Shitty Expectations. Ch3

Chapter 3 - Warm Meals

Pip was asleep in his bed when he was woken by his elder sister. He slowly opened his eyes as she roughly shook his shoulder and half whispered / half shouted trying not wake Joe. 

“Wake up!!! Get up you piece of trash!” she slapped his face hard roughly waking him up!

Pip held his cheek and looked around, through the cracks in the wall of his room he could see it was still dark outside. It was very early in the morning and there was a harsh wind blowing with some rain and light snowfall. The winter was over but in the mornings the rain still came down in little light flurries.

“Miss Havisham wants you early this morning! Get going!” His sister said as she dragged him out of bed and promptly dropped him to the floor.

Pip didn’t fight back, he knew better than that after years of beatings and abuse from her. He quickly got dressed and tried to grab some bread before heading out but his sister promptly slapped it out of his hand. Pip looked to her with confusion! Why couldn’t he eat?

“Miss Havisham said to come on an empty stomach” She said quietly, still trying not to wake Joe. She turned her back and set a kettle onto the firewood stove.

Pip stood in his jacket with his hands in his pocket as his stomach growled. His sister looked back to him and scowled!

“GO” she yelled and Joe stirred in bed. Pip ran out the front door.

It was much colder than it should have been on the spring morning and Pip was severely under dressed. The wet rain and flurries came down soaking him almost instantly! He hugged the sides of buildings trying to walk underneath the hanging edges of roofs but it did little to help. He tucked his neck down and his shoulders high as the harsh wind blew down his shirt and made his entire body frozen to the core.

Pip had been running in the rain for almost an hour and the sun still had yet to rise. The town streets were quiet except for the patter of rain plopping into puddles. Pip arrived at the front of the Havisham estate to find that the gate was locked! He pushed on it multiple times but it wouldn’t budge. He was dripping head to toe in water and shivering, he couldn’t wait. He grabbed the gate and began to climb, his cold wet palms slipped on the metal bars making the task almost impossible! After a ten minute fight Pip climbed to the top of the gate and slipped over the top, falling down and landing on his back. All the air left his chest and he gasped for air, laying on the ground with the rain coming down on his face.

He practically crawled up the front pathway to the door of the estate, he was just able to get to his feet as he reached the porch! He was so cold he thought he would die! He reached up with a pale shaking hand and tapped the door a few times.

Nothing….

He knocked again.. A bit louder. He could hear footsteps and then the door slowly opened. There was a young woman there, roughly Pip’s age, maybe a bit older. She had light auburn hair and beautiful round eyes. She wore a very fancy maids attire complete with stockings, bows, ribbons and a beautifully pressed skirt. Her skin was pale and she had a royal presence about her even though she was clearly the help.

“You must be Pip!” she said with a smile and stepped aside

“Come in! Come in! You must be freezing! Oh you poor thing!” she quickly grabbed a towel and draped it around his shoulders. Pip began to dry off his head and took off his coat while thanking her.

“Miss Havisham told me you would be coming! When i saw the weather I honestly wasn’t expecting you to show! At least not on time!” she said with a smile

Pip continued to dry himself off and then looked at the maid up and down while her back was turned! She was incredibly beautiful and her legs were so long. She turned towards Pip and he quickly averted his gaze.

“Why haven't i met you before?” Pip asked a bit curiously

“It’s a big house!” she said with a laugh

“My name is Maggie” she reached out to shake pips hand

“Come, there’s not much time! Miss Estella will be awake soon and we don;t want to keep her waiting! Follow me Pip” she said with a smile and waved motioning Pip to follow her.

Pip followed the young maid through the house and up a steep and very thin staircase meant only for the servants and help. It was in a secret hidden door that lead between the walls. As the walked up Pip could clearly see up the woman’s dress and her panties that sit beneath. They were bright white and freshly laundered but he could see a small dark stain going up the length of her ass crack with each step her ass cheeks would pinch together and hide it momentarily. They reached the top and she quietly lead him into a large marble bathroom. It was fancier than anything Pip had ever seen.

“Sit right here,” she said to Pip motioning for him to sit on the floor by the wall. 

