was at the 5th floor she had already broken into a sweat. Over the years her slim, fit and sexy college body had gotten a bit more curvy, but her physical health was really starting to show. She could feel her ass cheeks wobbling as she jogged up the stairs and was surprised because she had never had that happen. She had to stop at the sixth floor and lean on the handlebar while taking a short break. She made a mental note to begin hitting the gym again soon.

Hailey ran down the hallway of her companies offices and into the boardroom where all of her colleagues were sitting and listening to her boss go over the weekly financials. All twenty employees turned to look at her as she busted through the doors loudly!

“Im sorry! I'm so sorry im late!” she blushed and apologized as she made her way to the only empty seat around the large wooden meeting table.

Her boss continued to speak without acknowledging her but she could tell he was upset. She quickly sat down and began unpacking her stuff as a loud audible groan came from beside her. She turned to see her arch nemesis at work, the asshole of the century, the ultimate douche bag! Derrick! He was a super popular guy who all the women fawned over but Hailey couldn't stand him, not to mention he consistently gave her a hard time and bullied her! It was like being in high school in your early thirties!

“You know “dress code” refers to body odor too! And right now your odor code is equivalent to that of a garbage can! Go home and shower!” Derrick whispered under his breath to her.

Hailey blushed a deep red and wanted to cry but didn’t respond. She knew that any response would just egg him on and she didn’t want to give him the satisfaction. She began quietly opening her work binders and taking out her things as Derrick leaned over to her again with his hand over his mouth.

“You know im next in line for the promotion! You’re gonna be a pencil pusher your whole life so you may as well just quit!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP” Hailey screamed at the top of her lungs and everything went silent!

Derrick has a shit eating grin on his face as their boss screamed

“HAILEY! IS THERE A PROBLEM!” 

She wanted to cry but held it back

“No… no there not” Hailey replied and sunk down into her chair.

Derrick didn’t say anything for the rest of the meeting but Hailey felt like crawling under a rock! She couldn’t pay attention to a thing their boss was saying with him sitting right beside her, she could feel him smiling with delight in the fact that he had gotten her into trouble. Suddenly the meeting ended and everyone began to get up, she was in her own head that she hadn’t even heard the boss conclude things. She turned to the right and knocked her things off the table to the floor.

“Shit” She muttered to herself as she stood up and bent over to grab her stuff off the floor.

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Hailey stopped and froze with her butt stuck high into the air. She was just about to get up and Derrick began to laugh hysterically!

“HAHAHA HER FAT ASS RIPPED THROUGH HER PANTS!”

Hailey got up and backed up to the wall with her hand over the seam of her business slacks. There was a large tear right down the center exposing her ass cheeks and thong! Derrick was screaming in laughter like a child but everyone else just laughed under their breath trying their best to be polite and hold it. Hailey began to cry a little as she ran from the boardroom leaving all of her belongings. She sprinted to the bathrooms which were luckily only a few feet away and then threw herself into a bathroom stall. As soon as she was inside she burst into tears and began punching the stall door.

“FUCKING ASSHOLE! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!” She screamed over and over!

“I WISH HE WOULD JUST FUCKING DISSAPEAR!”

The entire bathroom went pitch black and Hailey began to whimper for a second as she caught her breath. There was a weird clicking noise, like a clock but the sound was like it was made by someone's mouth, and then the whole bathroom lit up red. It was the emergency lighting? Hailey thought to herself, and then the lights came back on.

She took a few deep breaths and left the bathroom stall. Hailey turned in the mirror and inspected her ass, the rip was big but she was going to be sitting most of the day, and she brought a packed lunch with her. She couldn’t stand to lose any more hours so she would just need to put up with it for the day. She ran her hands over her ass cheeks and the sides of her hips, they were much larger than she had ever remembered. Her ass cheeks were heavy and very jelly like. Even though she was alone she began to blush, she really needed to hit the gym again.

Hailey peeked out the bathroom door and everyone was at their desks or cubicles working silently. Perfect, she could slip out and sit down without much attention.

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Derrick was still on a mental high from the glory of seeing Hailey rip her pants wide open. It was a Monday morning but for some reason he felt amazing, it was like the Friday before a long weekend. 

“Hey man! We’re gonna go grab beers at lunch today! You in!?” Tom asked as he smacked his shoulder.

“Fuck yea” Derrick said with a big grin

“So I'll have the papers to you in an hour” Tom said in a total change of tone and suddenly serious all of the sudden.

