This Job "Really" Stinks - Part 4

Chapter 4 - Big Farts And A Big Twist!

It was late at night when you finally left the restaurant and the buses had stopped running. Usually you would have used some of your tip money for a taxi home but due to Celeste and her thievery that was no longer an option. It was a cool night and the entire walk home you had flashbacks to the horrible abuse you endured throughout the day. You stopped at a red light and waited at the corner of the street as a horrible sour stench hit your nose. It burned and smelled like a rotten locker room. You quickly realized it was coming from all the shoes and socks in your backpack. As soon as you began to walk again the wind blew the smell of all your co workers feet into the distance behind you.

By the time you get home you were about ready to collapse. It was an hour walk and you had already been exhausted from the terrible day at work. You walked into the front door of your apartment and dropped the bag of shoes as you walked to the couch and collapsed face first into it. After laying for a moment you groan and look to your left at the clock, it was 2am. At least you would have a little time to sleep, you didn’t need to be at work tomorrow until 3pm.

After relaxing for a moment you got up and grabbed the bag of shoes! The smell had already begun to seep out and filled the entire front hallway with the odor of women's feet. You had to breathe through your mouth as you quickly brought the bag outside and left it on the balcony. You walked into the kitchen and grabbed a big bowl. Your plan was to fill it with warm soapy water and let all the women's socks soak in it overnight. You turned on the tap and it made an airy gurgle noise as a few drops of water dripped out. You tried again turning the tap back and forth but nothing came out. As soon as you turned you saw a note on the wall from your roommate.

Waters turned off for repairs until tomorrow at 5pm

“FUCK” you shouted out loud as you began pacing back and forth.

How the hell were you supposed to clean all these socks and shoes now? You went outside and took each pair of shoes out of the bag. The smell seemed to get worse in the time the shoes spent confined within the knapsack. The sweaty odor hit you like a ton of bricks as soon as the zipper slid open! Slowly you removed each pair while picturing the co worker who wore them. Sera, Erin, Summer, Kiya, Laura, Katarina, Celeste! Each pair seemed to be more sweaty than the last and it was unbelievable that all of the women could have such horrible smelling feet! You took out the sweaty socks from each pair of shoes and laid them out flat over the sneakers, hoping the wind and the cool air from outside would be enough to make them seem clean. You could feel the different amounts of moisture and sweat as you carefully laid out each sock. As you unraveled Summer’s, literal liquid sweat dripped out! You dropped the damp ankle socks and choked loud! The smell was repulsive! Next to deadly! You choked and quickly laid them on her shoes before coming inside and slamming the balcony door. 

For some reason, maybe curiosity more than anything, you brought your two fingers up to your nose. You took a light smell and your face instantly grimaced like you had sucked on a lemon. The was so putrid, vinegary, rotten, cheesy! You felt the contents of your stomach beginning to rise as you ran to the bathroom and fell to your knees in front of the toilet. Your sickness lasted for hours.

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You woke up with a pounding headache as a vibrating sound danced around your head. You slowly opened your eyes and saw your phone dancing around in front of your face. It stopped right as you reached for it and looked at the screen.

27 missed calls

34 text messages

You sat up and began rubbing your head, you were still in the bathroom and covered in vomit. You looked around in a haze and began to remember the events of the night prior. You quickly pulled yourself to your feet and then unsteadily fell a bit before grabbing the sink. You cellphone began to vibrate again just as you turned on the water and remembered there was none!. Quickly you opened your phone without checking who was calling.

“Hello?” you said in a sleepy tone

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!” Danielle screamed

“What?” 

“WHERE….THE….FUCK….ARE….YOU??? FUCKING MORON! WERE PACKED! AND YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S SHOES! GET HERE IN AN HOUR WITH ALL OF THEM SPOTLESS OR I SWEAR YOU’LL BE IN A JAILCELL BY SUNDOWN!” you hear the receiver of her office phone crash down so hard that you had to pull your cell phone away from your head.