Pip sat down, still looking around the bathroom at all the fancy appliances and shiny surfaces. Maggie began strapping his body onto a board that was at a 90 degree angle almost in a sitting position. She began to turn a small crank and lowered the portion of the floor Pip was sitting on. Once he was lowered about a foot, Maggie slid a heavy tile flooring piece over his legs and thighs. 

“What is this?” Pip asked in confusion as he began to wiggle.

“Stay still! I'm not done!” Maggie sounded a bit frustrated and Pip stopped immediately. 

She came back over and pushed his head back while looking down at him, her eyes were so beautiful.

“Open your mouth” she said very bluntly and Pip listened

She reached down and began pushing a thick metal ring into his mouth, as soon as it was in Pip noticed it was impossible to close his mouth! It was wide and filled the top area of his mouth keeping it wide almost at an uncomfortable position. 

“Mmmmh mmmmmhppp” You groaned but Maggie seemed to ignore it.

She walked back over and lowered a large porcelain bowl that slid down from an attachment to the wall. Maggie held Pip’s head back as she slid it down and the bowl settled onto his face. There was a thick rubber ring at the bottom that sealed to his face making it airtight. Pip could not move, he could not speak, he was trapped. He began to panic slightly and Maggie could clearly tell. She turned to face him looking down at his face from a bent over position. It wasn’t until that moment Pip realized where he was, his head was in a toilet bowl! 

“Let me give you one piece of advice Pip. Miss Havisham has had many men come through here, your not the first and I doubt you will be the last. She's searching for the perfect slave for Estella but i don’t even know if it exists! Her expectations are so high! Your going to be a toilet, just eat, don’t choke! When Miss Havisham realizes you are not up to her expectations she will let you go! Just don’t choke to death before that point! If you can survive the week she will probably let you leave! Okay?”

Pip began to panic and scream into the mouth gag!

“SHHHHH don’t wake Estella or Miss Havisham, it's still early! Good luck Pip!” she waved and lightly closed the door, leaving him alone in the dark bathroom.

Pip waited in the darkness listening to the harsh wind and rain blowing against the glass window. It was still dark out and the moonlight cast an ominous shadow across the bathroom and onto the ceiling above Pips head. His mind was racing! Would Estella really use him as her commode? She wouldn’t really take a shit over his face! If he ate it, he could die! This had to be a joke! This wasn’t real!

CRACK BOOM

Lightning crashed through the clouds and shook the entire house with it’s rumble as Pip began to cry. He was alone, trapped, and there was no one who could help him. He heard footsteps in the hallway and he froze. They came closer and closer and then slowly passed the room he was inside of. His heart had stopped beating for a moment as time seemed to freeze. He was terrified for what was to come.

Soon more sounds began to come from through the house as different staff began to wake and attend their duties. The sun rose outside but the thick rain clouds kept the light from penetrating them. The bathroom had a gray and eerie glow that brought a shiver to Pip’s spine.

The door opened and he froze, his eyes darted left and right but all he could see was the porcelain toilet bowl. He heard light footsteps and then the door closed. There was a click and he heard the door lock… this was it… the footsteps came closer and closer until a shadow loomed over the bowl. A lantern light came on that illuminated the bathroom and Estella’s gorgeous face gazed down at him. 

“Good Morning Pip!” Estella said in a slight singing tone like a princess

“How did you sleep!?” she asked while waiting for a response and holding her hair to the side to keep it from falling in her face.

“Oh, I forgot! You can’t speak!” she reached down with two fingers and began running them around Pips stretched open lips. He began to shake and cry.

“Shhh shhh, don’t worry! I know your hungry! The cook made a Pot Roast last night to prepare for your arrival today! I ate so much! My stomach has been in pain all night but Miss Havisham said that it’s important your first meal is a large one. All the ones before you started slow and that didn’t work so she said we needed a new approach.” Estella slowly turned and began gathering up her dress exposing her plump and pale ass cheeks wrapped in white underwear

Pip began to cry a bit louder! She was standing above the bowl but he could already smell her womanly scents. She was unwashed and the sharp pungent smell of her vaginal fluids was heavy in the air. She slowly began to pull down her panties revealing her bare cheeks, the area between them was clearly moist and sweaty. She pulled the panties all the way down and Pip could see her pubis hair was sweaty and matted, it has pressed down against her crotch from a night of sleeping.