“What?” Derrick asked and their boss walked by from behind him

As soon as their boss turned the corner they both laughed

“So beers at lunch, meet us in the lobby!” Tom said as he walked to his cubicle.

Derrick suddenly got terribly thirsty, like he couldn’t breath. He ran to the kitchen and turned on the water, scooping his hands underneath. He tried to bring the water to his mouth but it was like he didn’t have one, his whole body went light like a balloon and then everything went dark! He was trapped in a prison of darkness! His heart raced and felt like it was going to explode out of his chest.

“H..H ...HH ...HELLO!   HELP  HELP ME!” Derrick screamed to no answer. 

The world began to rip away beneath his feet and Derrick was falling now, hundreds.. No… thousands of feet! He fell and squinted in the darkness, anticipating the bottom and the inevitable splat. His entire body flashed before his eyes and he realized he had done nothing, made no impact, all he had done was indulge in himself and make others feel horrible! Suddenly he stopped falling and everything was calm. He could hear the noises of his office as everyone worked quietly. Fingers tapped on keyboards and co workers talked on phones to clients. Derrick opened his eyes, and all he could see was the bottom of a desk? Was it his? And some of the ceiling? He tried to move but couldn’t, was he paralyzed? He tried to move again, and again but it was hopeless, it felt like he didn’t have a body.

“HELP, HELLO!” Derrick screamed but no sound came out of his mouth. He began to panic again and started to hyperventilate.

All of the sudden Derrick was jerked backwards, his neck ached from the whiplash as he groaned in pain And then, Hailey was above him!

“HAILEY! HELP ME!” Derrick cried and made direct eye contact with her, pleading with his eyes!

Hailey looked right at him and then groaned

“Ugh, this day is the worst” she said under her breath to herself and then reached down towards Derricks face.

He flinched and closed his eyes for a moment as she dragged her hand over his face multiple times brushing it off and then pushing him back further. He opened his eyes and was greeted with the view of her back and huge bubbly ass. She looked back for a moment as she stepped forward and pulled him closer to her, simultaneously bending and lowering herself towards his face. Everything happened in less than a second but it felt like an eternity for Derrick. 

His eyes went wide as her ass loomed closer and closer to him! Her cheeks spread and the rip in the center of her slacks became larger and larger. He began to cry as he noticed how deep her cheeks were, even when she was bent over all the way he could still barely see the tiny bit of fabric from her thong lost between the mounds of fat. He had mocked her so many times, her weight, the size of her ass! Even her gas when she accidentally let one rip during a meeting. All of those memories flashed through his mind as he cried and watched her ass come down. She slammed down, so hard he thought it would kill him. Derrick had been sat on so many times by every girlfriend he had, he loved getting his face sat on, but no woman ever plopped down with their full weight. His skull pounded as he screamed from the pain. Hailey’s ass wriggled back and forth as she got comfortable and drove Derrick’s nose deep into her asscheeks. His eyes went wide as he got a deep whiff of the odor lurking within. His nose was only at the outer crevice but it was rancid, sour and sweaty, wet and bitter, the pure scent of shit!

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Hailey groaned as she plopped down into her office chair. It was padded and the cushion made a whooshing sound as her ass compacted it to the frame. She wiggled back and forth and smiled, it was strange, her chair was always a pain and gave her aches in her ass, thighs and back but today it felt different. She began to wriggle a bit more enjoying the feeling, it was almost as if the cushion was shaped for her cheeks? She stopped thinking about it and settled on the conclusion that after years of using the chair it had finally molded to her butt shape. Hailey booted up her laptop and got to work.

She had barely gotten through her first Email when her stomach let out a bubbling gurgle. Hailey squinted up her face and brought one hand to her stomach, clenching it and frowning from the sensation. She was so rushed this morning and sprinted out the front door, but at the subway station grabbed some Mcdonalds for breakfast. She loved fast food but tried to not eat it on workdays because it always gave her horrible gas, and the current bubbling felt much worse then just horrible. She looked around her and was for once thankful to have a cubicle. 

Hailey felt it coming, the wet and burning pressure pushing against her backside. She just knew it was going to be an absolutely rancid one. A small part of her mind drifted to Derrick, maybe she should pay his cubicle a visit? Ask him a quick question and release the beast right next to him. She began to giggle to herself and blushed at the thought but that was too much. Letting one of her farts go right next to someone? That would be torture! She could never do that to anyone, even an asshole like Derrick. 

Hailey looked left and right and then smiled. She leaned to the side slightly and grunted.