You ran out to the back balcony and slid the door open, immediately you were assaulted with the stink of fresh feet, it was like the smell had gotten even worse! The damp air outside had only increased the odor by letting the bacteria cook and grow! You reached down and began throwing all the shoes and socks into your back while fighting back the urge to puke. You could feel the heat still coming from Summer’s shoes like she had just taken them off. You got dressed and cleaned up as best as possible with no running water available and then ran to work with all of the shoes!

The bus pulled up just as you ran to the stop and you jumped on. It was only about half full so you found a seat that was semi secluded in the back. Your heart was racing, you knew you needed to clean these socks and shoes but had no idea how! If you didn’t figure something out soon Danielle was going to murder you! Or worse! Have you arrested! Your mind raced back and forth trying to find a way to do this, there was only one idea you could muster though. You checked around and made sure no one was looking before unzipping the bag and reaching in. you gripped around finding a sweaty sock and then lifting it to your face. You could tell immediately from the pattern on the ankles that it was Laura’s. It smelled like old deli meats and Swiss cheese, the smell quickly filled the area as people began to fan their noses. You took a deep breath through your mouth and then shoved the toe section into your throat! Your eyes bulged from your head as you felt every taste bud on your tongue swell up with the flavor of sweat and grime! It was salty and vinegary and so bitter! Instantly you choked and gagged! Spitting up the sock as multiple people looked back at you.

Crying and in shock you reached down trying to find a sock you could clean. You pulled out a dirty ankle sock that was drenched in sweat. It looked like one of Erin's. It had a very salty cheesy odor and an overbearing popcorn smell. You jammed it into your mouth and sucked hard trying to remove the sweat as you gagged horribly and threw up in your mouth! People were giving you dirty looks now as you ducked down and pushed the socks back into your bag while crying! It was hopeless! Your life was over!

Five minutes later the bus pulled up at the restaurant and you ran to the back door. You stopped at the back door and bent over with your hands on your knees while gasping for breath. The back door swung open and nailed you in the head as you fell back onto your ass! Your head was throbbing so hard that your vision blacked out for a second. You felt the bag being ripped from your hand and then moments later shoes began hitting you one at a time all over your chest and stomach. 

“....... …… …… CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!” Danielle screamed but you only caught half of her verbal lashing!

You were too dazed to respond but could understand what was happening. Danielle kicked you hard in the thigh.

“You were so late so we all had to run across the street and buy new shoes! It cost $670 so that’s gonna be added to your debt! As well as the loss of income for the restaurant while the girls got new shoes which was around $4,500.00. And leave the old shoes outside! THEY STINK” Danielle said while slamming the door.

You held back the urge to cry and walked inside the back of the restaurant. With your head hanging you walked to the public men's bathroom and began washing your hands while splashing water on your face. It was the first cool drink you had taken in almost twenty four hours and it felt great to wash the salty taste of women's foot sweat from your tongue. When you exited the bathroom you could see the dining room was almost empty and the lunch rush was over, you had missed it all. The waitresses were all sitting around a table in the back with their fresh brand new sneakers and eating cheese cake. There was a box in the center of the table from a very expensive bakery down the street and all of them were moaning in pleasure as the ate like animals!

It was a couple of hours until the dinner rush would start so you quietly walked into the back storage room where the food and dry items where kept. You found a few large sacks of rice and laid down on them, wiggling back and forth a few times to get comfy and quickly passing out. As you sleep you dreamed that this was all a terrible nightmare. You woke up and everything was normal, you had a section and tables and at the end of the night Danielle would passive aggressively say goodbye to you like usual. The dream was cut short though when a shoe sole hit you hard in the head. You shot awake and Danielle stood above you with a resting bitch face. Before you could respond and grabbed you by your collar and pulled as you stumbled to your feet. She didn't give you a moment to breath as she dragged you out and into the packed dining room. It was dark outside and you looked out the window with utter shock, how long had you been asleep?

“I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE! YOU CAN HAVE A DESERT ON THE HOUSE!” Celeste said in a loud voice and with a worried face as she chased a couple past the host stand and out the front door. All the waitresses had troubled looks on their faces.