Estella slowly bent down and lowered herself to the bowl resting her full-weight. It wasn’t until she sat down that Pip realized the bowl as supported on his shoulders. The moment she sat he felt her entire weight pressing down on his shoulders and torso. Each slight movement he felt as aches and pains shot through his entire body. He gasped in and out staring at her hairy pussy and sweaty asshole clenching open and closed! The smell.. It was unlike anything he had ever experienced. Pip was not a virgin, not by any means, but he had no idea a woman could smell this way! His eyes watered from the slightest inhale as her odor burned his nose and scraped at his lungs. 

Her pussy began to drip slowly, dropping a few dips of very hot and acidic urine onto Pip’s bottom lip. It rolled around the side of his mouth but he still got a small taste. It was horrific! Like drinking acid! Estella grunted and he watched her sweaty pink asshole clench open and closed more! Her pussy lips were moving a bit as she leaned forward and push hard. She was clearly having a very hard time.

Bbbbffff bbbfffffffff

A small bubbling vibrating hiss of gas came out of her asshole, it sounded like a whisper and he immediately felt the heat, Her gas was heavy and hot even though it sounded small and innocent. It had the over burdening smell of rotting meat and Pip knew it was the Pot Roast she had mentioned. He started to choke, trying to gasp in through his mouth but even that was torture.

BFRRTTTTTTT BFRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Estella’s anus began to vibrate as it released a much larger blast! Pip felt the heat of her gas spray right down his throat and hit the back of his tongue! He tasted every bit of her gas and began to retch loud and deep! Just as he began to choke Estella’s bladder had finally relaxed and let loose, spraying a stream out that filled the bowl in less then a second! Pip inhaled, breathing in her piss and filling his lungs with the burning liquid!

Pip’s eyes went wide as he felt Estella’s urine fill his body! His face was covered and he was already choking! His entire chest burned and it felt like he was breathing fire! He choked and blew out a mouthful of piss before choking down a huge gulp. It tasted so strong, like asparagus and rapini! Pip knew he was going to die if he did not drink so he swallowed, again and again. His throat felt like it was melting but the pool of urine above his face was finally lowering. He spluttered and choked while breathing in another large amount of urine into his lungs. Immediately afterwards he could hear Estella laugh. 

Her urine had stopped flowing and Pip drank enough for his nose to break through the surface! As soon as his nostrils were out he desperately sucked in a much needed breath combined with a fair amount of urine but he didn’t really care! He sucked in and out through his nose and Estella laughed again. Her pussy began to drip with piss slowly filling the bowl more as it rose again above Pip’s nose.

“Oooh no… did you need some air?” she laughed as Pip chugged mouthfuls of her urine. 

Estella waited, listening to his gulping and holding it for just the right moment.

Pip drank three large mouthfuls, enough for the urine to only be around the other limit of his face. Just as he was about to suck in a much needed deep breath, Estella’s anus let loose, spraying a fart out that came from the deepest depths of her colon. 

BFRRRBFRRTTRBBFRTTTTT   FBRRTTTTT BFRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It rumbled and filled the bowl with a stink that rivaled anything Pip had ever experienced. He started to gag and choke as his vision went blurry and he lost all sense of direction. It was like inhaling a liquid aerosol form of diarrhea. He felt sick through his entire body as the smell permeated his skin and assaulted his pores! Estella was laughing so hard above him that she could barely breathe! The smell had reached her and she was fanning her nose while choking in between laughter.

“OH MY! THAT’S JUST TERRIBLE! ARE YOU ALIVE PIP? PIP?   … PIP?” Estella spread her legs and looked between them, he was still moving.

“Oh you scared me for a second” she laughed as another short fart sprayed out of her anus, she grimaced and groaned from the burning sensation around her asshole.

Pip was dry heaving under her, gasping on the fumes and slowly going unconscious. Estella spread her thighs allowing the smell to filter out a tiny bit and Pip thought he was saved, only for another fart to fill the bowl.