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Hailey began to choke and fanned her nose, the smell was like burnt rubber, but worse. Like burning cheese and boiled chemicals mixed with a pile of burning car tires. It filled her cubicle as she began to wave her arms back and forth trying to clear the smell. Her ass was burning and she could feel the heat of the gas all across the office chair!

“Holy fuck!” she said to herself while choking and fanning the air more. She began to hear people in the cubicles around her start to cough too.

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Derrick was in hell, Hailey was by no means an ugly woman, she was actually quite beautiful, very attractive and with a wonderful personality. Derrick just liked picking on her because she was an easy target, she never fought back, ad her ass was like a hippos! How could he not make comments! Now he was buried under it! His entire body ached and felt like it was being compressed under her. He could feel the hypothetical bones he didn’t have, crack and bend with every slight movement of her ass. His nose was stuck in between the fat globes of sweat and flesh that soaked his face in her odor, it was rancid. She smelled like she had just finished at the gym, it was extremely sour and very salty.

Derrick could barely breathe and any air he got came from his nostrils, he could open his mouth just barely and when he did he was assaulted by sweaty saltiness! He inhaled in short little whiffs trying to take in as little scent as possible. Hailey’s ass stunk like a pile of cow shit! Derrick couldn’t believe it! Did every single woman wash her ass thoroughly right before sitting on his face? Why did Hailey stink so fucking bad! How had he never experienced this, it was fucking hell! He didn’t know if he would ever want another ass on his face again!

Hailey shifted in her seat and then sat back heavily, Derrick screamed in pain. The pressure of her full weight and ass was bending his neck back and it felt like it was about to snap. He cried and sniffed in and out, gasping for air through his nose and getting deep whiffs of fresh feces!

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Derricks eyes went wide as he heard the deep watery gurgling from above him, it sounded so deep, like a pipe was clogged and suddenly unclogged, sucking down the waste and filth within. He could feel the muscles under the fat in Hailey’s cheeks tighten and then flex, clenching his nose and holding it tightly, his air was cut off and he began to panic! His heart was racing and he just wanted to breath! Her ass cheeks vibrated a little as she held his nose tightly, clenching it like her life depended on it!

Derrick thought he was going to die! He felt himself going blue and began to go over all the things he had done wrong in his life. All of the sudden his nose was released from the vice like grip. Hailey lifted just a bit and leaned to the side! Her sweaty ass cheeks spread just enough for her asshole to be seen with the wet strap of thong tightly wrapped over it. 

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Derrick sucked in a massive breath at the same time her gas was released. At first Derrick had no idea what was happening. He inhaled deep and hard as his nose and throat burned like fire! It felt like he had smoked a huge hit from a pipe and the ashes had flown down his throat. He instantly began to choke and gag as the smell hit him, that smell, he would never forget it. The burning odor of rotten cheese and rubber, it could peel paint from the walls! Derrick creamed through his choking ad he inhaled more and more gas, choking it out and gasping even more! He got extremely light headed and everything spun around him. 

BAM

Hailey’s ass came down hard, before he could recover and catch a breath. Her cheek crashed down but now with her ass spread. His nose slipped to the deepest area of her crack and his nose pushed against the wet damp sweaty area of her thong just over her asshole. Derricks eyes felt like they were going to pop from his head as he was assaulted with the dying odor of her gas. It lingered and clung to his nose, it was embedded into the fabric of her thong and each sniff was worse than the last. He could feel her wet anus flexing on the tip of his nose and it made him fucking sick!

“HEEEEEELP MEEEEE” Derrick cried

The minutes passed like hours as Derrick counted each and every second. Every sniff he suffered with the stale smell of her gas that lingered in her deep ass crack and leaked fumes from her pulsing anus. He held his breath as long as he could and then sniffed slow, just enough to live before stopping, and even that was too much. Her ass was like a shotgun pressed to his upper lip and it could go off at any second.

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Hailey smiled as she finished her report and emailed it off to her boss. She had gotten so much done today and it was barely even 11am. Even though the morning started off like hell, the day was turning out really good. Her chair was so comfortable and she had no idea why! It felt like the cushion was molded and up in between her ass cheeks, almost like something was pressed to her asshole, perfectly shaped for her. It was so comfortable and almost, she hated to say this, but erotic, it felt really nice on her pussy and ass. Working was a breeze as she wiggled back and forth, grinding the chair against her asshole and typing away. 

“Hey have you seen Derrick? No, okay”

“Hey, Alice, have you seen Derrick anywhere?”