Danielle dragged you past the host stand and into the coat check area which was mostly empty at this time of year. It was a small room, 9x9, with a door and no vents , windows or airflow!

“What’s going on out there?” you asked Danielle as another table stormed out with Amanda chasing them. 

“Celeste brought in a cheese cake and it had gone bad sitting the entire morning! The staff all ate it during lunch and now they all have terrible stomach aches!” Danielle said in a frustrated tone.

“All the customers are leaving because of the smell from their gas!”

“I CAN SERVE!” you yelled in excitement

“YOU CAN STAY THERE AND SHUT UP!” Danielle screamed back

“You’re gonna stay here and smell all the gas the waitresses need to let loose! And if you complain for even a second… I think you know what will happen!” Danielle slammed the door.

You sat there on your knees feeling like trash as the door slid open a crack. You could see Anna and Kiya looking in and laughing. You looked up to them and they slammed it shut while laughing!

It was the first time you realized it, but you were starving. The type of hungry where you actually felt nauseous from being so empty. The smells of the restaurant flowed through the crack in the wooden sliding door and drifted up to your nose. You could smell the fresh pasta, mozzarella, garlic bread and tomato sauce! Seafood and spices! Your stomach began to rumble even louder and you groaned a bit.

The door in front of you quickly slid open and Amanda spun sideways, squeezing in and then turning her ass to you as she slid the door closed. Her ass cheeks wobbled a bit through her thin black leggings and you could tell she wasn’t wearing any panties. She began backing up towards you with her ass looming closer and closer.

“Thank god you're here! I had three tables walk out already!

By the time she had finished speaking her hand was already on the back of your head pushing your face into her ass cheeks. The center of her leggings was damp with sweat and it had a very strong earthy odor of fresh shit. Before you had time to adjust to the smell her asshole let out a short sharp poot. It was very loud like a gunshot and echoed in the tiny coatroom. 

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Amanda gasped for breath and held her hands over her mouth as she laughed hysterically.

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Two more equally loud farts sprayed from her asshole and directly into your nose. The smell was so bad, it was wet and very sour. Even though she was wearing pants it smelled like your nose was pressed right to the rim of her bare asshole. Amanda leaned forward and stuck her ass out into your face wiping her crack up and down on your nose a few times before spreading her legs and picking her leggings from her crack.

“Ugh, my ass is sweating so much, it’s so fucking swampy” she groaned and squeezed out the door leaving you to bask in her stink!

You frantically waving your arms back and forth trying to get rid of the odor but in the tiny room with no vents, there was no where for it to go!

The door opened again before you even had time to recover from Amanda’s gas. The waitress entered the coat room ass first backing up and closing the door but immediately you recognized it to be Sera from the shape of her cheeks. She turned to smile at you and then fanned her nose as she laughed!

“Who beat me here!?” she asked while turning and presenting her spandex clad ass! It was tight and sculpted but still fat and bubbly. She started to back up towards you as you reached up your hands to stop her.

“Amanda came first! Amanda!” you say desperately trying to make conversation and stop her ass from descending onto your face. 

A second later Sera crashes back and her ass absorbs your face. Has ass is tiny but her crack is so deep and your nose sinks all the way inside! Even with your face engulfed through your nose still isn’t pressing against her anus. Between her soft sponge like ass cheeks you can smell the very strong and distinct smell of fresh feces but with a burnt smell that resembles onions. Your eyes begin to water just from being close to the odor as it tries to crawl up your nose but is quickly blocked as you blow outwards! Sera laughs and grunts, shooting the smell back of your nose with a wet slapping fart. Her anus could be heard vibrating between her sweaty cheeks and you began to retch.

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Her gas sprayed out and marked you like you were here territory. You could smell the remnants of her breakfast, eggs and onions, it resembled a burnt rubber odor but was quickly covered by the wet shitty dairy smell from the cheesecake! You choked and gagged as she laughed and lifted one leg letting out a small wet splatter that you could feel through her leggings! You pressed your head back into the wall so hard you thought you might fly right through it!