BFRRTTTTTT

This one was not nearly as long as the first but the last but the smell seemed to be getting worse with each release. Pip watched her asshole with watering eyes as his vision slowly began to come back. Her pink wrinkled hole pulsed in and outwards towards his face as she grunted and pushed hard, trying her best to work the monster inside of her out. For a split second Pip saw a bit of light brown appear and he began to cry! It was only time until the inevitable. She was actually going to do this!

Her anus pushed out and Pip felt his mouth fill with burning liquid! He screamed through his ring gag a bit before realizing it was just a bit more urine that had leaked out. Estella began to laugh..

“It can’t be that bad!”

BFRRTTTTTTTTTT FBRRTTTT …..

SPRPPTTT

Estella grunted and her anus erupted with gas, it happened so quick Pip had no time to brace himself. The gas was twice as hit as the previous one and he felt like it was melting the skin off his face. He pinched his eyes closed as he began to gag on the ferocious smell and could have sworn that she shit just then! He could taste the gas in his mouth and it was so thick! The spices from the pot roast danced around his mouth buried under the overwhelming bitter taste of her gas! A small part of him just wanted her to shit! Get it over with! Because this was fucking torture! Pip was taken off guard by a splatter fart that came up behind, creeping from the darkness. Her anus spluttered and in an instant his face was covered in wet shit. It was everywhere. In his eyes, nose, cheeks, forehead and in his mouth! Pip began to retch and gag, choking and spitting as Estella choked on her laughter!

“Ahhhh hahahaha i did… I did not… hahaha think it would be… hahah that messy!” she tried to say between laughing. 

Pip could not respond, he was in pure hell. He felt the wet sticky shit dripping down his face and it scorched his skin. It was so hot, like what he imagined lava to be like! His eyes locked onto her pink anus, pulsing in and out as it dripping with liquid shit every other second! With each push he could see more and more of the monster that was coming to greet him. 

The smell in the bowl began to take a much more sour aroma, more similar to rotten meat mixed with a hint of vinegar or malt. It was vile and made every muscle in Pip’s throat try to retract. Estella grunted hard above him in a very unladylike manner and her anus tightened up pulling the shit back inside. She lifted up and for a moment Pip thought he would be free from this horror, but she was simply adjusting her ass cheeks. He saw the deep red oval ring that stretched around her ass as she settled back down and spread her cheeks.

It seemed a readjustment was all she needed because as soon as she got back down her anus began to spread wide! The head of the monster shit emerged and it was truly huge! Easily 5 inches in diameter! As soon as the head of the shit had passed the rim of her anus the rest seemed to just flow out like it was pulled by gravity. It had a sickening wet crackling sound as the feces emerged and touched down right on the area between Pip’s nose and lips. It smeared across his face and then around the bowl making a huge pile as Estella groaned in relief.

Pip began to cry harder than before! The shit felt like hot bricks on his face! It was so heavy! Larger than any bowel movement he had taken in his entire life! His entire mouth and nose were covered in thick steaming turds with only his eyes visible and more was coming! It was like an endless stream of fat greasy sausages pouring out and filling the bowl! Was he seriously expected to consume all of this! It was impossible! 

The last chunk of shit fell from Estella’s bright pink asshole and her anus stayed spread. Pip could see inside of her anus and a deep puff of gas came shooting out breezing over his face like fumes from a volcano. It burned his eyes and Estella moaned in pleasure!

“I feel like I lost 10 pounds!” she said while laughing

“MAGGIE” Estella yelled and the maid from earlier came rushing in. 

“Yes Miss Estella” she said with a shaky voice

Pip could hear from inside the bowl that Maggie’s voice was strained trying to not let the smell overtake her.

“I’m Finished” Estella said while standing and moving slightly out of view.

“Yes Miss, just a moment” Maggie said with a strained voice.

Pip could not see from outside the view above the bowl but from the sounds he imagined Estella was having Maggie wipe her ass for her. A minute Later Estella promptly left to get away from the odor leaving Just Pip and Maggie. She slowly looked into the bowl and her eyes went wide as they locked onto Pip’s. She immediately saw the width and girth of the multiple logs piled onto Pip’s face and knew there was no way he would be able to consume it on his own.