Hailey looked back and saw her boss going cubicle to cubicle. He walked up to hers and smiled at her. 

“Have you seen Derrick anywhere Hailey?” He asked

“No, not since the meeting this morning”

“Hmmm” Her boss frowned a bit aggravated to himself.

Hailey leaned in and whispered to him

“Sometimes him and Tom go to the roof and smoke weed”

Her bosses face lit up with anger! He stomped off towards the stairwell. Hailey stood up for a second and looked over her cubicle wall. Tom sat a few seats away and she saw his was empty. She laughed to herself knowing he was up there and how much trouble he would be in. she threw herself back down into her chair a bit harder then the thing could probably handle and it made a loud cracking noise. Hailey’s mouth went wide as she laughed and moved the chair back and forth a bit. It seemed fine but she should be more careful, seeing as how she just worked it in. she wiggled her ass back and forth and got back to work.

Hailey felt another bubble of gas coming and leaned forward instead of to the side and on one cheek. She felt the fabric of the chair dig inbetween her fat cheeks and into the rip in her pants, it felt amazing. She pushed down a bit hard trying to let the chair soak up most of the odor, she didn’t want to suffer through any of her gas again

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Hailey let out an audible moan as her bloated stomach shrunk in size the gas rushed out her asshole and burned the sides of it while it soaked into the padded cushion. Only a tiny bit of gas leaked out, not enough for anyone in the neighboring cubicles to smell, but enough to hit Hailey, and it was brutal. Her face turned green as she choked and fanned her nose, it was like something had died inside her. Hailey had let some brutal room clearing farts go in her life but nothing on this level, maybe something was wrong with her? She thought to herself while fanning her nose! She could feel the burning heat of the gas all spread across the couch cushion and laughed at how rancid it must be. As soon as the gas cleared she returned to her work.

Ten minutes later her boss stomped by on the way to his office with Tom behind him. The door slammed and five minutes later Tom was cleaning out his cubicle. Hailey had never been so happy, all she had to do now was get Derrick fired and the promotion could be hers! Tom gave her a dirty look as he walked by holding a cardboard box full of all his belongings. Hailey smiled and then stuck out her tongue to him like a little kid!

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Hailey let another fart loose and then leaned over clutching her stomach. It was bubbling and felt like it could explode at any moment. Her last fart ended with a wet spray which at first felt innocent, but as the seconds passed, she realized there was a bit of something back there. She blushed and got up quickly, hurrying off to the women's bathroom.

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Derrick was praying for lunch time to come, he just wanted a break from her ass, just a second of clean air! He could feel her anus opening and closing through her thin thong strap and rubbing against the tip of his nose! It was so wet and slimy, every touch made him grimace and cry

Hailey leaned forward and Derricks heart began to race even faster, is she about to stand? All of the sudden her anus pulsed and blasted him with the opening right on his nose!

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Derricks eyes watered as the force of her gas blew him into another plane of existence. The methane and gas filled his lungs and body so quick it was like high on salvia, his entire body spun in ecstasy for a moment before he was ripped back to reality. His nose was burning, it was pure fire, it felt like burning feces had been injected straight into his system. The burning rubber odor came quickly after and made his head throb and pound! He could feel the gas filling his head!

Her fart was only half way done and Derrick was on the edge of life! It bubbled and sizzled on his nose spraying shit and poisonous gas into every available space inside him! When her anus closed and she settled back down Derrick began to cry, not from the pain or odor, but from the shock that he was still alive and survived the blast. This couldn’t be real! This had to be a nightmare! No one farted like this! THIS ISN’T REAL! Derrick cried to himself.

Suddenly Derrick heard his bosses voice, he was still choking on Haileys horrible gas but tried to listen in.

“Have you seen Derrick anywhere Hailey?” He asked

“No, not since the meeting this morning”

“Hmmm” 

“Sometimes him and Tom go to the roof and smoke weed”

YOU BITCH, SHUT UP! Derrick screamed under her ass as he heard his boss rush off! He tried to scream again as another fart blasted his face

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The fart splattered out and ended with a wet plop as a blob of shit shot out into the fabric of her thong! Derricks eyes watered as he stared at the clump of feces leaking onto his nose! It was horrifying! He felt frozen. It dripped down his face and onto his lips, leaking into his mouth and onto his tongue. He was tasting shit, he was tasting shit! Derrick couldn’t comprehend it!

Hailey got up and walked away suddenly, quickly. Derrick was hit by cool fresh air but none of that mattered now, his nose was covered in feces and it was dripping into his mouth. And he was powerless to move! His eyes dripped with tears as he wept, sucking on Hailey’s bitter shit.