You reach up grabbing the sides of Sera’s ass and squeezing as you try pushing her from your face, lifting with all your strength and pushing her into the air and then forward! She laughs loud and then steps backwards with her sole crushing your balls and her ass crashing into your face again! You scream in pain as her cheeks muffle your voice and she glances down at her shoes.

“Oops! Sorry!” she said in a very fake tone and then twisted her shoe before lifting it! You screamed as loud as you could into her crack as another fart sprayed out of her asshole. It vibrated and jiggled her cheeks as you choked on the ferocious smell. 

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You opened your mouth wide and bite down hard on Sera’s ass cheek through her leggings! She jumped forward and shouted at the top of her lungs.

“HEY!” a second later her hand came towards your face and slapped you with alarming force! You fell to the ground gripping your face as her shoe hit your crotch so hard you thought your balls would explode! You gasped for air as you rolled on the floor in pain watching her storm out to attend to her tables. The door slid closed behind her locking you in with the smell of her gas.

You could hear the restaurant continuing to fill up with customers as they passed by the reception, blind to the fact that they were steps away from a man being held prisoner. You thought that maybe if Anna and Kiya were both away seating customers, maybe you could escape and make a run for it. You crawled to the door and slowly slid it open only to be hit in the face with Kiya’s denim clad butt! She bent over into the coat check without even stepping in and ripped a huge fart!

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It splattered and rolled out in an incredibly wet manner as she moaned and fanned behind her ass waving the odor towards you. It had a powerful eggy aroma that filled the small coat check with stink in less then a few seconds! She quickly pulled her ass from the doorway and slid the door closed sealing the smell inside and away from the customers. You choked and threw up in your mouth as you began to bang on the door with all your strength. Anna and Kiya could be heard laughing on the other side, your screams were drowned out by the music in the restaurant an no one was coming to help you.

Celeste walked into the coat check and you looked up to her with horror. She had a big smile on her face as she looked down at you crying on the floor. 

“Aweeee why the long face sweetie?” she asked while stepping on the side of your head with her sneaker.

“Just get it over with” you say to her while avoiding eye contact.

“Oh i will, but my tables just cashed out so I have some time to spare making you suffer in my gas!” she laughed and lifted one leg as a soft hissing sound was released from behind her. The room immediately filled with a horrible earth shit odor and you began to choke on it!

“So tell me…. Do you remember yet?” she asked with a smile.

You looked up to meet her eyes for the first time since she came in, her smile got bigger seeing your pale face and bloodshot eyes. 

“What are you talking about?” you ask while choking on the thick methane

Celeste turned around and began pulling down her leggings to reveal her perfect and plump ass! She had on very fancy black lace panties with intertwined flower imprints on them. The black lace disappeared between her ass cheeks as she jiggled them back and forth before sitting down on your head. You turned your head at the last second and she sat heavily on the side of your face. You felt her warm cheeks spread out and flatten like pancakes as her full weight began pressing you to the floor.

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A loud fart vibrated from her anus right onto the side of your head and into your ear! You felt the thick warmth melt over your face as the sickly wet diarrhea smell invaded your nostrils! You started to squirm but she easily held you down.

“does….MARCELLIS RING A BELL?” she asked with a hint of anger in her voice. 

Marcelli’s? You think to yourself as her ass is crushing your head! You used to work there years ago and got laid off for showing up late so many times, but what did that have to do with Celeste.

She got up off the side of your face and stood over you as you choked on her gas…. Laying on your back you looked up at her.

“We worked together there… you and i….” she smiled and lifted her foot resting her shoe sole on your forehead while looking down into your eyes.

“OH MY GOD” you said out loud as it all clicked.

4 Years Earlier

You stood at the waiters station laughing with a group of waiters and waitresses, laughing and joking around.

“You do it!”

“No you! I dared you first!”

“I’ll do it!” You say with confidence trying to show off to your co workers. 