Maggie moved around the side of the toilet and grabbed the long stick from behind. It was originally a brush that the servants had used to scrub the toilet bowls but Miss Havisham had given it to Maggie to help with Estella’s movements. Since the first time she began training with a toilet slave they had the same continuous problem. Her loads were simply too large for the toilets too consume. Miss Havisham had hired Maggie specifically in order to make sure the toilet’s are always clear. 

“This will be easiest if you swallow Pip okay! Every time i push, swallow hard, and it will be over before you know it!” she smiled and then lifted the toilet brush above the bowl pushing it into the mound of shit!

Pip screamed as he felt the thick logs break up and squish into his mouth! He could taste the undigested stringy bits of meat and lumps of fat from the Roast. It was filled with an overwhelming bitter flavor that reminded him of horseradish but so much worse! Maggie pushed hard, his throat packing full like someone was force feeding him mud! He screamed into the feces but Maggie didn’t seem to notice or care! She pushed harder, mashing the shit down and gagging above him! He felt it go down his throat and stop halfway clogging him up!

“SWALLOW!” Maggie yelled in frustration and continued to ram the brush down forcing more and more shit into him!

Pip wanted to swallow but he couldn’t! It was so thick! It was so horrible and hot! He just wanted it out! He would rather die than eat this!

“Your making this harder than it has to be!” Maggie said in a frustrated voice before ramming the brush down harder!

Pip swallowed hard, trying to listen to her! He felt the thick wads of shit slide down his throat and land in his stomach. It was so heavy and he could feel each log land individually with heavy plops. It was sickening and he cried in disgust. Maggie did not let up and continued to push down, she used the brush to roll thick logs towards his open mouth and then forced them in ramming the feces down his throat! The shit got so thick and he could feel the hard lumps and chunks scratching his throat as it sunk down.

“SWALLOW!” Maggie yelled again! She was clearly frustrated and did not want to be in this bathroom anymore. She let out a deep gag over his face like she was about to vomit!

Pip swallowed hard and felt the logs of shit slide down. His stomach was so full he could feel the feces pressing against the walls of his stomach and groaned in pain. The bowl was almost empty now. Maggie rolled one last thick log of yellow and brown swirls towards Pip’s mouth and forced it in. she rammed it down in one piece and he felt it get stuck inside of his throat! He tried to swallow over and over but it was totally lodged! He started to choke and flailed his head as hard as he could. Maggie seemed to notice and put the brush in his mouth. She began to spin it slowly moving the bristles and inserting it deep into Pip’s throat! He screamed in pain as he felt it scratching and clearly cutting his insides! Maggie was relentless though! She hit the head of the turd in his throat and rammed it into his stomach before pulling the brush out. It had blood on the end!

Pip let out a water gasping choke and began to weep and cry.

Maggie looked down at him and put the brush behind the toilet.

“Here… don’t tell anyone i did this for you… okay” she said sounding friendly and almost cheerful. 

Pip looked up to her with a hopeful stare as she spun around and lifted her maids uniform. She quickly dropped her panties and he was greeted to a view of her plump white bum before she sat back onto the seat. Pip began to scream as he was assaulted with the sour stink of her sweaty asshole! Seconds later his mouth filled with piss! Maggie moaned in relief as she drained her bladder into the toilet. Her stream was dark and strong, much stronger than Estella's and Pip gagged on his first taste. 

Pip could feel the shit in his stomach threatening to come back up from the spicy hot taste of Maggie’s piss! He screamed through the liquid and choked as Maggie got up and looked behind her into the small puddle.

“Be thankful you don’t need to go the next 3 hours with that taste of shit in your mouth! Estella will be back for her afternoon bathroom break when she's finished lunch. So be ready!” Maggie turned and left, closing the door behind her.

Pip took one big gulp of Maggie’s burning piss and felt a large thick turd fighting to come up his throat! He opened his eyes under the dark yellow piss and screamed! This had to be a horrible nightmare!