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Hailey rushed down the hallway and into the ladies bathroom. As soon as she entered she could hear two of her co workers talking in the stalls, she recognized by the voices it was Tanya and Valery, two of the younger and newly hired interns. Hailey crashed into one of the stalls and quickly ripped down her pants, throwing her bare ass onto the seat without even checking if it was clean. As soon as she touched the seat her ass exploded into the toilet bowl echoing farts that shook the entire bathroom.

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The conversation between the two interns stopped and they went silent as they took in the reality of the fart they had just heard. They both began getting up and leaving the stalls hastily as another fart  echoed into the toilet bowl and began wafting through the bathroom. The girls both skipped washing their hands and ran from the bathroom choking from the sour burning smell. Hailey could hear the girls choking outside but she didn’t care, her stomach was on fire and she needed to put out the flames. She grunted and pushed, feeling the liquid like feces leave her asshole in a flurry and rush. The shit sprayed out hitting all sides of the bowl and violently plopping into the water. Hailey moaned in relief and looked up into the air trying to straighten out her intestines and let everything out when she felt a warmth on her ass!

“OH FUCK” she said out load as she reached back to flush. She forgot to give it a courtesy flush halfway through and the shit had reached her left cheek. 

She grimaced as she heard the wet shit swirl in the bowl under her and then choke before clogging with a brutal wet sloshing sound. Hailey got up and waddled to the next stall, not wanting to look at the mess she left behind her and throwing herself onto the next toilet seat. Her ass jiggled as it hit the rim and she let loose instantly with a coiling log filling the bowl. Hailey moaned, taking a deep breath, it felt like she had lost twenty pounds. 

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A wet fart sprayed from her ass and echoed throughout the bathroom with a high pitched splatter that made her laugh. Hailey wiped, more than a few times, it seemed no matter how much she did though it just wouldn’t come out clean. When her ass was “clean enough” she glanced down to her thong, it was a mess, brown and caked in shit. She kicked it off and put it into the trash. 

Hailey walked to the sink and began washing her hands. She looked up into the mirror and gasped a bit. She was drenched in sweat and her face was bright red. It looked like she had just finished a run. She fanned her face and nose a bit and splashed cold water onto herself. The door opened and an older lady came in. instantly the woman's face turned green and she began clawing at the door, she couldn’t get out fast enough. Hailey laughed to herself as the door closed and then sniffed the air, it wasn’t that bad. She dried herself off and cleaned up and then left the bathroom. On the way back to her desk she stopped at the kitchen to grab her lunch. She had just unloaded to it was time to refuel! Hailey smiled when she saw her office chair, just where she left it! She moved it away from her desk and then plopped down heavily, her stomach rumbling at the idea of eating her lunch!

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Derrick savored the little time he had away from Hailey, knowing she would eventually return to torture him more with her bubbly ass! He cried as her shit leaked into his mouth slowly, pooling in his mouth until he eventually swallowed. It was bitter and foul, he could taste eggs and remnants of bacon inside. It made him sick to his stomach thinking he was eating a womans waste, but he couldn’t force himself to throw up, he didn’t even know if he still had a stomach. The minutes ticked by and eventually the shit all disappeared into his mouth, he was thankful it was gone.

Less than five minutes later Hailey appeared again and Derrick cried. She was smiling, so absentmindedly! She pranced over and dropped a large lunch bag onto her desk. Derrick watched as her massive ass loomed over him like a solar eclipse. The shadow stretched over his face and then crashed down, hard! He felt his neck bend and crack lightly under her as his nose pushed deep between her damp and cold as cheeks. She began to wriggle back and forth, pushing his nose deeper and deeper until his nose hit a wet greasy hole. Derrick wanted to scream! WHERE DID HER PANTIES GO!!

He felt her oily shit covered anus pulsing on his nose and rubbing back and forth as she got comfortable. She crossed one leg over the other, pinching Derricks nose and face extremely tight and to the point where it burned!

Derrick prayed to god, and he laughed as he did it, because he always considered himself an atheist!

“Please god! I'm so sorry, i know i've been an asshole, and a dick! I treat people like dirt and i'm sorry! I understand what your trying to teach me! I’ll be better i swear!” Derrick cried and prayed in his head as his thoughts were interrupted

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Hailey’s bare anus opened for a moment and blew a harsh post shit fart into his lungs. He could taste her breakfast and choked as the smell wafted out of his nose and mouth. Hailey began to unpack her lunch and Derrick could feel her slight movements in her massive cheeks. She wiggled her ass back and forth, grinding her anus down further and further, it opened and closed like it was trying to inhale his nose!