Everyone watched as you rushed over to the hostess stand. Celeste was new, it was her first day and she was nervous, eager to make a good impression. You ran over to her and quickly introduced yourself.

“Your Celeste right?”

“Yea” she said with a nervous smile.

“The manager just asked me to come tell you! The kitchen is out of Banana peelers! Please!!! Run across the street to that french fusion place and grab us some! The kitchen needs it right away!!!!” you said to her in a panic!

“Okay okay!” Celeste said with a nervous stutter as she ran out the front doors and across the street into the other fine dining place. 

All the waiters and waitresses laughed as they watched her run! Some of them were actually bent over and about to fall to the floor in laughter! Minutes later she came walking back across the street with a red face and her head hung in shame. Everyone was laughing hilariously imaging her running in a panic into the restaurant and asking for a banana peeler! She walked through the front doors and the staff couldn’t hold back their giggles and immature laughter! Celeste broke into tears and ran from the restaurant, it was her first and last day. She came and went so quickly that the memory had all but left your mind…

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Celeste pushed down with her foot and increased the pressure on your head.

“Do you remember now? Huh? You like humiliating and embarrassing people? I followed you! For so long! Trying to find the perfect place, the perfect opportunity, the perfect group of women who could ruin your life and take everything from you! Just like you did to me! I have never been the same since that moment! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO ME!” Celeste screamed!

“IT WAS A JOKE!” you screamed back

Celeste stepped forward with one foot on either side of your head and crouched down with her ass on your face. Her plump mounds of ass fat crashed into each side of your face nestling your nose in the smelly crack between them. You could feel the moisture on the inside of her crack from walking around and serving all night. 

“I dreamed of this moment! Seeing you lay on the floor! Crying! Begging for mercy! And it’s even better than I imagined!” Celeste began wiping her ass up and down across your face. You could feel a thick line of watery sweat being left on your face as she moved across it.

“Mpppppppppph” you groan into her ass as you reached up trying to push her off but she grabbed your wrists and held them down.

“Do you really think that cheesecake was bad by accident? I bought it two days ago and let it sit outside for 8 hours at a time alternating it in and out of the fridge! This is just the beginning! I am going to spend the rest of my life! Ruining yours!”

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You opened your mouth to scream as a wet fart rattled down your throat filling it with her gas and stink! Celeste reached down with two fingers and slid them over your face gripping the band of her lace panties. She slowly peeled them from her ass and stretched it to the side making the odor suddenly twice as bad. She wiggled her cheeks a bit before smashing back and spreading them wide letting your nose touch her rubbery oily anus. You could feel the hairs covered in ass juice and rubbing off on your upper lip, just the thought alone was enough to make you sick!

“Open your mouth!” Celeste demanded but you held your lips tightly closed.

“OPEN YOUR MOUTH!” Celeste screamed and punched down on your stomach making you gasp for air!

As you opened your mouth she slid forward and sat as hard as she could forcing her anus inside of your lips. You could feel it’s greasy surface on your mouth as it spread and blew outwards into your mouth filling it with hot air.

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Before your taste buds even had time to register and taste the gas, your mouth filled with a much thicker and more gooey liquid. It puffed your cheeks outwards as your eyes went wide. You quickly realized that it was diarrhea and your entire body froze! You slowly began to taste the bitter horrific paste as her anus pulsed and forced more out. The diarrhea in your mouth was launched down your throat like a rocket, exploding into your stomach as you choked and gasped! Celeste reached back and plugged your nose just as you were about to shoot liquid shit out of it! Your throat buckled and tried to close but her anus pushed again and filled your mouth pushing the feces indie straight down! It was like she was a professional, like she had been practicing this her whole life for this one moment. This one day where she could turn you from a human into an object. 

She stood up with her ass cheeks jiggling above you. Reaching back she spread her thick cheeks and a thick blob of shit fell down landing right onto your nose. You quivered and gagged but were too terrified to move. She pulled a roll of toilet paper from her purse and began wiping her ass slowly, running the thick wads of paper in between her cheeks and then stuffing it into your mouth. When her ass was clean and your mouth full of paper she bent down and smiled. 