Derrick began to think back to the first day he met Hailey, the day they were both hired. He had no idea why he had singled her out, she was cute and nice, very friendly, he just needed someone to push down though and he chose her! It was wrong and he knew it, so maybe this was some sort of weird fate, he made a pact, that if he got out of here, he would live his life different, he would be nice! He would treat Hailey like a queen! He would be a different man!

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Derrick felt Hailey’s anus flex wide and then blow out a rancid blast of gas! It washed over his nose for a second before she sunk down hard. Her anus engulfed his nose, wrapping around it as the gas began traveling right into him without leaking. He could feel Hailey’s ass muscles loosen after the gas and she audibly moaned.

Derrick blushed under her as he choked on the gas, it was rancid and horrible. He could taste turkey now but still it was overpowered by the burning rubber odor. The smell was truly something of a nightmare!

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Hailey finished her lunch quick and then the work day breezed by. Throughout the day she stood up a few times to look around for Derrick. He was an asshole, but she couldn’t deny he was cute, and at the end of the day she didn’t want anything bad to happen to him, even though he was a bully. He had been gone all day and she wondered where he was? 

She finished up her work and waited until the very end of the day to leave. She wanted as few people as possible seeing her ass through her pants so she waited for all the co corkers to head out. Hailey called an uber and waited until it arrived to jump in the elevator and run downstairs. The lobby was almost empty and she jumped into the car. The day had started out horrible but ended pretty well. 

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Derrick was all alone, his face was bruised and beaten. His nose and throat were punished, tainted with pure shit and fart fumes. The office was quiet and he began to think that he would never be free, maybe this was his life now?

The feeling from the morning repeated and he was sucked into darkness, his entire body left time and space as he drifted endlessly. He started to fall again and he screamed, it felt like he was falling a million miles an hour. His soul left his body and he could see himself!

Derrick woke up in bed panting for breath! He was covered in sweat and his mouth tasted like shit. He scrambled out of bed and fell to the floor. It took a few seconds for him to get to his feet and then run to the bathroom. Instantly he threw up and collapsed to his knees by the toilet. He had never felt so sick in his entire life. Was that real? Or a dream? He thought to himself while gasping over his toilet.

After a few minutes he pushed himself to his feet and then looked into the bathroom mirror. Derrick gasped. His nose… was covered in...shit….

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Tuesday morning, Hailey walked through the lobby with her papers, binder and coffee in hand. She was prepared for a long day and looking forward to her chair, for the first time, when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned to see Derrick, but… he looked different, his eyes, they looked, softer?

“Hey… ummm.. Hailey.. Goodmorning” Derrick said while blushing

“Oh hey” Hailey said back brightly but a bit confused

“I uhmmm” Derrick blushed and fumbled on his words

Hailey waited

“I'm sorry about the way I treated you all these years, it wasn’t right, and I feel horrible.”

“Oh…. it’s alright, but thank you, I appreciate that” Hailey smiled, it was so unexpected, why was he apologizing now?

“No, it’s not alright, but I swear I will make it up to you! I'm so sorry!” Derrick apologized again

Hailey blushed

“You're making me blush” she laughed

“Hey! Me and Alice and Tom are gonna grab drinks tonight! Do you want to come?” Derrick invited her, just trying to be nice

“Oh… uhm… sure! That sounds fun” Hailey smiled.

Derrick grabbed her binders for her and they walked through the lobby together.

1 Year Later

Hailey moaned and threw her head back. She had never enjoyed facesitting because of her gas issues and most guys made her feel so self conscious, but now she was in a long committed relationship with a great guy. Derrick, of all people. She would never imagine that the guy who used to torment her would become a loving and caring boyfriend who took care of her every need. He was so docile and never said no, even on her gassiest nights. 

BFRRTTTPSPPPRTTTTT

Hailey smiled as she felt his thin body wriggle and flail under her, it stunk, she knew that, but he loved her and never complained. If she got up he would gasp for air, choke and gag like no tomorrow and then smile before asking “Are you all done honey, i can keep going?” 

She was always surprised at his stamina, sometimes she wasn't even horny but just fucked his face while gassing his nose to see how much he was willing to take, or humanly could before passing out. She didn’t know why he changed all of the sudden, but never questioned it. She had the perfect boyfriend, and that was all that mattered.

The End