“You can run, 

you can go anywhere you want! 

But no matter what you do! 

I will find you! 

You can never get rid of me! Forever!” 

she smiled and left the small coat check as you whimpered.

The coat check door opened before you could even finish chewing the paper inside your mouth. Your cheeks were still stuffed and you could only breathe through your nose. Kiyas waved to you and stepped in closing the door behind her. She wasted no time getting on top of you and crouching down to align your nose with the seam of her tight denim jeans! As soon as she began to grunt the jeans ripped and spread open over her left cheek allowing a large portion of pale plump fat to pop out! 

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Her gas came shooting out right after the pants ripped and you could feel a slight breeze travel through the hole in the denim. It stinks like rotten cheese and wet diarrhea, you could tell her digestive system was also not adjusting to the bad cheesecake too well. Immediately as the smell seeped in you could feel Celeste shit rising in your throat, the only thing that stopped it from exploding out your lips was the thick damn of toilet paper! You cried as Kiya sat backwards hard and crushed your nose into her ass!

“MMMMMMMM how does that smell toilet boy?” she laughed!

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You slowly began to pass out under Kiya’s ass while choking on Celestes shit. You could taste the cheese cake in the feces and the hint of eggs from her breakfast much earlier. Your eyes dripped with tears from the taste of the shit and the way you had treated her… all of this… all of this was because of one little thing you said all those years ago… if only you could have known!

Chapter 5 - A Life Worth Living?

Celeste rolled around in her bed as her eyes slowly opened. There was a thundering sound coming down the hall. Her bedroom door exploded open as her two young kids age 4 and 6 came running in and jumped onto the bed attacking her and her husband and jumping all over them! Even though Celeste and her husband had just woken up and were quite groggy they smiled through it and played around with their kids. It was a beautiful Saturday morning and the sun was shining inside the windows but one of the negatives of having kids was losing your sleep and freedom.

Celeste rolled over and kissed her husband on the cheek. 

“Can you get the kids dressed! I'm going to go get breakfast started” Celeste said to her husband who didn’t respond but nodded to her with a smile. 

She got up from bed and walked to the door while looking back to her husband and two young kids. She really was lucky. Slowly she began walking downstairs to the kitchen and put on a pot of coffee as she felt her stomach begin to bubble. She always went to the bathroom at the same time each morning and right on time her colon was letting her know it's time to make room for breakfast. 

Celeste smiled and walked to the basement door, unlocking it with a key she kept on a necklace around her neck. The door was bright and white, newly done and Victorian like the rest of the house but as soon as it opened you were greeted to a basement that looked like something from a horror movie. The stairs were made of wood with single planks and was rotting from moisture build up and leaky pipes. Celeste walked into the nightmarish darkness of the basement with a smile on her face and in a state of pure relaxation. This room was exactly to her design, and she wanted it this way. 

She walked across the wet cement floor avoiding puddles with her slippers as she made her way to the back corner where a large dog house was sitting. She kicked the side hard and you came crawling out with a chain around your neck. You were naked, pale, and half the weight you used to be, looking more like a goblin then a human. 

Celeste kicked a dog bowl with her foot sliding it in front of you as she brought up her robe and crouched down over it.

“Are you hungry?” she asked

You had lost the ability to speak years and years ago, your muscles were too weak to escape even if you wanted to. You watched as the thick long turd quickly rushed from her asshole and fell into your food bowl. Your stomach rumbled at the sight of her shit and you quietly began to cry.

“Oh shush, I know it’s a small one but i’ll have more for you in a few hours! I'm hosting a work reunion today! So your going to get to see ALL.. YOUR..FRIENDS.

Your eyes went wide as you began to cry!

The End

i hope you all enjoyed this one! tomorrow i start the new short story series and im sure you will love it! it is about a man who marries his high school crush 25 years later in life. she has two adult daughters and all three of them treat him like a doormat because they know they can!